Как вы блять находите ролевиков, я хочу избавится от зависимости от ии-персов
How the fuck do you find role players, I want to get rid of dependence on AI-characters

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Как вы блять находите ролевиков, я хочу избавится от зависимости от ии-персов
How the fuck do you find role players, I want to get rid of dependence on AI-characters
(Somewhere in another universe...)
Other Pete: Hey, duck, what's your problem? What are you staring at me for?
Donald: Oh! Sorry, um... You just..
Remind me someone...
O!Pete: Somewho? Your friend?
Donald: Eehh... Not really... More like someone who likes to fuck with me.
O!Pete: Heh, it doesn't sound like something I wouldn't like.
(Later, in the normal universe)
Pete: Hey, Don, want to go a some date, maybe?
Donald: Wha? Why do sudden?
Pete: I... don't know... It just feels like I'm jealous right now, even though nothing happened...
Falco: Damn it, I'm so hungry... When are we going back to the ship?
Fox: We were going to eat at a restaurant, remember?
Fay: How about a sandwich so you don't starve before dinner?
Falco: Cool for me. What's this?
Fay: Caesar sandwich! Toasted bread to make it crisp, a couple of lettuce leaves, tomatoes, cucumbers... And chicken and eggs!
Falco, chewing: You could have just said that there were vegetables, chicken and eggs, I didn't ask for a complete list of products. By the way, do you have some drink?
Fox: Wait, wait, wait! Is nothing bothering you?!
Falco: *surp* No? Should something?
Fox: Yeah! You're eating a chicken and egg sandwich!
Falco: So... And?
Fox: What do you mean "so and"?!
Slippy: Fox is right. Don't you think it's wrong that you're eating another bird and its unborn children?
Falco: Why would you... Doesn't it bother you that Fox eats a rabbit sandwich and Peppy with caviar?!
Fay: How did you find out what kind of sandwiches they have?
Falco: They didn't throw the packages away.
Fay: Oh.
Fox: Well... It's different!
Peppy: Can you sit down and eat in silence?!
Falco: He started it first!
Peppy: SIT.
Недавно искала имя, означающее "чистый" (хотела дать имя виртуальной собаке в игре, но не хотела называть "Снежок" или "Ангел") и в вариантах увидела имя Морган...
Загуглила и узнала, что имя немного связано с греческим словом, которое значит свет/сияние.
Теперь думайте.
Stupid comics, bc i think my artstyle is funny (Part 2)
Falco: What the fuck...
Fox: I warned you.
Falco: We're three blocks away from him.
FOX: Yeah, I know. Would you like to share a lollipop?
Falco: I won't kiss with my tongue.
Fox: 🥺
(Part 1)
Stupid comics, bc i think my artstyle is funny (Part 1)
Somewhere:
You shouldn't smoke.
Falco: I had a bad day and Starwolf ruined my makeup. Plus, you can smoke here.
Peppy: Shut up Pigma! I need to focus...
Fox: Drop the cig!
Falco: The sign is for idiots, and you manage to be even dumber!
(Part 2)
Возвращаемся к рубрике "Грубая правда от Мерлин!"
We return to the "The rough truth from Merlin!" section.
Мерлин: Сайран, тебе повезло, что мои воспоминания потерялись. Потому что, если бы я помнил(а) тебя прошлого и знала настоящего... То слов бы не хватило, насколько я в тебе разочаровался(лась). И поверь, тебе бы не понравилось моё лицо.
Merlin: Cyran, you're lucky that my memories are lost. Because if I remembered you from the past and knew you from the present... Words wouldn't be enough to tell you how disappointed I am in you. And believe me, you wouldn't like my face.
(I've long wanted to make videos based on audio alone, but I can't draw and I don't have the money to make a commission ☹️ So here the idea)
Hortense: How do I look, Donnie?
Little Donald: So beautiful, mama! How do I look?
Hortense: *smiles warmly and looks up*
Hortense: Perfect.
*She looks at an adult Donald in a dress, half of his face with makeup, the other half beaten, who looks super tired and like he wants to cry, but he has no tears.*
Who do you think will win in tickle battle, you or Falco?
I'll bet you a hundred that Falco will definitely lose.
Falco: Hey! >:[
"Oh, I'll make damn sure that I win." He smirks.
Falco: Pft, you wish. 🙄
"Wanna test that theory?" He wiggles his fingers.
Falco: I- Uh- Sure! (Shit, what I need to do??)
Who do you think will win in tickle battle, you or Falco?
I'll bet you a hundred that Falco will definitely lose.
Falco: Hey! >:[
"Oh, I'll make damn sure that I win." He smirks.
Falco: Pft, you wish. 🙄
The plot is when Donald have to hide his girlfriend from his family.
Donald: I know that I can't hide our relationship from my family, but I know perfectly well what will happen when I show them you. They'll tease me and annoy me that I'm not worthy of you, even though I know it myself... So please be patient until Christmas, okay? I need to mentally prepare myself... I understand that this may be difficult for you, you just say the word and we'll just say it.
A plot where Donald have to hide his boyfriend(s), whom you used to be friends with, from his family.
