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She/They. 30. MDNI.

[mintcrows]

i like this armor for davrin

[cybershock24601]

the way taash treats spite like a disobedient dog is so funny to me. everyone else is so hung up on spite being a demon while taash is like "i'm rivaini. spirits are normal to me and this one is going in timeout if he doesn't start behaving"

[night-orchids]

lucanis and his contract negotiator

[catchymemes]

[mcbride]

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 1.10 The Black Queen + tweets

[night-orchids]

murderers are hobbyists

[resimdekigozyasi]

[miradeniz]

[ashotasfireandasdeepastheocean1]

...🌊 theraphy

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[cirkinkadininutopyasi]

[tonightiwontbehave-deactivated2]

What can we sneak past the watchful eye?

[tonightiwontbehave-deactivated2]

[teaboot]

The number of times I have been delighted by witty banter only to find out later that I was “Flirting” is both unfortunate and disappointing.

[teaboot]

“haha so what about that guy, huh?”

Me: what about him

“Well you seemed super into him”

Me: what why

“…dude you were flirting all night”

Me:

Me: Whoms't™™

[trainerdelaney]

I found out several of my female coworkers were planning on trying to get our male coworker to ask me out because “You guys kept flirting” but I was like “We were literally just goofing around. Like we literally just told jokes to each other. Literally just stuff that friends do, the same stuff you and I do.” I was definitely 100% NOT flirting but everyone thought I was

[trainerdelaney]

“You were laughing at everything TJ did!”

“He paper clipped a banana to the ceiling, Isabelle. That’s fucking bonkers”

[mortimermcmirestinks]

new sexuality: madlad

[dolfin]

anniestegg

[qipqirmizi]

like a good princess

[talkingheadsfan]

i love being a hater of media that i’ve never seen or listened to. no i will not give it a chance. it’s called listening to my heart

[deloveusion]

date idea: you buy me a dildo and i show you how i use it in front of you

[aidashakur]

[tonightiwontbehave-deactivated2]

Cleanliness is next to godliness.