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[GT]: Oh shoot really? [GT]: Well i suppose im not one to disappoint… [GT]: I do dabble in the art of doodling here or there you know im only human after all. [GT]: Even if im no picasso nor van gogh. [GT]: Well lets get this over with.

[Attached is an image drawn by Jake. It depicts a rough sketch of a man holding a gun, perhaps someone from one of his comics he’s always going on about. It’s drawn messily in pencil on lined paper, clearly never intending to be used for anything.]

[GT]: Let me know how the little fella finds it. [GT]: I take constructive criticism but only in the form of compliments and praise.

[HK]: HE IS AWARE OF YOUR LAMENTABLY HUMAN STATE AND DEMANDS YOU GET ON WITH IT ANYWAY. [HK]: THAT'S NOT HOW CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM WORKS. [HK]: BUT AT LEAST YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY. [HK]: HE SAYS THE LINED PAPER WAS A BOLD CHOICE. [HK]: AND IT PROBABLY LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU. [HK]: TERRIBLE. [HK]: STILL 6/10 APPARENTLY SINCE HE CAN TELL WHAT IT IS. [HK]: DO WITH THAT WHAT YOU WILL.

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yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726

stop asking me how everything is going, i don’t know i’ve been ignoring it

worldwar2chainz

anyone who can talk to me for more than a week deserves an award

greelin

“you’re kind of annoying"

kind of? kind of??? excuse me. excuse you. i am fully annoying. i am very annoying. there’s nothing half-assed half-hearted “kind of” about it

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[GT]: Ah ha ha! Yes! Context clues. [GT]: Clues that give context to what one has said. [GT]: Context given via clues. [GT]: I certainly do *not* have trouble with those or anything! No siree! [GT]: Eh heh… [GT]: Anyhoo! Well hes a phenomenal artist i must say! [GT]: Eons above where i stand on the art scale. [GT]: Especially given how hes… what… four? Ish? [GT]: :D

[HK]: ... [HK]: HE SEEMS TO DO OKAY. [HK]: IT'S NOT LIKE I KNOW FINE ART. [HK]: IT COULD COME PISS ALL OVER MY FACE, AND ALL I WOULD DO IT STAB IT FOR ITS IMPUDENCE. [HK]: YEAH. FOUR IS CLOSE ENOUGH ON THE HUMAN SCALE. [HK]: I HAVE IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY HE WANTS TO SEE SOME OF YOUR ART TOO. [HK]: HE WANTS TO KNOW IF HE REALLY IS BETTER OR IF YOU'RE JUST BLOWING SMOKE UP HIS WASTE CHUTE.

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[GT]: Sgrub?

[GT]: Listen i know its rich coming from me but can you at least try to define things before giving them a use!

[GT]: DAWWWWW!!! Youve got a son???

[GT]: Absolutely friggen adorable. Id say to tell the little fella i said hi but he probably dont have a lick of an idea of who i am.

[GT]: How olds the wee lad?

[HK]: HAVE YOU CONSIDERED USING CONTEXT CLUES TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT? [HK]: THE PLANET CAME FROM THE SAME GAME THAT SPAT OUT ALL THE REST OF THEM. [HK]: THEREFORE, SGRUB MUST BE THE GAME. [HK]: DID I MAKE THAT SIMPLE ENOUGH FOR YOU? [HK]: HE WOULD KNOW YOU AS THE GUY HE DREW THE PICTURE FOR. [HK]: I COMMISSIONED HIM WITH SNACKS. [HK]: HE IS ABOUT ONE AND THREE-QUARTERS SWEEPS. A SWEEP IS ABOUT TWO YEARS PLUS TWO MONTHS IN HUMAN. YOU CAN DO THAT MUCH MATH ON YOUR OWN, I HOPE. [HK]: I TOLD HIM HELL FOR YOU ANYWAY, AND HE SAID HI.

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[GT]: Holy moly with some guacamole! Is all that red stuff like… blood?

[GT]: Ew. And to think i postulated i had the short end of the stick with a deathly x marks the spot on my planet.

[GT]: Wait wait wait may we backpedal a bit!

[GT]: Little? Who in the sam hill is little?

[GT]: Have you got a wee tyke all of your own? Dawww.

