Sherlock+ LOTR=Happiness

Who doesn't love a badass highly functioning sociopath who is Isildur's Bane?

[aragornthesociopath]

Herring!

Whenever my mom gives me chores

"You must cut down the tallest tree in the forest with.... a herring!

[aragornthesociopath]

Retard in bio: I wonder what distilled water tastes like... Ever been so stupid that even fucking Jesus facepalms you?

[aragornthesociopath]

When I try to have a relationship with my parents

"Don’t you have a paper to write."

[aragornthesociopath]

Attention Whore: OMG WHY DOES NOBODY LIKE ME MY LIFE SUCKS

Me: I've got news for you. Copernicus called, you're not the center of the universe.