Donald: I'm sorry you have to go through this, but I'm just afraid... I'm afraid of my family. I know they love me, but I'm afraid they'll react... Not good... You're a good guy(s), I know it, you know it, my friends know it, even some of my family members know it. But that doesn't change the fact that they may react badly to our relationship. I want to prepare myself if they want to kick me out of the family and stop communicating with me... But I hope that doesn't happen. You're just so wonderful.
The plot where Donald has to hide Pete (or other his former enemies/rivals) from his family.
Donald: My family doesn't like you, even hates you. But I don't care. I feel with you in a way I've never felt with anyone in my life, and I love it. I love you. I'm ready to go against my friends, against my family, against the whole world for you. I finally feel that everything in me is a part of me, is myself. That I don't have bad emotions, that my voice isn't terrible, that my problems can be solved if I just calm down... Or I'll just come over to you to calm down. I will never give up these feelings. I won't leave you. You showed me what others couldn't show me, made me understand what others couldn't... And when others find out about us... I won't care about them. I'm ready to leave with you. I'm ready for anything. I love you.
Some memes because I think I funny
Falco's parent: Son, I know you're still too young, but you understand me, you have to understand that we can't take care of you right now... I hope the money I gave you is enough for you. And I beg you, forget about us... Or just remember the good things... Because we really tried... Goodbye forever...
Falco in question:
Этот комментарий под этим постом навели меня на одну мысль, с которой я хочу поделиться, пока не легла спать и не заснула.
Насколько мы помним, Герван лишился возможности ходить как раз из-за чёрной магии, когда на него и его семью напали.
Тут есть два варианта: простой и сложный. Пока что обсудим простой.
Проявление чёрной магии было в виде призыва бесов, которые нанесли физическую травму Гервану, из-за которой он потерял возможность ходить.
Его восстановление, помимо очистки от чёрной магии, заняло бы много времени, сил и терпения, чтобы Герван смог вновь нормально ходить. Но родители либо были не осведомлены, либо были слишком безразличны, поэтому, Герван остался инвалидом.
Чёрная магия, как мы знаем, включает в себя также воскрешение мёртвых и создание могилорождённых. Таким образом, вполне объяснимо, что немного чёрной магии могло помочь "мёртвым" частям тела парня вновь "ожить" и он вновь стал ходить.
Его восстановление на данный момент довольно простое: полная очистка от чёрной магии, а далее долгий путь восстановления с помощью его собственной силы духа. Не забываем, что в реальном мире тоже происходит "чудо", и инвалиды вновь встают.
А теперь сложный вариант.
Сначала, я хотела предположить, что нападение на семью Гервана было запланировано на исход в виде его поступления в синдикат. Но я пока что хочу верить, что Сайран не может опуститься до такого, заранее ломать жизни, чтобы доломать, поэтому оставим эту теорию.
Таким образом, нападение было чисто магическим, не просто с целью убийства, а убрать семью Гервана, не дать им никакой возможности ни на что.
Но всё сложилось благополучно, более менее, однако чёрная магия всё равно попала на Гервана, которая убила изнутри определенную часть тела, т.е. его ноги.
Для такого уровня травмы действительно нужно что-то божественное, возможно, поэтому родителям маги не смогли помочь.
Но как же чёрная магия смогла вернуть ноги Гервану?
Возможно, это проклятие работает как яд, который засел в его ногах. А чёрный маг смог создать реакцию, которая начала процесс лечения (хотя я до сих пор сомневаюсь, что Гервана действительно "вылечили" в синдикате). Как в медицине, которая химия+биология.
Но это всё просто мои догадки и додумки.
Я спать.
Есть у меня такая забава - "комиксы" рисовать
Их уровень готовки, по моему мнению, примерно одинаков, потому что одному все чужие руки готовили, а другая ест любое хрючево лишь бы питательное
(Где-то в доме стоит банка, куда Сайран складывает свои деньги, каждый раз, когда он упоминает синдикат или просто говорит про "старые связи", хотя раньше его просто тупо пиздили газетой)
Бля, такая идея для фанфика пришла, вы поржёте.
Короче: Мерлин заебались (да, Мерлин один, но я использую они, потому что считаю, что они небинарны по канону, продолжим). Надо работать, помогать, мир спасать... Слишком много для одного человека, ю ноу?
И тут Мерлин придумывает супер идею — Фестиваль "Прямо как Мерлин".
В чём прикол: добровольцы всех возрастов по силе, уму и магии будут распределены по разным уголкам Эсперии, чтобы "выполнять работу Мерлин".
Изначально магистр хотели просто спихнуть на других магов свою работу, даже собрать благотворительность, в лучшем случае, в Песчаные земли или в детские дома. Но тут хитрой жопе пришла идея и они быстренько пишут письмо Гвинделин... И с разрешения королевы, дворцовые маги тоже могут участвовать в этом фестивале, но только в количестве двух штук. Кассидия, несмотря на то, что она была слегка неуверенна, соглашается, и Сайран тоже.
Хз что Сайран ожидает, но вместо того, чтобы получить доступ к секретам Тайного Совета, он вынужден бескорыстно помогать нуждающимся.