[HK]: IT DIDN'T REEK, SO IT PROBABLY WASN'T. [HK]: I DIDN'T EXACTLY GO FOR A SWIM ON ACCOUNT OF THE FACT I DON'T SWIM AND WHO THE FUCK WOULD SWIM IN THAT SHIT. [HK]: IT WAS JUST SGRUB MOCKING ME. [HK]: LITTLE IS MY SON, AND HE IS THE MOST FUCKING ADORABLE THING ANYONE WILL EVER SEE. [HK]: HE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE ME, AND EVERYONE IS GRATEFUL FOR THAT. ESPECIALLY ME.

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[GT]: My good golly thats a heck of a lot more than a hint! Thats 50:50 phone a friend and ask the audience all rolled into one!

[GT]: Lopah. That sounds like a rock or something.

[GT]: So no photo? Drat. Guess ill have to use my stellar IMAGINATION for once in my life.

[HK]: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, AND I'M PRETTY SURE THAT MEANS I HAVEN'T LOST ANY IQ POINTS LATELY.

[HK]: THAT'S BECAUSE IT IS A ROCK. A GIANT BLOODY SPACE ROCK I NEVER HAVE TO FUCKING SEE AGAIN, AND I AM ETERNALLY GRATEFUL FOR THAT.

[HK]: NO PHOTO. BUT I LET LITTLE DO AN ARTIST RENDERING OF THE PLACE. HERE YOU GO.

[HK]: Lopah.png sent! {It's basically just a bunch of red and black themed scribbles meant to mimic this https://mspaintadventures.fandom.com/wiki/Land_of_Pulse_and_Haze?file=Karkat%27s_hive_medium.gif but really in no way does because Little is like... a preschooler aged troll.}

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[GT]: You know i have to say lomax rolls off the tongue a hell of a lot better than lotinmuawwiwttapotdoagpousa.

[GT]: Ok ok ok so perhaps no photographs of the place buuuut…

[GT]: Well is it so far out of the realm of possibilities to give me a hint or two? Just to whet my appetite?

[GT]: After all i showed you my planet. Its only fair!

[HK]: YOU KNOW VERY WELL THAT ISN'T THE REAL NAME OF THE PLACE. [HK]: IT WAS CALLED THE LAND OF PULSE AND HAZE. [HK]: THE PULSE WAS IN REFERENCE TO BLOOD, BECAUSE SGRUB IS SUBTLE AS A FALL DOWN THE STAIRS. [HK]: THERE. THAT'S YOUR HINT. TAKE IT AND RUN WITH IT.

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[GT]: Holy mackerel and consecrated trout would you take a gander at those!!

[GT]: Actually i dont know why im so surprised seeing as all of them are very VERY similar to the ones weve got going here.

[GT]: Wait half a second what am i doing describing them when i could just let you judge with your own set of eyes!

– golgothasTerror [GT] has sent photos! –

Description: Of course, these are the pictures of the kids’ planets, starting with the four Alphas’ and then onto the Betas’, the first of which having been LoMaX.

[GT]: As you said x marks the spot was mine.

[GT]: Wait hold your horses does my memory escape me or did you not name YOUR planet?

[GT]: Presumably you had one yes???

[HK]: YUP. THOSE SURE DO LOOK LIKE SGRUB PLANETS. [HK]: I WAS EXPECTING NOTHING AND WAS SOMEHOW STILL DISAPPOINTED. [HK]: I AM HOLDING NOTHING. MY HOOFBEASTS WILL CONTINUE RUNNING FREE. [HK]: OF COURSE I HAD ONE. [HK]: IT'S CALLED THE LAND OF THIS IS NOT MY UNIVERSE AND WHY WOULD I WANT TO TAKE ANY PICTURES OF THAT DAYMARE OF A GLOBULAR PIECE OF UNIVERSAL SHIT ANYWAY?

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[GT]: :O !!!!!!!!!

[GT]: Good golly gosh and a half that sounds completely and utterly absolutely remarkable!

[GT]: You know ive got a planet of my own too! Or well had. Now i spend most of my days on what we call earth c here because my earth was earth b i guess? Or maybe it was earth a? Im not really sure how this lettering system works actually.

[GT]: But regardless! I had a planet made of mounds and filled to the brim with xenon. Had a big ol X in the middle one wouldnt want to go tumbling down. Take my word for it.

[GT]: Granted i did mean a gander in terms of some photographs if youve got any! And can somehow send them to me over this here chat client thingymabob.

[GT]: I can probably dig up a photo of lomax if youre also in the market for one too. A tradesies if you will!

