J.R.R. Tolkien
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J.R.R. Tolkien
small brain: gwen doesn't use guns
large brain: gwen is numb to the idea of using guns because her father was a cop
galaxy brain: THE G IN GWEN STANS FOR GUN
Oh no! // Marina and the diamonds
My muse in a relationship ?s
Please include if you want answers for a particular verse or ship.
🤗Are they physically affectionate? 🎶Do they have a type? 😡What are their deal breakers? ↕️Are they sub, dom or switch? ⏰How long do their relationships tend to last? 💍Would they ever get married? 🏷️Do they give their partners cute nicknames? 💋Are they more sensual or sexual? 📖What is their favorite outside of the bedroom activity to do with their partner? 🛏What is their favorite bedroom activity to do with their partner? 💚Are they prone to jealousy? 😘Does their demeanor change when in a relationship? 👫Do they display affection in public? What about in private? 💕Are they open to threesomes or a polyamorous relationship? 💔Do they have a certain type of person they will not enter into a relationship with? 💝How long until they feel secure and comfortable in a relationship? 🤐Would they ever confess their feelings first? ❌Would they ever cheat on their partner? 👨👩👧👦Do they want children? 🐶Are they a cuddler? 🔮Do they believe in soul mates? ⚔️ Are they protective of their partner? 🚀 How far are they willing to go for the person they love? ❤️ Do they fall in love easily? 📺 Do they share information about their relationships freely with friends and family? ♦️Are they concerned with the social status of their partner? 💭 Do they tend to sleep better when in bed with their partner?
do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot
hi i’ll be here after work an also i’ll probably be on more often too because im quitting my job lmao
Me
psa: my character is my bby
I’m probably not going to want to RP with you (especially not shippy stuff) if you actually dislike/hate/rag on my character to me. You don’t have to love them like I love them. But you need to respect that I love them.
alright i’ll be back to reply to stuff tomorrow i gotta reply to stuff on my other rp blog that ive been neglecting lmao
actually, before i go, if we’re mutuals feel free to hmu on discord at ugly bird#1481 so we can plot <3
alright i’ll be back to reply to stuff tomorrow i gotta reply to stuff on my other rp blog that ive been neglecting lmao
send me a ‘ ♡ ’ and i’ll talk about what type of relationship i could see our muses having
THE ADVENTURE ZONE SENTENCE STARTERS.
❝ Hail and well met, my dude. ❞
❝ Abraca fuck you. ❞
❝ God lied to me! ❞
❝ Kiss my ass, you sanctimonious bastard. ❞
❝ You are going to be amazing. ❞
❝ Liches get stitches. ❞
❝ Are you my friend? ❞
❝ Go out and do good. ❞
❝ Yo thug, what’s your name? I’m about to tentacle your dick! ❞
❝ No dogs on the moon, they just run off the goddamn thing. ❞
❝ I’m afraid no one else will have me. ❞
❝ Everything I drink tastes like keylime gogurt to me. ❞
❝ Don’t let them erase me. ❞
❝ What brings you happiness? ❞
❝ Bad news, comprades, this place is magic as hell. ❞
❝ I find that not killing people is very easy. ❞
❝ Everything is for keepsies if you’re sneaky about it. ❞
❝ You’re a coward and I hate you. ❞
❝ Boy you’re not intimidated by me at all, are you? ❞
❝I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry! ❞
❝ These potions get you reeeeeal fucked up. ❞
❝ Once you pop, the time control don’t stop. ❞
❝ Hot diggity shit. That is a baller cookie.❞
❝ We don’t have to talk. Let’s just…let’s just watch this together. ❞
❝ So here’s my solution, and I think you’re gonna find it very equitable: I’m not gonna shoot you with this giant crossbow. ❞
❝ I’m about to smooch your fucking brains out, babe. ❞
❝ You’re going to have to fight and you’re gonna win. ❞
❝ I’ll be having my body back, you undead fuck! ❞
❝ You fucking took everything from me! ❞
❝ How would you like to live forever? ❞
❝ I am but a simple, idiot wizard. ❞
❝ Yeah! It’s our first kill! …So why am I so horny? I’m broken inside… ❞
❝ You know…do whatever you want. I don’t care anymore. ❞
❝ Existence, (name), life? Is horrible. To exist, to live, is horrible. ❞
❝ Sometimes there aren’t good decisions. Sometimes…there’s just decisions.❞
❝ I appreciate what you’re trying to do. And I’m on board for whatever the plan is. But understand this: I have nothing, and I don’t give a shit. The world is ending and I. Don’t. Care. ❞
