if at first you dont succeed

youre probably doing it wrong [Independent RP blog for Dave Strider of Homestuck. Any and all art here is not mine because I am the most shit artist ever.]

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i am both slim shady

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hi friends

hey there bosom buddies

yo homegurlz

howdy old chaps

hiya compadres

greetings and salutations to my good chums

whats up fink nottles

signed your best fucking friend dave

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17 and kind of a big snooki fan

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if whoopi goldberg was president my condoms would by sparkly like my vomit and my dick and paula deens soul

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thatgirljadeharley a réagi à votre billet : puppets r great

shut the fuck up

oh look its jade my best friend ever shes so pretty

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dave

youre totally not short at all either

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dave

i should bring you food more often because youre great

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dave

oh look its jade the most wonderful person ever in the world and im not being sarcastic

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wow look messages

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im dave and i dont use punctuation or emoticons because those are stupid and i have sunglasses

yolo 

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Jenny Holzer: “Truisms”, 1977–79

T-shirt worn by Lady Pink, New York, 1983

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Lady Pink

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Lana Del Rey | Queen Of The Gas Station

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rebornauxiliatrix a réagi à votre billet : kanaya is gonna make me soup and touch my butt so...

Me

me too

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its 11 in the morning

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everything i say actually just means ZOMG!!!

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lord disick

lord disick

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scott disick

scott disick