Он такой: "Мерлин, чё за нахуй?"
А Мерлин такие: "А хули ты ожидал? Я этим вообще-то каждый день занимаюсь."
И пока Сайран где-то гуляет и через нехочу работает, Мерлин спокойно отдыхает, ловит рыбку, вкусно кушает, одевается красиво и вообще у них всё хорошо. А по вечерам они читают письмо, где подборно описаны приключения чёрного магистра, и смеются.
Фестиваль заканчивается, когда Мерлин отдохнули и их начала жевать совесть, т.е. через месяц.
Мерлин счастливы, Кассидия ещё больше, Гвинделин и Зория думают о том, чтобы сделать этот фестиваль официальным (хотя бы в Лицее), а Сайран унижен, обижен и в ахуе.
I've watched two Starfox games and read two comics on it, and I still haven't written a single fanfiction?
IT'S TIME TO FIX IT!
It's already over.
DON'T LEAVE ME!!
Falco woke up screaming. He was breathing heavily, his heart was beating fast, and his eyes were darting around the room in fright.
— It was... A dream? — He whispered softly, slowly placing his hand on his chest, feeling the rapid rhythm of his heart calm down slightly. — It was a dream... — He repeated these words with a nervous laugh and lay back down on his bed again, still clutching his nightgown in the chest area.
It was just a dream. It's all good. It's all here. No one left. He's not alone.
... Right?...
— Damnit... — Blue bird cursed and swung his legs over the side of the bed.
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Fox? Here.
Slippy? Here.
Krystal? Here too.
Miuy? Also here.
Fay? Of course here.
Peppy? Still old and here.
It's all here. It's all right. Now he should calm down and go to sleep. Isn't it?
How cool it would be if everything were that simple.
Such were Falco's thoughts as he made himself a sandwich with trembling hands. Lately, he has been plagued by nightmares too often and his head hurts after sleeping. Whole body hurts in general.
— Falco?
The bird jumped at the unexpected sound of the voice and almost dropped the knife.
— P-Peppy?! — His voice trembled treacherously. — Why you... Ahem. Why are you up? — He turned to the old rabbit, trying to look casual as he smoothed his ruffled feathers on his head, hoping that the gesture didn't look too nervous and suspicious.
— I have the same question for you. — Peppy rubbed his neck, trying to wake up, even though the depths of his mind were screaming no. — I think you came to me. Something happened?
Shit.
— Well... I... Uhh... — Falco looked away from Peppy. — It's just... Argh...
Damn, he's been stuttering for too long. Why didn't he come up with an excuse beforehand?!
— I just... Ummm... — The blue bird eventually sighed heavily and put a smile on hes beak — Okay, you got me. I just had a nightmare and decided to check on our team just in case. Nothin' to worry. — He waved his hand casually, hoping that his old colleague would believe him.
— A nightmare? — Peppy grunted, looking at Falco with concern.
He looks too nervous, even Slippy would have suspected something.
— May I join? — The rabbit suddenly asked with a smile.
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The light in the room was on, but there was still silence, interrupted by the quiet chewing of a rabbit.
It was a stupid question, really. The ship was shared, Peppy could just make himself a snack and sit down without asking. But he asked anyway for some reason.
Not that Falco minded. He liked the thought of the old man more than the thought of... nightmare.
Soon, the sandwiches were gone, and the glasses were empty. But for some reason, Peppy was still sitting next to him.
Not that Falco wanted to go to the room either. The bright common room calmed him better than his own.
— So... — Peppy's voice startled falcon out of his reverie — What was this nightmare about?
Shit.
It wasn't a question he wanted to answer. Especially now.
— Well... Ahem... — Falco's body, which had been leaning back on the sofa, sat down smoothly, hunching its back. — It's was... Just a dream.
Yeah. Nothing more, nothing less.
— I don't know why you're worried, but you better stop. It's not real. — Falco felt a lump in his throat, despite the fact that he tried to give his voice more confidence and his usual serenity. He just needs to persuade Pippi to go back to sleep, old people need a healthy sleep, right? There's nothing to worry about.
But... Why does he have such a face?
The hand went up to my face and felt a wet trail on the feathers.
— Wha...
He... crying? But why? It's just a dream...
— It's just a dream... — Why did his hand start to shake? Why did his heart start beating faster? Why does he want to cry?
Peppy's hand gently rested on Falco's shoulder and gently pushed him towards him.
— It's not real... It's just a dream...
Falco curled up on the couch and buried his face in Peppy's chest, clutching at him like a lifeline while his words were drowned in his crying, until only his sobs remained in the air.
Peppy gently stroked the bird's back with one hand and held his hand with the other.
— Of course... I believe you.
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— Peppy, what is that stain on your shirt and why does it smell like salt? — Fox asked while sorting clothes because it was his turn to do the laundry.
— I wanted to make tea before going to bed yesterday, but I got sugar mixed up with salt, and then I got wet. And I had to go to bed without tea.
— It's even good! Tea can be invigorating as well as coffee! — Slippy shouted as he passed by with a toolbox for repairing ships.
Falco tried not to look away while he helped Krystal clean the floors.