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@arabella5o5
this Isn’t a shoplifting blog anymore. Unfollow me if you are.
i’m just going to say it, you were a douche when you were part of the community and you’re clearly still holding on to that title. you can reblog all the white people in trench coats you want, but don’t deny that you were once a criminal like the rest of us and then treat us as less than yourself. -jaz
lmao I'm trying not to get into lifting because if I do then I KNOW I'll use that money to buy weed instead and that's just too many broken laws
Lmaooo. But everyone smokes so it’s not that bad
im laughing so hard omg ‘thats TOO many broken laws’ lmao 90% of my life is illegal son
@cutie-pie-lifter
….. I tried to be courteous but you are just flat out wrong. One line of clothing made for “curvy” (not to mention fat bc fat is a bad word here) women does not make things equal. Don’t use one token fat person to get your point across. Not only are you just wrong but you only addressed one part of my comment so goodbye. I don’t have time for people who can’t hold a conversation and only pick and choose what to address to suit their needs.
i’d like to point out that the argument made that “hollywood is catching on” is unfortunately entirely untrue. models are the thinnest they’ve been since the fashion industry started, and celebrities are airbrushed, nipped, tucked, and ridiculed publicly by tabloids for any cellulite or fat. the fact that there are now six, maybe seven, plus sized actresses that the public can name isn’t enough. if i wanted to get into that industry, i’d be typecast as the funny sidekick or the abusive mother until someone told me to lose the weight or get out. art should imitate life, and the average woman in america is a size 12. you have privilege over fat people, just own it and educate yourself.
Ty jaz for spelling it out bc I was done trying to reason with this person
Can I just say a thing.. Melissa McCarthy was denied designer dresses because of her weight..
http://blogs.indiewire.com/womenandhollywood/top-designers-refused-to-make-melissa-mccarthys-oscar-dress
code for cvs is silence, like when tha music stops outta nowhere
i am glad you clarified that friend because i would have thought it was someone just yelling silence over the speakers which would be so funny omg
like you’re just walkin around, wondering who thought it was a good idea to carpet the floors in this cvshithole and suddenly someone screams SILENCE i am dying
Is it just me or do all the posts about new security measures coming to Sephora/Ulta make you wanna go for a couple of big hauls before it gets harder to lift the stuff you want.
I got so lucky omg, esp with everyone getting caught lately
- Sephora LP will be watching the cameras on weekends & holiday weeks/weekends - during holidays, cops dress up as normal shoppers. So make sure you don’t conceal of the floor or just make sure you’re away from ANYONE!! - if you are a first time offender, there is a strong...
Never will I ever stop for LP or security. Unless you’re a cop, you’re not going to be able to levy and commands upon me.
i appreciate the whole “hell yeah fucking right” aesthetic you’ve got goin on in this post, but just a heads up that not cooperating can and almost always…
It’s not necessarily a matter of being defiant, it’s simply a matter of not capitulating to someone lacking legal authority unless they immediately produce evidence. Onus probandi. I’m not sacrificing my academic career to a two-bit mall cop or lesser. There may be pride laced in there, but it is mostly being able to see an opportunity to get away. This is one of the many reasons why I lift far from home, because no one will be able to recognize and identify me, IF I find myself in that situation.
if loss prevention approaches you, they have the evidence. they wouldn’t make the stop if they didn’t, that’s a lawsuit waiting to happen for them, so if you’ve been stopped, know that they have the footage. if you try to run, best case scenario is you manage to get away. they still have footage and depending upon how much you stole and what it is, they could hand that over to police, to the media, to their district stores, etc. worst case scenario, and the most likely case, is you run, they catch you, and now you’ve got a pissed off and out of breath lp who is going to come down harder.
please don’t think this is an attack on you, it’s not at all! i just know from first hand experience and years of lifting that the fight is rarely worth it.
once again jaz says everything I’m thinking but better
In regards to your later statement, I didn’t mean to imply any sort of attitude. I apologize if it came off that way!
While I know they would have something if they were to stop me, I’d take advantage of their inability to restrain me (at least in my state) in an effort to walk out. By no means would they receive any sort of aggression from me, because I don’t need to warrant them to use any force. I do greatly appreciate the words of caution, though! :)
On a similar note, let’s hope I never find myself in a bad situation. :)
my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
this is my favorite post on tumblr currently
Worst Techniques
Wearing out articles of clothing.
Opening packages and putting the item in your bag/pockets/whatever. Seriously, don’t take things out of packages. If there are security tags on the packaging, take them off, but for the love of god stop taking things…
sorry if you've already been asking this before, but how do you lift from urban outfitters? I really want those bralettes!!!
they’re so cute right?!!
so most UOs physically take your items from you and count and hang them in the room for you. but, most also dont have cameras. so i either conceal the bralettes on the floor underneath other clothes draped over my arm (usually in the sale section or just when wandering around) and put them in my purse. orrrr i hang them onto the hanger of something else. right now UO has these massive chunky sweaters with high necks and they are good for double hanging lol
i hope that made sense!! UO’s regular staff is pretty attentive to what you carry around and such, since they dont have cameras they gotta do extra watchin, so try to not carry the bralettes in plain view around for like 45 minutes lol
all of that is pretty basic probably but i hope i helped if even a little!! if anyone else has anything to add, or any corrections, be sure to let me know!
also!! forgot to mention UO has RFIDs in their price tags if you didnt know, so you gotta rip that whole tag off and i either tape it to the bottom of a stool in the changing room or put it in the pocket of jeans or something else you took to try on. and take the jeans back out with you and dump em in the sale section or put them under other jeans so they wont be found quickly. there ya go. good luck!
11 panties and 3 shirts. Today’s haul 🌸
BEETLEJUICE PANTIES
I NEED THEM WHERE PLS ELABORATE
Ahahaha. Here you go:
See how there’s no overlap?
^ YES. And in case that didn’t get through to OP, I added my own edits:
since i beeped at VS in the mall, i’m just gonna avoid going even NEAR VS for at leaaast a month. like the way my mall is set up is like multiple connected octagons on three levels so i’m avoiding that octagon.
but should i also avoid the mall for that…
i do not want to make you more paranoid but just so you know, booking it that quickly may have aroused suspicion if any mall security saw you dip so suddenly, because a normal innocent shopper would just shrug it off, ya know? i’d keep it very low key. wait another week, wear your hair differently than you did the first time, and if you beep again but no one pays any attention, you are “innocent”.
since i beeped at VS in the mall, i’m just gonna avoid going even NEAR VS for at leaaast a month. like the way my mall is set up is like multiple connected octagons on three levels so i’m avoiding that octagon.
but should i also avoid the mall for that...
i have cute privilege
"Describe your style"
anything on sale
*anything without a tag