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Oops! I forgot white people aren’t all American, which is really foolish of me considering that the real Americans aren’t white at all. Maple syrup it is. Syrup is sweeter than apples, anyway. Black and white? BORING. How am I supposed to play for more than a week without getting bored if it’s all so black and white? I definitely know what I’m doing. You should always take my advice. Wait, you don’t know me? I am so offended, and mildly surprised. Have you seen my face anywhere? I’m on a hit television show, and I’m the hottest one on it. Everyone loves me.

This is a much better introduction! This would certainly make me want to go on a date with you much more than your previous intro. The fact that you were the first in Canada to get your little stars? Amazing. Impressive. Outstanding. You’re almost as impressive as I am. Hockey? Is that the game where you beat each other up and knock your teeth out? That’s hot. Have you ever lost a tooth in a game? California is the best state, by far. You made a good decision.

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I'd check in to that ghost photographer thing if I were you.

I already did. care to help me with my seance?

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I just said a very heartfelt goodbye to all of my hopes and dreams because if you need to be here, then I don’t stand a chance in hell in the Love Department and it’s rude of me to keep them here to die. Oh, well, thank you. Looking back, I don’t know what I was thinking, but I was having fun and it fits the character, so it was a win-win for everybody. I’m glad you like the show, though! And, I’m glad you hate it. It makes me feel like I did something right. I’m positive you could pull of just about anything. Nah, they can have the money. It’ll be a fun story to talk about when I’m trying to look cool in front of new people. I call it “How I bumped up the status of a dating site” and it’s going to impress so many people. I can already tell.

No, I’m sorry. I usually stick to things I can find on Netflix because of my crazy schedule. But, I can download episodes on iTunes if they’re on there. If not, I can probably find it somewhere if I have the time. Is it? I’ve never taken a lesson. I just know the basics like hello, goodbye, I want Taco Bell.

That is so stupid. You stand every chance in the love department. You are very cute, and you are very talented. You can’t compare yourself to me, we’re two different people. Confidence is key. Personally, I admire your bold choices and I wish I could have rocked your funky hairstyles. You all did something right, it’s a real tear jerker. You’re right. I can pull off just about anything. But not the funky hairstyles. Never the funky hairstyles. Well, you’re impressing me, so I think you’re off to a good start.

I understand. I probably wouldn’t watch my own show if I wasn’t on it. Do you have a DVR? Mine is a life saver. It was easier for me, but that is probably because I didn’t attempt to learn English until junior high. I struggled a lot with English in school, but Spanish was never a problem. My mother said I learned to speak earlier than any of my six (seven? I cannot remember) siblings.

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1) I mean, I’m not going to say I haven’t already. The actual real thing though? I’d be all about that. 2) Bad decision, Ramon. I’m a cheapskate. I’m very open about his fact. Alcohol is alcohol. After you’re drunk it makes no difference. Sounds like an oxymoron I could get behind.

1) I am equal parts flattered, and curious as to which picture(s) you used. Also, you said you weren’t going to compliment me again, but you already did. Very suspicious. That’s simply tragic, but it’s okay. I have no problem paying when you’re too busy being a cheapskate. It’s good. If you like cinnamon, you will like it.

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sunnytandon

Touche.

I cannot confirm or deny that, but if you were to ask my manager he would definitely deny it. I’ve got three days at The Comedy Store in two weeks, so if you’re in LA consider yourself on the list. I’m aware. To be fair I can’t blame him. Boys and some twenty six year old women are pervs.

Can I just say that is a very classy move? I’ve never been to a comedy show before! This is so exciting. I will give you my full review ASAP. I hope you’re funny, otherwise I will be severely let down. Well, I can’t say I mind the perving so much when it’s a pretty girl instead of a horny teenage boy.

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Story time: a couple days ago I was goofing around on my phone and my manager asks “What are you doing over there that’s making you smile so much?” so I look over at him confused. He looks back at me expecting an answer and says, “You just look like you might be talking to someone special.” I stare at him for another minute before I show him my phone. I wish I could have gotten a picture of his face when he saw I got three stars and a new high score on Angry Birds. Spoiler: it wasn’t an impressed look.

Anyway, after that he went on to say I need to put myself out there more. Now my bank account is a little lighter and I’m… here. So, hey, I’m Cooper, I’m a chef, and I’ve got no idea how to do online dating.

#d: cooper #d: all #cooper #//yes i'm well aware that he's canadian lmfao #arabella talks a lot you can just bop her on the head and she'll stop

Well hello. You look like the All American apple pie cutie from my dreams. I have no idea who you actually are, but my description is probably more fun. Anyway, that story is super sad. I didn’t realize people still played Angry Birds. I gave up years ago. It’s all about Disney Crossy Road now. You clearly have to get get with the times.

BUT, it looks like you’re already taking the first step. Welcome to the wonderful world of online dating. I can’t say this place is much better than tinder so far, but the people are a lot more attractive so it’s a start.

It’s nice to meet you. My name is Arabella Ramon. You might already know that if you watch television. ANYWAY, the first step to getting with the times is learning how to properly online date. I think you’re supposed to start by selling yourself which, in my opinion, you didn’t exactly do in your first post. You’re a chef, which is good because most people can’t cook, but beyond that I’m not seeing any reason for anyone to ask you out on a date. Here, let me go first. I’ll show you how it’s done.

