I seen three men hangin'

Your name is VRISKA SERKET and really hate ZOMBIES. I mean, what FUN is a zombie apocalypse when no one is here to see how AWESOME you are at KILLING the zombies?! (sometimes NSFW) M!A Status: None

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psst guys

http://pegstuck.tumblr.com/ join this it's awesome and i play vriska hrt hrt

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turntablegodhead started following you

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Yeah, well, shut up. We didn’t have those on Alternia, okay?

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well we have them here so suck it

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Yeah and now your planet is covered in flesh eating meat8ags. Well. At least the one I'm on is.

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turntablegodhead started following you

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Are you kidding me, Strider. It’s my LAST NAME. What8ver. This is dum8.

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its your last name its also a bug

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Yeah, well, shut up. We didn't have those on Alternia, okay?

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turntablegodhead started following you

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serket bug is redundant everything you said after that im refuting because of that

[arachnidscorpse-blog]

Are you kidding me, Strider. It's my LAST NAME. What8ver. This is dum8.

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turntablegodhead started following you

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what am i recovering from

did i catch the bitch i cant risk having that

[arachnidscorpse-blog]

You caught what I like to call the Serket 8ug. It's when you realize how awesome I am and can't help 8ut worship it. >::::)

At least, that USED to happen a lot. Zom8ies get in the way.

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turntablegodhead started following you

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yeah i just want to shove my tongue down your throat

its my goal in life

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It's okay, Strider. The first step to recovery is acceptance.

I mean, most people would kill for that. >::::) Too 8ad no one is really left anymore.

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turntablegodhead started following you

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the amount of laughter im currently producing is absolutely cornucopius

jesus youre like the epitome of self centered

do you kiss the mirror goodnight too

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You say self centered, I say aware of my sheer awesome. >::::)

You just wish you were that mirror.

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turntablegodhead started following you

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baffled indeed

though not by the fact that youre apparently amazing but moreso in wonder as to how you managed not to become a moaning beast hungry for flesh

oh wait isnt that already what you are

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Wow. Rude. I happen to 8e the 8EST at zom8ie killing, thank you very much!!!!!!!!

You'd 8e soooooooo dead if you were here, Strider.

It's not my fault you can't handle my pure AWESOME.

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turntablegodhead started following you

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You found me out, Strider. That is o8viously my deepest, darkest secret.

What will I do now that you found me out?

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youll continue to do so with the remembrance that im watching you with a mixture of disapproval and wonder

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Right. >::::) You're just 8affled 8y my amazing dance, singing, and zom8ie killing skills.

[gloomyteens]

This is a picture of my best friend. Normal photo, right? Well, look closer in the back where the yellow circle is. Can you see the face? 

This isn’t just some normal chain letter. My friend died 3 nights after this picture was taken, the police having no idea how he died considering he was 18 and perfectly healthy. 

It turns out a boy died in that room a few years ago. He was murdered and then a few nights later he was found dead in his bedroom from his skull broken and slowly bleeding to death. 

If you don’t reblog this within an hour, you’ll hear a soft whimper for 3 nights straight. On the 4th night, the boy will come from your closet while you’re sleeping and kill you for not helping us put his soul at rest.

This is not fake. 3 people have already died from not passing this on. 

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wow okay okay

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im really sorry guys this stuff just freaks me out

[theclownstar]

no need to fear, for hella jeff is here.

[swagger-hound-deactivated202205]

^yes

[nbremilia]

^^

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sorry

[theninja2443-deactivated2012072]

look who is a banana

[princette]

oMG

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turntablegodhead started following you

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Pfft. Your human music is soooooooo overrated, Strider.

8esides, I don’t get to even listen to her anymore, with all these stupid zom8ies.

They’re getting 8ooooooooring.

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you say my music is overrated and yet it was you quoting lyrics

vriska youre not making a good cover for yourself

i bet you run around blasting zombies shouting the lyrics to genie in a bottle

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You found me out, Strider. That is o8viously my deepest, darkest secret.

What will I do now that you found me out?

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turntablegodhead started following you

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My hair is NOT greasy!!!!!!!! The hips I don’t mind, however. >::::) They don’t lie, Strider.

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oh no dont you bring shakira into this oh hell no

im not putting up with that she is a beautiful artist and youre defiling her work i shant accept this

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Pfft. Your human music is soooooooo overrated, Strider.

8esides, I don't get to even listen to her anymore, with all these stupid zom8ies.

They're getting 8ooooooooring.

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[transcendentthorn-deactivated20]

All I can think of is Trolls 2.

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Pee on it.

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turntablegodhead started following you

Well hiiiiiiii there, Strider. >::::)

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oh wait i followed you

fuck

no i dont want this i dont need you in my life

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Rude. >::::( May8e you’re just jeaaaaaaaalous, Strider. I mean, I’d 8e jealous of me too!

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oh yeah im jealous alright

i wish i had long greasy locks like those

and hips that could cut a diamond

[arachnidscorpse-blog]

My hair is NOT greasy!!!!!!!! The hips I don't mind, however. >::::) They don't lie, Strider.

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turntablegodhead started following you

Well hiiiiiiii there, Strider. >::::)

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oh wait i followed you

fuck

no i dont want this i dont need you in my life

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Rude. >::::( May8e you're just jeaaaaaaaalous, Strider. I mean, I'd 8e jealous of me too!

[stillwatersofconsciousness]

imagine the sweetest guy in the world but he shouts every word he says

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turntablegodhead started following you

Well hiiiiiiii there, Strider. >::::)