SENTENCE MEME ⟶ BUZZFEED UNSOLVED: SUPERNATURAL / 2.01 –– 2.02
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“And the worst part is, I don’t even have my holy water.”
“I’m going into a demon hole with no holy water.”
“It’s the most haunted nightclub in America.”
“Management is not responsible and cannot be held liable for any actions of any ghosts or spirits on these premises.”
“Obviously enough weird stuff has happened here to necessitate a sign like that.”
“There is a trap door in here that leads directly to the portal of hell downstairs.”
“You’re not gonna believe me if I tell you, so why even tell you?”
“Thought you were big tough guys with your guns and your threatening and your cursing.”
“Why don’t you punch me in the face, maybe smack me around a little.”
“I just got startled by a disco ball.”
“She’s a ghost! She doesn’t even know she’s dead!”
“She doesn’t seem like a very intelligent ghost.”
“Do you always have to insult the ghost of the place we’re at?”
“You keep tricking me into talking to them, you dickhead.”
“Yeah, I find that a strange place to get exorcised.”
“I hate the way this room feels.”
“It looks like a room where you’d lose your mind.”
“Open this door. It says, ‘danger, keep out’.”
“If it says ‘danger, keep out’ why would we go in there?”
“What were they trying to do? How do you go that wrong?”
“Did he ever cut anybody’s head off?”
“I’m 99.9% sure he’s never cut anyone’s head off.”
“Is he thinking about the time he accidentally cut someone’s head off?”
“That’s the weirdest thing to do before you die. To be like, ‘I’m gonna haunt ya! I’m gonna do creaks!’”
“The history of death and violence isn’t the only thing that brings this basement to life.”
“Demon, turn that on if you’re planning on doing something to us tonight.”
“Turn it on if you want to hurt us!”
“Why do you keep asking it questions like that?”
“What is wrong with you, do you want to die?”
“Plunge us into darkness, demons!”
“If I pull on this rope, you pull me the fuck out of there.”
“Yeah, it was fucking scary.”
“I’m going into the demon hole.”
“Hey there demons, it’s me, ya boy.”
“Frankly, I don’t believe in you.”
“I’ll be quiet now, and if you want to pick me up or scratch me or slam me into the ceiling now would be the best opportunity for that.”
“Let’s get the fuck out of here.”
“This is the only time I feel comfortable, when I walk out the door.”
“You escaped the clutches of yet another demon.”
“By the way, you are a psychopath for saying all the things you were saying to it in there.”
“Demons aren’t real, so that’s why I tend to be so flip with them.”
“That demon is never gonna find you.”
“We’re gonna catch ourselves a Squatch.”
“This is the one time we get to sleep somewhere nice.”
“All we do is sleep in haunted places and dirty old hospitals.”
“How often do you say you got to be a piece of history?”
“We’re about to etch ourselves into the stone of Bigfoot lore.”
“It was supposed to be fun!”
“This might be the only time I actually believe in what you’re talking about.”
“Do you imagine Bigfoot as someone who walks around in disguises?”
“If you stab Sting with a knife, Sting will bleed.”
“You’re gonna eat that burger, I’m gonna stay in the haunted house all night.”
“My organs are beginning to shut down, I’ll be dead in five minutes.”
“I wonder if that guy will be proud of us.”
“I think I might need to go to the hospital.”
“I’m not a Bigfoot. I’m a human being.”
“Don’t make Bigfoot believe in your ghostly energies.”
“It’s not gonna scare it away, it’s gonna make me look more festive!”
“You honestly think we’re going to encounter a Squatch, the Squatch is going to attack you, and your life is going to be saved because you’re wearing a helmet?”
“I wasn’t fat-shaming Bigfoot!”
“If it’s any consolation, you look like an idiot.”
“This guy is inhaling too many cat shit fumes.”
“That’s the part where we die.”
“This means we live to see tomorrow.”
“You look like a man I would never talk to under any circumstance.”
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