[misscromwellsmonocle]

Two Earthlings (2009) by John Brosio

[crabussy]

WAIT I'M TWENTY!!!!!!!!

[crabussy]

I DON'T NEED TO HAVE IT ALL FIGURED OUT. I DON'T NEED TO HAVE IT ALL UNDER CONTROL. I'M LITERALLY TWENTY. THANK FUCK

[crabussy]

I would say you can "WAIT I'M (AGE)" your way out of many unhelpful thought processes. wait I'm fifteen I don't need to act like an adult. wait I'm thirty I don't need to care about this fandom discourse. wait I'm forty five I don't need to act how I did two decades ago. wait I'm sixty I don't need to care about this fandom discourse

[crabussy]

sorry sixty year olds I love you I'm not sure what your relatable negative thought patterns might be

[bucketofdeltav]

Suggestions from a 64-year-old friend:

Wait I'm sixty nobody's expecting me to be in a rush or change my habits unless I want to

Wait I'm sixty I'm allowed to be weird because now it's just eccentric

Wait I'm sixty people actually listen to me

Wait I'm only sixty I still have time

(I am 30 and my main experience of being 30 so far is that people, including for the first time my actual family, now cannot argue that I am a child who doesn't know what ze's doing.)

[crabussy]

I LIKE THESE. please tell your lovely friend thank you and they make being 60 sound like something to look forward to

[cookiethebirddoll]

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

[synnthamonsugar]

The pilot -> astronaut pipeline makes complete sense but is also funny to me. There's a secret second sky and if you get good enough at doing sky you can do space.

[loveridden1999]

i genuinely want to know what are the conditions for impeachment of a president for america because apparently your president can fund & commit genocides, kidnap world leaders, be a felon, a sexual assaulter, openly threaten journalist, commit electoral fraud, fund mass deportations, killings & harrasment of civilians, wage wars on whim, & now is tweeting that "a whole civilization will die tonight" without any repercussions. like where you do draw the line genuinely and why do we southeast asians & swana countries have to suffer because of it???

[rowlfthedog]

In a nonexistent perfect world, there is an 80s version of The Muppets Wizard of Oz, where the gang finally meet the wizard. And instead of “pay no mind to the man behind the curtain”- Toto knocks over a table in front of A Wizard Of Oz Muppet Head who bellows PAY NO MIND TO THE MAN BENEATH THE CAMERA!!! And it’s revealed that the wizard was Jim the whole time. And he’s like “im so sorry but i’m just an entertainer you guys are gonna have to go kill the witch on your own. you should probably hurry because there’s only 30 minutes left in the runtime.” I just think that would be funny.

[harpsi-corpse]

The cards see all.

[therealjendavis]

today @ work a woman purchased two (2) large packs of gum and nothing else and her total came to over twelve american dollars. if anyone was wondering how the economy was doing its bad

[therealjendavis]

i was so stunned i literally said "i feel like i'm robbing you" and we both laughed it off but this is actual highway robbery. over $6 for some damn chewing gum. we need to kill more ceos

[aukkenopsia]

pajama idea i had last night in bed while rolling around in pain from cramps

[dragongirlbunny]

*liberal voice* the "Throw Trannies in a Woodchipper Act" is bad because what if a real person gets thrown into the chipper by mistake?

[dr-gaytorius]

The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it

[dr-gaytorius]

"do what?" you might wonder. well. [gestures broadly]

[when-you-fail]

[medusas-daughter]

Chappell Roan, who left her talent agency when she found out the Ceo was in the Epstein Files, is getting more hate than people in the actual Epstein files. Pedophiles are currently presidents and starting wars, wife beaters are getting awards and selling out stadiums, but a lesbian who is not the nicest most cheerful person 24/7 is the actual devil and getting banned from performing. I think she should be meaner. Let her be the nastiest bitch in the world. Maybe more women will wake up from the fucking trance this world has put us through and realise being "not nice" is not the biggest crime in the world.

[segamascott]

[starlit-meadow]

i miss when subscriptions didnt really exist and you could just pay one time to buy an app or some software, and then just.. have it. without ads. without recurring costs. without more paywalls. it was just yours forever.

[mortalityplays]

do you know how funny it is that the CEO of this website has an active blog here and posts regularly about his management decisions and business philosophy and he is so widely and deeply despised by the userbase that he averages 3-6 notes per post. the admin, our lowtax. everyone knows his URL and has shit to say about his decisions and he's still a zero note warrior. on a purely functional level he might be a worse poster than elon musk.

[cloevr]

literally we are not free until all women can go topless the same as dudes

[cloevr]

i hope you witness 1000 breasts