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((I’ll get to replies and asks tomorrow I think, my head is killing me and I can’t focus on writing really. I’ll probably bang out some answers on my main blog and then officially call it a night.))
Ancient bells ring to signal your arrival to the priestesses whom dwell in towers dotting the island. All drop their activities to answer your call. About 8 dozen young women, some human, some troll, pour through the entryway. Some are wearing the typical Ancient Greek style dress you would expect. Others are dressed like pirates, with large frilly hats and boots, shirts tied around their waists to expose their bare chests to the world. Another group of them are dressed like they were in the middle of a beach party in standard bikinis. And a final quarter were dressed in casual jeans and t-shirts.
Immediately there is a commotion once they take a look at you. One faints but is fought before hitting the ground. Some avert there eyes while others cannot stop staring. Most are silent while a few whisper.
Meanwhile, amongst this crowd, there are quite a few smiles. The ones dressed as pirates all have wide pyrope-esque grins. The tallest of these pirates, not a thin woman herself, is the first to approach you.
“My goddess, it is magnificent that you can finally join us!” She proclaims as she kneels to kiss your hand
Seeing all of the women file into the room with her was quite surreal for Vriska, all of these people here to worship or at least admire her? Seeing the wide grins of the pirate costume clad followers made a chill run down Vriska's spine but that was brushed from her mind as one approached and went to kiss her hand. Vriska hesitantly extended her hand out and allowed the kiss to happen but was still slightly bewildered by all of this.
"Wow ok, this is... more extreme than I was imagining..."
Hello Vriska, Surprised You Can Still Make It To The Computer. Heh.
Annnnnnnnd there's the Maryam coming in to 8e snarky and meddle with shit that isn't her 8usiness!
God damn bitch is that 450 like spreadin on a 8 foot frame or somethin cuz if not youre fat as fuck
Like I knoww some vriskas prone to gettin chubby but damn also hi thanks for followwin or wwhatevver
First of all fuck you, I'm not THAT fat 8itch you should see some of the other 8itches around 8ecause goddamn do they get fat.
8ut secondly holy shit with that sort of introduction you really ARE an Ampora I haven't seen one of you in ages, damn where the fuck have you all 8een hiding out?
The door opens, the light beaming from your hands bounces from the entrance towards several glass spheres which then illuminate. You enter a vast open space. Mounds of gold and silver coins, jewelry and other precious items surround the centerpiece; you are greeted by a 40-foot marble statue of yourself, posed like a Greek hero, bold, cunning, completely naked, with literally chiseled abs and a lean, muscular physique. Your thus far unseen worshippers will be in for a shock when see you in person!
Seeing the mounds of treasure filling the room was enough to draw Vriska in, this was everything she had been hoping for and more, she couldn't be happier with all of this being dedicated to her. Then she saw the statue, the statue that even in her prime wasn't accurate. It did succeed in making her feel slightly self conscious about her appearance but she was sure that the followers wouldn't make THAT big of a deal about her new look! She was their idol after all!
"Alright nerds listen the fuck up!!!!!!!! You're favorite troll is here to receive all of your love! So lay it on me!"
The outside of the temple is an oval facade of gold, marble and lapis, covered in a roof made to look like an upside-down ship, supported by columns as wide as vriska herself. In front of her is the door, as tall as a giraffe, closed shut, adorned with the symbol of Light in place of where one might expect a lock or doorknob.
"Oh wow they really, REALLY went all out for this... is this a magic door? How would they even 8e a8le to open this? There's pro8a8ly another door for them 8ut this one is clearly meant for me, so I guess I should show up in style~"
And so she would! Walking over to the door was a bit of a hassle, her feet sinking into the sand before she made it to the stone by the door, but it'd be worth it as soon as she was in. Now, Vriska hadn't used her light powers that much, but opening this door shouldn't be too hard. It might have taken her a few more seconds than she would like to admit, but eventually she'd remember how to channel her light powers into the door and luckily for her, it would slowly creak open.
"Whoof that would've 8een em8arrassing if I forgot how to do that..."
An globe of Earth C made of emerald, gold, and lapis appearifies in Vriska’s hive, with an image of her sign marking the location of an island in Mediterranean.
"Oh wow ok that settles any dou8ts I had a8out this 8eing some sort of set up. Yeah ok these work for proper coordinates I should 8e there in just a few minutes~"
True to her word, Vriska would be there in a literal flash thanks to her transportalizer pad. She'd quickly disappear and then reappear on the island, immediately taken in by the beauty of her surroundings.
"Wow ok, they did pick a gr8 place to set up shop, almost reminds me of my game land actually..."
:33)) < cats ha-hate water lard brain!!
I'm well aware of the trope dum8ass >:::;P I'm making fun of you 8ut also you know you're not ACTUALLY a cat right? You just smell and hunt things in a scary way
:33)) < I am not a whale!! I hate the water
You sure? 8ecause I'm pretty sure the only way you'd 8e a8le to move soon would 8e in water! 8ut if you h8 it that much I guess that explains why you smell so 8ad >::::P
:33)) < ughh you fat dork I'm calling you rude! Blubber butt! Lard ass!
You keep saying that 8ut it really only seems to descri8e you! Have you 8een hunting whales or something l8ly 8ecause I think you might have gotten cursed to turn into one! I'm sure Feferi will would take gr8 care of you if that's the case~!
:33)) < rude fatty
Yeah you are! 8ut it's okay dork I forgive your transgression against me
:33))))) < sh.. shut upphh!! I'll eatt your monmhyy..!
I mean I could use a new piggy 8ank! I know you're cat themed 8ut come on with fucking massive you're made yourself it's pretty easy to see how someone might confuse you for a pig! Just think a8out jiggling your 8elly and hearing the rattling of my gold in there >::::P
:33))))) < I S-SHAUUID SSSIIUUT! SIT! SJIT! SOT! >:(
Hehehehe I know I know I'm just fucking with you cat nerd! May8e try not 8eing forced to lisp everything out 8y your fat face and neck. Five chins now so my money is safe~
:33))))) < i-i.. huuufff.. shhhweuurh.. ill sihjht ophn yopu!!
Whoa I didn't know you were into THAT kind of stuff Leijon! W8 did you mean SIT on or SHIT on? Lmao I can't really tell with you slurring all your words like that! I know your cheeks probably weigh more than some trolls 8ut come ON you can try to speak clearly a LITTLE 8it harder~ :::;)
:33)))) < s-stop cohunting mhyyu chinzs!!
Oh wow another chin AND fatspeak? Tell me can you even walk anymore or are you stuck waddling now? I 8et none of your clothes even fit anymore, which I guess sorta suits your whole wild girl weird ass chick aesthetic~
:33))) < my cave does not reek spider tits!!
Oh wow THREE 8onus chins???????? I'm placing 8ets folks how many extra chins do you think we're getting? I'm sure we'll get to at least 5~
:33)) < o-of course I can leave my hive! How else am I supposed to get food? Or did all that lard go to your brain? Fatska Slobsket
Are those extra chins showing up in your little emoji there Nepeta? And sure you 8rought all of that food INTO your hive, 8ut who knows when the day will come where you 8ring too much in and can't get out to get more! Also really? I'M the slo8 here? Not the one who gets covered in 8lood and viscera from their hunts and feasts and lives in a cave a pro8a8ly reeks? Suuuuuuuure 8itch~