get out me car

hi my names blue and no im not the dog from blues clues

[arachnidsgripes]

Scooby snacks

oh me too

[arachnidsgripes]

hey there fuckface ily

[arachnidsgripes]

im literally past the point of caring and just deleting every single post from 2013 @ my blog: get fucking rekt

[arachnidsgripes]

i wonder how long its going to take me to slip into a coma with the combined combination of going through and tagging/deleting over 30k posts and listening to fucking post-hardcore at the same fucking time

[nomenu]

[arachnidsgripes]

You are awesome.

holy shit this is three months old im so sorryi keep meanin to revive this blog and it justnever happened oops

[arachnidsgripes]

aaaand im out again for like a month im so good at balancing blogs lmao

[gryphll]

This is the best story that’s ever appeared on my google newsfeed

[udjosh-deactivated20151223]

when ur followers are still following u even after u shitpost so much

[eff-supp]

Jurassic World looks great guys

[chronicillnessproblems]

“But don’t let your illness stop you!!!1!1!!”

I’m not “letting” my illness stop me it just plain IS stopping me it’s an ILLNESS it makes me ILL that’s what it DOES.

[draw--your--mind-deactivated201]

Everyone needs to read this.

[shonilane-deactivated20181203]

Seriously. If I had that much control over my illness, I wouldn’t fucking be ill, now would I?

[natterbutter]

So I got my wisdom teeth out yesterday...

and I really wanted to capture my thinking process when I was still dopey from the anesthesia, so I asked my mom to give me a pen and paper the second I woke up

you know what i fucking drew???? 

i drew god damn pepes i drew fucking memes im a shitty ass meme lover the truth is out theres no going back i hate myself

[mechromage]

“LIZARD Jet Fuel melt obam”

[mattsunsthighs]

“obama is a lizard”

[cactusdad-deactivated20130719]

having separate continents is so stupid im over it reblog if you miss pangaea

[sister-judes-asylum-deactivated]

This is too cute

[revelation19]

Yes, I love it when parents don’t demean blue collar labor or play it as some sort of punishment for sub par grades. 

“You better do well in school so you don’t end up as a garbage man… who provides an indispensable service to our community and serves as part of the foundation for modern society.”

[zaboomafuck]

not to mention get paid better than most teachers.

[ahmerst]

cosplay

[whimsy-cat]

Costumes by Firefly Path. ( Deviantart / Etsy )

(Right-click and open in a new tab for bigger images.)

[cosmogonicowl-deactivated201808]