#children no

[flamefatalis]

One of my kids LITERALLY came up to me while I was helping another student with work and went “you want to see a magic trick?!” while holding cards. I walk over to my lab desk and literally see this:

[luminescentauthor]

Sora, on his phone: Hey, is stabbing someone immoral?

Chiaki: Not if they consent to it.

Momoharu: If you're stabbed first then no.

Mokichi and Tobi, at the exact same time: Depends on who you’re stabbing.

Nao and Madoka: YES???????

[godsofsocialmedia]

Zoe: You know those things can kill you.

Barry: [smoking a cigarette] That’s the point.

Alana: [drinking alcohol] We’re trying to speed up the process.

Jackson: [eating raw cooking dough] Yup.

[eightcurioussouls]

“Hm...”

“Fuck.”

“Fuck..?”

[table-jump-yes]

@cultleader-daniel-search-history

I’m locked in the counselor’s cabin and I need assistance

[okal-in-wonder-blog]

“A little get together”

Things didn’t go as planned between the children..

[thechekhov]

I’m reading the Animorphs series for the first time in my life.

And let me tell you

It’s about 13 years too late but

I’m here for it

It’s good

kinda dark though.