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Just a little on set fun. The camera turned on by itself, I’m not a model.

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1) I have not denied you any pleasures! You’re more than welcome to pleasure yourself to my pictures. Enjoy. 2) Then I suppose the compliments will have to cease, for now. $20 on alcohol? That’s worthy of at least two stories. Hmmm. How do you feel about fried ice cream?

1) I mean, I’m not going to say I haven’t already. The actual real thing though? I’d be all about that. 2) Bad decision, Ramon. I’m a cheapskate. I’m very open about his fact. Alcohol is alcohol. After you’re drunk it makes no difference. Sounds like an oxymoron I could get behind.

liluniverse1x1s

Story time: a couple days ago I was goofing around on my phone and my manager asks “What are you doing over there that’s making you smile so much?” so I look over at him confused. He looks back at me expecting an answer and says, “You just look like you might be talking to someone special.” I stare at him for another minute before I show him my phone. I wish I could have gotten a picture of his face when he saw I got three stars and a new high score on Angry Birds. Spoiler: it wasn’t an impressed look.

Anyway, after that he went on to say I need to put myself out there more. Now my bank account is a little lighter and I’m… here. So, hey, I’m Cooper, I’m a chef, and I’ve got no idea how to do online dating.

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Disregarding everything you’ve said (We’ll come back to how the hell you got those three stars, you utter champ!), I have a very important question for you, Cooper. Can you make slutty brownies without googling what they are?

sunnytandon

I might have been impressed if I could score a fake dragon on Ebay for that price. The mermaid really wouldn’t go with my decor. Are you telling me ‘tits or gtfo’ doesn’t work anymore?

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You get a dragon and I’ll be the Khal to your Khaleesi. I’ll even put ten bucks towards our dragon children. I just get told I’m the reason feminism is needed and all the free the nipple campaigners shout at me when I do that, so I’m avoiding that part of the internet.

farrafowler

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raphaelbane:

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1) My estimation is that I’ll be a 10.0 by the end of the week. 2) Does it count if I do such an activity with someone else? 3) True enough. I suppose you have some pretty spectacular taste. I can’t cook either. This is never going to work. We’ll have to order in. Maybe you’ll get one during our dinner. We’ll see. I’m always ready for war.

1) We’ll see. Depends on how the week goes and if you keep denying me the simple pleasures in life. 2) No. 3) I really really do. Well, I mean, I can cook an average fesenjan? But we’re avoiding that clash of opinions. Your call. I’ll handle it and light some candles so we aren’t quite so trashy. I’d sure hope so if I’m spending more than $20 on alcohol. Then I expect you to handle a delicious Mexican dessert. Or Lebanese. Or both. I’d very much enjoy that beautiful mix of ethnicities.

1) You’ve already lowered my score once, I wouldn’t be surprised if I’m a 9 by the end of the week. You’re fickle. 1.5) I’m always hot. 2) I think I’m ready for it. What are the steps? 3) Good answer. Your taste isn’t as terrible as I thought. Free dinner? I guess I can’t say no. This website is supposed to be a dating website, after all. I assume you’ll fid somewhere out of the public eye? I’m not exactly looking to be connected to you at the moment. Maybe someday. I can’t tell you all of my stories right now, you’ll grow bored. I’m sure it does, if you don’t account Mexican food.

1) You’re a solid 9.4. No more alterations unless it’s up, promise. 1.5) No arguing from me there. 2) Well, you show up. Strip really, really slowly. I join you. I’ll leave the rest to your imagination. 3) I have great taste. I mean, I said you’re one of the hottest people I’ve ever seen. Give me some credit here. Yeah? I can’t cook for shit, so either I’m buying the ingredients and you’re handling it or we’re ordering in. Those are the options. Or we have a battle to see who can persuade a restaurant to close just for us. I don’t even get one? Come on, I’ll never get bored. Guess we should avoid those cuisines until we’re ready for that war, huh?

1) If Beyonce is the 1.0, I will gladly accept my (incredibly rude) score. 1.5) Fair enough. I am certainly not a white bitch. I’m Mexicana and Lebanese. Though, I know next to nothing about my Lebanese culture, so please don’t quiz me. 2) Where does one purchase this flatter juice? I need compliments to live. 3) I’m not making a sex tape with you, ever. No matter how much you beg. Go find Paris Hilton. …That is not charming at all. Not even a little bit. It’s not racist, but I prefer champagne to tequila. Tequila has too many high school memories. I’m not going to stereotype you back. I don’t even know what a pickled pink turnip is.

1) I could have given you a 9. Be grateful. 1.5) That’s hot. We can bullshit our cultures together. 2) There are numerous steps that need to be followed. I don’t think you’re ready for it. 3) Ew. No. Look, I’m not picky with looks but plastic, fake and airhead? No thanks. No? How about dinner then? Pick you up at 8? I’ll be like the fanciest Uber ever and come with a bottle of champagne and glasses. I’ll even print the logo of Beyoncé’s favourite champagne on it so we look fancy af. Oh yeah? Do I get to hear about these experiences? Rude. Persian culture has the best food.

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keepingupwithzayn

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I’m dead.

1) You’re not wrong. Beyonce is always in style. 1.5) So you HAVE googled me. Yes, we are. 1.75) No more information necessary. 2) Remember when I told you not to flatter me? I lied. Flattery will get you everywhere. Keep it up. 3) Every angle works with my features. And I told you, all you have to do to see a little more skin is gain a little more charm. Ah, but my place is a clothes free zone as well, and my bed is very comfortable. I think I’ll stay over here.

1) And that’s why Beyoncé is a 10. 1.5) Any attractive person gets a Google from me. Especially those who aren’t basic white bitches. I need a few phone background to fuel rumours every now and then. 2) I’m all out of flatter juice, you’ll have to supply me with some more to get compliments. 3) Then I guess we can plant the camera and go at it. Simple. I’m charming as hell. My dearest grandmother pinches my cheeks and tells me to eat more and introduces me to all her old wrinkly friends. What do I have to do to secure an invite? Bottle of champagne? Tequila? Was that racist? I’ll have you know I fucking love pickled pink turnip, so you can use that information to your advantage if you’d like to stereotype me back.

sunnytandon

So, this is where half a bottle of pinot and an embarrassingly long conversation with your cat leads you. Honestly, it’s better here than eBay.

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Don’t know, you can buy a fake mermaid for a couple thousand on Ebay. Here I can just converse with a few people that graced the Met Gala. Although if I can persuade 90% of you to dress a little less conservatively? I’ll change my mind.

scaranders-blog

You should be, not many people get it. Your grandmother raised you? That’s pretty cool, I would’ve loved to have been raised by my grandmother. Then again, I’m sure there’s a story behind it, right? Probably not a great one. I’ve heard a lot of people say they watch it for the same reason you do, so that makes me feel a little better. I tried to watch the first episode with a friend one time and I was bored, so I just never continued it. Everyone seems to think it’s amazing, though. Look through my @ mentions? No, I’m good. I used to pay attention to them, but I realized I wasn’t doing myself any favors, so now I have my notifications off and I just tweet whatever I feel like tweeting. Why do they think you have shit taste in tattoos? Having lips for eyes made you feel like Banksy? Interesting… I’m sure Banksy would be thrilled. I don’t know, I would’ve rather been Jinx. I guess Moneypenny’s the most heard of, though, so I shouldn’t complain.