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dxnnywclkers:

“ If my subconscious were trying to tell me anything, it’s that I should probably stop speaking forever. “ Rubbing the back of his neck, he gave her a sheepish grin and continued, thoroughly embarrassed by this turn of events. “ Well, surprisingly I’m doing well in this subject so if you want anything, notes, answers, general likeness to booze, you’re welcome to come and find me. “

“S’alright, because same. But also life’s too boring if you never say anything, so I tend to ignore that advise.” Ara’s eye’s lit up. “Ooh, answers. I love answers. I feel like I can hear Ted lecturing me already that I should be learning this stuff, not just trying to pass my homework off to other people. School’s just so boring, yenno? Personally, I think it’s a miracle I actually go to class.”

#( danny. )#( month:october. )#trash tbh

@ofandromedas

❝You’re pretty, you’re pretty, pretty.❞

#( andromeda. )#( month:october. )#ofandromedas #fw:start #in which ara is gay and trash and probably didnt mean to say this outloud

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@arahellawood

“ will this be your first time with intercourse? “ he said off-handedly, ears tipping pink at the realization of what he said. “ NO WAIT. i meant first time with the uh, that course. “

arahellawood-blog1

“Funny type of intercourse it is that we’re doing. Is your subconscious trying to tell you something, Danny?” Ara grinned, eyes alight with mirth. “I mean, technically no because I did it last year, but sort of yes because I think I spent all of my time in that class sending paper aeroplanes to Eddie and I don’t remember shit?”

#DANNY PLS #( danny. )#( month:october. )

toujourscissa

“ is it really necessary for you to do that in front of me? “

arahellawood-blog1

“ what, can’t your delicate little head handle the sight of a bit of dirt?”

#idk what shes doing cleaning her filfthy shoes or s.t probably #( narcissa. )#( month:october. )

axmycus:

❝Have you shrunk?❞ he asked the hufflepuff captain. his tone was almost unkind; a half insult - blurting out the first thing in his mind. “i swear you were taller last year. maybe one of those bludgers hit you over the head and sent you a few inches closer to the ground.”

"As fitting as it would be for me to be closer to the flaming ball of rage that is the centre of the earth, no. but being a few inches closer to the ground would've put me in the perfect height to ram my knee between your thighs, so maybe you should consider yourself lucky. Perhaps it's just that your stupity has grown, so everything else seems smaller?"

#i hope u dont mind i made it a new post its just easier to reblog and things???#i feel like these two would have some entertaining conversations #( amycus. )#( month:october. )

indirapatil:

“I don’t see why not. I think he’d look very becoming with a rat’s tail, don’t you agree?”

“Beautiful. Better than he does now, anyway. I vote we make it bright yellow -- or pink. And permanent.”

#children no #( indira. )#( month:october. )

rvsiers

“ that’s the thing, as much as you want to deconstruct people’s notions you CANNOT. no matter how hard you try. prejudice is embedded in everyone, i don’t know if you are well aware of that by now. “ he raised his brow, surprised at himself even for justifying himself further. “ do you think slytherins get praises for doing a good deed? no, what they get is a judging look and heaps of suspicion. “

arahellawood-blog1

“Aw, does it piss you off when poor little Evan Rosier gets a glare instead of a thank you?” Ara crooned mocking sarcasm was thickly entwined with her words. “I guess you just have to suck it up and take it like someone a heck of a lot stronger than a man because ‘prejudiced is embedded in everyone.” She shrugged. “’Guess snakes are forever just gonna be all evil, what can ya do. No point in fighting something just because it’s embedded in everyone, right?”

#ara wants to punch him in the face js #( evan. )#( month:october. )#ara is also prejudiced i apologised for her #v black and white views on things

pavelsmischief

With a horrid attempt of trying to hide a smile, Remus shrugged. “All I’m saying is that you’re incredibly lucky I was the Prefect who saw you.”

arahellawood-blog1

“He deserved it! The bastard was bullying a first year!” Ara huffed. “Why does no ever see anything except me throwing the punch?”

#idek #( remus. )#( month:october. )

ergosvms-blog1

“Violet tendencies, my dear Ara, won’t get you far in life,” he retorted, though there was no hint of chiding in his tone. He knew well enough that this was who his friend was — a wild girl who wouldn’t hesitate to swing her fist. “I don’t think you really can teach trash in the first place. Once trash, always trash. Just let them be. Or make them scared of you, I guess, if that’s what you insist on doing.” He returned her grin with one of his own. “Interesting might not be the word I’d use. Amusing, maybe, but not particularly interesting. Who you and Dira punch don’t really affect me either way.”

arahellawood-blog1

“When one has been given a gift, my dear Ted, one has an obligation to use it,” she nodded solemnly despite the grin on her face, as if proving the validity of her point. “Well, if you can’t teach them to be civilised human beings who walk themselves to the rubbish bin, I might as well beat them at their own game and put them there myself! Can’t have them going around with their obnoxiously big egos thinking they’re the only scary ones in the school, then they think they have a right to conquer it. Imagine! A school ruled by trash! It’s like the apocalypse or something. Also, someone’s gotta show them why the Hufflepuff mascot is a honey badger. You know honey badgers are notorious for turning snakes into badger food mush? I feel like people forget this a lot. Really, I ought to remind everyone of this, right? Also -- true. I mean, unless it was you we punched. Or each other. Not that we’d DO that but yenno.”

#arabella wood queen of trashy nonsensicial ramblings #( ted. )#( month:october. )

sybilltrelcwncy-deactivated2016

their head tilts and then looks down. “wouldn’t that be nice though? no shoes. just cozy socks. slytherins should have nothing to complain about. it would be a true dream. this school is due for a more relaxed dress code.”

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“I’d go barefoot. It would be grand, So much less effort to climb trees if I don’t have shoes to take off. Imagine if we had no tie!” Ara shook her head. “ Please. The majority of Slytherins are snobby purebrats, it probably hurts their delicate sensibilities to have a relaxed dress code.”

#( sybill. )#( month:october. )

eddiebcnes-blog1

IT WAS NEVER GONNA WORK OUT. Eddie paused for dramatic effect, shaking their head solemnly. GAY, BUT NOT FOR EACH OTHER.

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Ara opened her mouth to protest, a look of faked hurt settling over her features, before closing it again. She couldn’t argue with Eddie’s logic.”R.I.P. ARDIE,” she replied solemnly, placing a hand over her heart. “The most beautiful gay couple Hogwarts has ever known, sadly just too gay for each other. May ARDIE rest fondly in the land of not meant to be.”

#TRASH #( eddie. )#( month:october. )

rvsiers

“ it’s not like it’s a complete and total lie. sometimes you have to consider what is an insult from what is the truth, do not be consumed by your personal bias. “ he justified.

arahellawood-blog1

“People are submissive. Gryffindors can be submissive. Slytherins can be submissive. Some Huflepuffs may be submissive. The point is, which your clearly biased arse -- and the majority of Hogwarts -- is failing to grasp, that no Hufflepuff is submissive because they are a Hufflepuff! There’s nothing about being a Hufflepuff that makes you submissive! How do you like it when people go around ranting that all Slytherins are evil raging blood purist death eater minions just because they’re a Slytherin?”

#pls excuse ara she doesnt like slytherins / sacred 28s / blood purists and has no chill #( evan. )#( month:october. )

indirapatil-blog

“I don’t know about you, but I’m trying not to be expelled when I’m this close to graduation. That does make for a great mental image, though. A girl can only dream.”