You know what they say a8out good ideas right?

I don't even know what's supposed to go here. Son of a 8itch. [[Daftstuck revolutionary Vriska Serket. Page is a wip.]]

[loki-cat2]

[easterelf]

Pros and Cons of being my friend

Cons

I’m an asshole

Pros

I’m your asshole

[arachnophobicgrin]

What if when it's not gross out...

Chicken coops?

[silkblooded-deactivated20170626]

Vriska?

officialspider8itch! i love love LOVE her vriska! there was also a vriska who went by itsie8itsyspider who i interacted with on my last kanaya, she was stunning. 

oh yeah, and arachnophobicgrin is a human vriska who knows what’s up.

[arachnophobicgrin]

[[I just noticed this in my activity feed oh my god what???

[arachnophobicgrin]

Well I guess we should have expected Karkat to stay away.

[appleberrymustard]

yeah. he left me here wiith all you nutjob2. rude.

[arachnophobicgrin]

Talking a8out yourself again, Sollux?

[appleberrymustard]

only becau2e your guy2’ crazy ii2 contagiiou2. iit’2 already rubbed off on me, but KK wa2 far enough away he 2tiill ha2 a 2hot a2 long a2 he doe2nt come back.

[arachnophobicgrin]

You hear that, Karkat? Stay away! Enjoy your freedom from this institution!

[arachnophobicgrin]

Well I guess we should have expected Karkat to stay away.

[appleberrymustard]

yeah. he left me here wiith all you nutjob2. rude.

[arachnophobicgrin]

Talking a8out yourself again, Sollux?

[arachnophobicgrin]

Well I guess we should have expected Karkat to stay away.

[arachnophobicgrin]

Only if we get to 8ug him while we’re there.

[appleberrymustard]

of cour2e. that2 half the fun. you cant beliieve ii’m goiing ju2t two ba2k iin your 2parkliing company, can you?

[arachnophobicgrin]

Of course not. How much time have we spent together that hasn't 8een parentally mandated or forced 8y the game?

[arachnophobicgrin]

Old.

8ecause all the walls here are wood panneled ‘we’re roughing it’ ca8ins and there’s no accepta8le form of lighting.

That’s the accent wall from our old dining room.

RIP nice house. Your sacrifice was unintended and you are missed.

[elderknightofblood]

YEAH. WE ALL LEFT SHIT BEHIND. IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT THE RAW END OF THE DEAL, AND I GOT THE BETTER ONE. I’M SURE YOU’LL LIVE, BECAUSE IT COULD BE SO MUCH WORSE. AT LEAST THEY AREN’T ATTACKING YOU OR IMPRISONING YOU IN LITTLE CELLS. JUST KEEPING YOU CORRALLED. I WONDER IF YOU DID TRICKS FOR THEM, WOULD THEY GIVE YOU TREATS.

[arachnophobicgrin]

Pf. May8 if I sit up next to the 8arrier and start dancing they'll throw hair dye at me.

[arachnophobicgrin]

You wanna take care of conning someone out of candles? In home shrines seem to require them.

[appleberrymustard]

ii’ll 2ee what ii can do. 2o where are we puttiing the grave? ii vote out by KK’2 hou2e 2o iit’2 a piilgriimage two vii2iit iit. 

[arachnophobicgrin]

Only if we get to 8ug him while we're there.

[arachnophobicgrin]

I have a string of monster pull ta8s I was going to link together into dum8 jewelry. Let’s dig a grave, make a headstone, and hold a proper funeral.

[appleberrymustard]

2ound2 liike a plan. we can keep two each two put up a2 a memoriial iin our home2. proper 2hriine2 befiittiing the lo2t.

[arachnophobicgrin]

You wanna take care of conning someone out of candles? In home shrines seem to require them.

[arachnophobicgrin]

Same thing that keeps me from getting my hair dyed and legs waxed. A STUUUUUUUUPID 8arrier put up 8y some stupid trolls. Our world is seeeeeeeeriously fucked up.

I’m guessing this planet is also likely lacking in tech for the jo8.

[elderknightofblood]

BARRIER HUH. I’M PRETTY SURE I HAVE A CLUE WHO YOU MIGHT BE THEN. WOW. THE INTERNET REALLY IS A SMALL AND WONDEROUSLY AWFUL PLACE. SO. EITHER THE PHOTO YOU SHOWED ME WAS SUPER OLD, OR YOU FAKED IT. AWESOME.

[arachnophobicgrin]

Old.

8ecause all the walls here are wood panneled 'we're roughing it' ca8ins and there's no accepta8le form of lighting.

That's the accent wall from our old dining room.

RIP nice house. Your sacrifice was unintended and you are missed.

[arachnophobicgrin]

[enlightenedlalonde]

It’s always a pleasure to encounter a Vriska. Perhaps with you I can master the friendship of that with a Serket. You seem to be the most strong-willed trolls around.

I am a Lalonde. A Rose Lalonde, to be exact.

[arachnophobicgrin]

Friendship with a Serket, I can pro8a8ly provide……

[enlightenedlalonde]

Is that so? Forgive my mistake, though that is fascinating. A dangerous lady to toil with either way.

I am unfortunately very far from said beautiful creatures.

[arachnophobicgrin]

8eautiful is an interesting way to put it 8ut sure. I've known one or two that weren't completely repulsive... Let's go with that. 

8eing human isn't so 8ad, though, honestly.

Thanks for the compliment. I don't know how dangerous I'd consider myself 8ut thanks.

[arachnophobicgrin]

Things I miss:

Red8ull

Monster

Star8ucks

[appleberrymustard]

holy 2hiit. 2top the pre22e2. we actually agree on 2omethiing. let u2 mourn our lo22e2 together.

[arachnophobicgrin]

I have a string of monster pull ta8s I was going to link together into dum8 jewelry. Let's dig a grave, make a headstone, and hold a proper funeral.

[arachnophobicgrin]

Pffffffff I only had the awesome editions of my powers in game. To be honest this eye doesn’t see very well because the seven-pupil thing is just a malform8ion of the iris and pupil, shitty nerves trying to see through a we8 of muscle. If I had the appropri8 contact for it I MIGHT have 20/20 vision. May8e…

I wear glasses on top of this though so shrug.

Honestly your Vriska might have been fucking with you. I applaud her cre8ivity. 8ravo to her.

[elderknightofblood]

WHO KNOWS? MY FRIENDS DID HAVE PRETTY AWESOME POWERS WITH OR WITHOUT THE GAME. SOUNDS LIKE IT SUCKS TO BE YOU. WHAT’S STOPPING YOU FROM GETTING “THE APPROPRIATE CONTACT” FOR YOUR SPECIAL EYE?

[arachnophobicgrin]

Same thing that keeps me from getting my hair dyed and legs waxed. A STUUUUUUUUPID 8arrier put up 8y some stupid trolls. Our world is seeeeeeeeriously fucked up.

I'm guessing this planet is also likely lacking in tech for the jo8.

[enlightenedlalonde]

It’s always a pleasure to encounter a Vriska. Perhaps with you I can master the friendship of that with a Serket. You seem to be the most strong-willed trolls around.

I am a Lalonde. A Rose Lalonde, to be exact.

[arachnophobicgrin]

Friendship with a Serket, I can pro8a8ly provide... HOWEVER. I'm not a troll, so there we come to a pro8lem. I'm one hundred percent demi-immortal semi-moral Human, last I checked.

Going off that I'm going to make a shot in the dark here and assume you're a human Lalonde, not a crazy ass troll.

[arachnophobicgrin]

Things I miss:

Red8ull

Monster

Star8ucks