[GT]: Whatddya say kankles??

[HK]: I SAY IF YOU EVER CALL ME KANKLES AGAIN, I WILL FIGURE OUT WHERE YOU ARE AND EAT YOUR FACE OFF.

[HK]: DON’T HURT YOURSELF TRYING TO SORT OUT WHICH LETTER GOES WITH WHICH EARTH. ALL MY FUCKS ABOUT THAT HAVE MYSTERIOUSLY ABSCONDED AND NO AMOUNT OF LOST FUCKS POSTERS ARE GOING TO BRING THEM BACK.

[HK]: YES. THAT SOUNDS ABOUT LIKE WHAT THE YOU HERE'S PLANET IS LIKE TOO. X MARKS DEATH. FALL IN IT, AND YOU MAY NEVER COME BACK.

[HK]: YOU MAY AS WELL SEND ME WHAT YOU HAVE. IF I'M GOING TO ALL THE TROUBLE OF DIGGING UP RANDOM PHOTOS, I OUGHT TO BE GETTING SOMETHING IN RETURN.

[HK]: HOLD ON.

-- hemiopticKnight [HK] has sent photos! --

Description They're at least one of every single of the planets, which are not really too dissimilar from their canon counterparts for each of the kids. They are a little more inhabitable looking while also having a slight Alternian twist, being the endgame for a bunch of pubescent trolls. Some of the photos have people in them, since the kids were more into each other than the scenery.

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You can lead a horse to water

But you can’t drink a horse

#ONLY IF YOU'RE A COWARD

gclgcthasterrcr‌:

[GT]: Alright alright no more chalk in the cheese. I hear you loud and clear kemosabe.

[GT]: Oh! Pardon me on the whole unknown star ordeal my hearing is a bit off. Or i guess my sight since im reading this. Which is actually not hyperbole in that case.

[GT]: Regardless im in pure unadulterated awe at how different these worlds seem to be! Id love to give there a gander. Even just a small peak would be interesting to say the least. Fingers crossed my aforementioned sight issues aid me in that colour explosion hehe.

[GT]: May i trouble you to tell me about those other planets? My curiosity seems to only grow more and more with each message! :O

[HK]: NO MORE WHAT IN THE WHAT? ACTUALLY, DON'T ANSWER THAT. IT WOULD IMPLY I GIVE ANY FUCKS, AND I AM EVEN MORE FRESH OUT THAN USUAL.

[HK]: ...ARE YOU ASKING FOR PICTURES? TO COME OVER? WHAT SORT OF GANDER ARE YOU TRYING TO HAVE HERE?

[HK]: I CAN'T GUARANTEE YOU WILL EVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE IF YOU COME OVER, BUT THE CONNECTION HAS SEEMED FAIRLY STABLE, AS THINGS GO, LATELY.

[HK]: JONNAH'S IS KIND OF DARK AND CLOUDY AND OILY IN PLACES, BUT IT'S GOT THINGS THAT GLOW TOO. BEASTS ARE EITHER CUDDLY PUFFBALLS OR BUNDLES OF TEETH. THERE IS ALMOST NO IN BETWEEN.

[HK]: LALOND'S IS BRIGHT AND SHINY AND WET. I TRY TO STAY AWAY FROM IT. IT CAUSES PHYSICAL PAIN TO LOOK UPON. SHE CLAIMS TO LIKE IT, BUT I CAN'T TELL IF IT'S SARCASTIC BULLSHIT OR IF SHE IS GENUINELY THAT MUCH OF A MASOCHIST.

[HK]: DAVIAN AND DS'S PLACE IS HOT. IF YOU LIKE TO SWEAT, GO HANG OUT THERE. IT LOOKS LIKE A CLOCK THREW UP ALL OVER THE LAND, AND LIKE I SAID, SOME PARTS OF IT ARE MADE OF LAVA. AT LEAST WE CAN ALL FLY, SO NO ONE DIPS INTO IT.

[HK]: I HAVEN'T REALLY BEEN TO ANY OF THE OTHERS. I THINK HARLEY'S IS MADE OF FROZEN THOUGH BASED ON WHAT SHE HAS SAID. I MAKE A POINT TO STAY OFF THAT ONE. IF SHE WANTS TO HANG OUT, WE CAN DAMN WELL DO IT SOMEPLACE I WON'T FREEZE MY GLOBES OFF.

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