My name is Arabella Ramon and I’m currently the eye candy on the hit television show, Shadowhunters. (That’s a good selling point, because I’m hot.) I’m from Mexico and I started my way at the bottom, working my way slowly but surely to the top. (This is a good selling point because it shows that I’m dedicated, and talented.) In addition to my acting I have experience as a gymnast, and an acrobat. (This is an excellent point because it shows that I’m multi faceted, and flexible). Before I made it in the industry, I worked at Disneyland. (This shows that I’m fun loving.)

Okay, now you try.

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1) We’ll see. Depends on how the week goes and if you keep denying me the simple pleasures in life. 2) No. 3) I really really do. Well, I mean, I can cook an average fesenjan? But we’re avoiding that clash of opinions. Your call. I’ll handle it and light some candles so we aren’t quite so trashy. I’d sure hope so if I’m spending more than $20 on alcohol. Then I expect you to handle a delicious Mexican dessert. Or Lebanese. Or both. I’d very much enjoy that beautiful mix of ethnicities.

1) I have not denied you any pleasures! You’re more than welcome to pleasure yourself to my pictures. Enjoy. 2) Then I suppose the compliments will have to cease, for now. $20 on alcohol? That’s worthy of at least two stories. Hmmm. How do you feel about fried ice cream?

1) You’re a solid 9.4. No more alterations unless it’s up, promise. 1.5) No arguing from me there. 2) Well, you show up. Strip really, really slowly. I join you. I’ll leave the rest to your imagination. 3) I have great taste. I mean, I said you’re one of the hottest people I’ve ever seen. Give me some credit here. Yeah? I can’t cook for shit, so either I’m buying the ingredients and you’re handling it or we’re ordering in. Those are the options. Or we have a battle to see who can persuade a restaurant to close just for us. I don’t even get one? Come on, I’ll never get bored. Guess we should avoid those cuisines until we’re ready for that war, huh?

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1) My estimation is that I’ll be a 10.0 by the end of the week. 2) Does it count if I do such an activity with someone else? 3) True enough. I suppose you have some pretty spectacular taste. I can’t cook either. This is never going to work. We’ll have to order in. Maybe you’ll get one during our dinner. We’ll see. I’m always ready for war.

1) I could have given you a 9. Be grateful. 1.5) That’s hot. We can bullshit our cultures together. 2) There are numerous steps that need to be followed. I don’t think you’re ready for it. 3) Ew. No. Look, I’m not picky with looks but plastic, fake and airhead? No thanks. No? How about dinner then? Pick you up at 8? I’ll be like the fanciest Uber ever and come with a bottle of champagne and glasses. I’ll even print the logo of Beyoncé’s favourite champagne on it so we look fancy af. Oh yeah? Do I get to hear about these experiences? Rude. Persian culture has the best food.

1) You’ve already lowered my score once, I wouldn’t be surprised if I’m a 9 by the end of the week. You’re fickle. 1.5) I’m always hot. 2) I think I’m ready for it. What are the steps? 3) Good answer. Your taste isn’t as terrible as I thought. Free dinner? I guess I can’t say no. This website is supposed to be a dating website, after all. I assume you’ll fid somewhere out of the public eye? I’m not exactly looking to be connected to you at the moment. Maybe someday. I can’t tell you all of my stories right now, you’ll grow bored. I’m sure it does, if you don’t account Mexican food.

1) And that’s why Beyoncé is a 10. 1.5) Any attractive person gets a Google from me. Especially those who aren’t basic white bitches. I need a few phone background to fuel rumours every now and then. 2) I’m all out of flatter juice, you’ll have to supply me with some more to get compliments. 3) Then I guess we can plant the camera and go at it. Simple. I’m charming as hell. My dearest grandmother pinches my cheeks and tells me to eat more and introduces me to all her old wrinkly friends. What do I have to do to secure an invite? Bottle of champagne? Tequila? Was that racist? I’ll have you know I fucking love pickled pink turnip, so you can use that information to your advantage if you’d like to stereotype me back.

1) If Beyonce is the 1.0, I will gladly accept my (incredibly rude) score. 1.5) Fair enough. I am certainly not a white bitch. I’m Mexicana and Lebanese. Though, I know next to nothing about my Lebanese culture, so please don’t quiz me. 2) Where does one purchase this flatter juice? I need compliments to live. 3) I’m not making a sex tape with you, ever. No matter how much you beg. Go find Paris Hilton. ...That is not charming at all. Not even a little bit. It’s not racist, but I prefer champagne to tequila. Tequila has too many high school memories. I’m not going to stereotype you back. I don’t even know what a pickled pink turnip is.

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Yeah, I think there’s a certain age where it’s just more difficult than any other time. I acted as a kid, but I was done by the time I was eight, and that wound up being a lot of pressure for me then, so I can only imagine.

Ew, I feel like that’s probably kind of the norm, which really must suck. At least now you most likely have a team who keep the creepy dads away from you, right? Where are you based? If it’s in or around LA, you got it.

I feel as though it’s more stressful for the young women who continue acting during puberty. That sounds very depressing.

It sucked, but now it’s funny. Things become funnier with time. Yes, I don’t have to worry about anything anymore. Of course! LA is my home, I can’t imagine living anywhere else.

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sunnytandon

I’m living the modern American dream.

That would depend on who you ask, but most of the time I make an attempt! I think know you too, though. You’re on the show my younger brother watches for the “plot.”