❝ I will say that if you wanted to lure me in there you should’ve stayed handsome, my fella.❞
❝ Who stops serving pancakes at 9am?! I missed the whole thing! I had to get Cheetos! ❞
❝ I cannot stress enough how uninterested I am in this. ❞
❝ I’m not gonna be the one to pull the trigger on an entire civilization. I won’t do it. ❞
❝ What brings me joy is…life. I think you can find joy anywhere in life. ❞
❝ I don’t always do things right. And I don’t always do things smart. But whatever I do, I find joy in it. ‘Cause at the end of the day, that’s all you’ve got. ❞
❝ Tell ya what, if we ever meet each other somewhere in infinity, you can apologize to me and tell me you were wrong. ❞
❝ I have an update from [ Name ] Central. Uh, I have updated my list of people I trust and things I believe to no one and nothing! ❞
❝ I’m good, amigo. The bleeding’s all internal. That’s where the blood is supposed to be.❞
❝ I think there was probably a time where I had joy, where I experienced fleeting happiness or anger or fear, but God, it’s just been so long. ❞
❝ I am a man, (name), who knows the answer to the question of why we’re all here. I didn’t like it. ❞
❝ To have friendship, (name), it requires you to…love someone and be invested in your shared happiness and these things, (name): friendship, love, happiness? They’re all so…small. In the grand scheme of things, they last a second. ❞
❝ Look it got – WE got dark back there. I know this journey’s been tough, and it’s only going to get harder. But we can’t allow ourselves to get to that place again. ❞
❝We’ve lost a lot. And there’s a lot more we might lose. But one thing we do have is the thing people in love rarely ever have enough of – and it’s time. ❞
❝When someone leaves your life, those exits are not made equal. Some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying. Others are abrupt and unfair. But most are just unremarkable, unintentional, clumsy. ❞
Origins;
Gwen never settles down in a place for long; a history of running thanks to her father moving from place to place. She learned very quickly not to get attached to others, nor to make friends.
At age 13, there was a fateful trip to the Central City Museum that changed everything. A trip involving her, her father, and a radioactive spider she stumbled across in the insect exhibit. ( Although she still complains it should have been called an Arachnid exhibit. Details details. ) The overly observant teenager noticed that one (1) spider had escaped. And she decided, in all her overconfidence, that she would take it in if the museum wouldn’t notice. What’s one missing radioactive spider to a museum anyway? But she was careless while trying to scoop it up in her hand.
And she was bit.
And it was a bite that changed her life
And her DNA.
She still keeps the spider with her, amazed that it’s somehow lived through two more moves. She keeps it in the hopes of studying it, and unlocking the secrets on what it did to her.
AND HERE’S WHERE THE STORY STARTS TO CHANGE…
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⨳ — VINES;
send one for my muse's reaction!
“I thought you were bae. Turns out, you were just fam.” “Ahhhhh! Stop! I coulda dropped my crossaint!” “Happy Christhums. It’s Chrismah. Merry Crisis. Merry Chrysler.” “This bitch empty. YEET!” “Get to del taco, they got a new thing called freesha… freeshavacado!” “You better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch out.” “Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick.” “It is Wednesday, my dudes. AhhhhhhhHHHHH!” “Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a hoe!” “Has anyone ever told you you look like Beyonce?” “[Name], did you eat my tater tots?” “Next time you fuckin put a hand on me imma fucking rip your face off bitch.” “I love you, bitch. I ain’t ever gonna stop lovin you, bitch.” “I just got one question. What are those?!” “I don’t have enough money to buy chicken nuggets.” “Aw, fuck. I can’t believe you’ve done this.” “Look at all those chickens.” “Hi, welcome to Chili’s.” “Two bros, chillin in the hot tub, five feet apart cause they’re not gay.” “Whaddup, I’m [Name], I’m [Age], and I never fuckin learned how to read.” “I can’t sit anywhere. I have hemorrhoids.” “Damn [Name], back at it again with the white vans.” “I don’t get no fuckin sleep cause of y’all, y’all not gon get sleep cause of me.” “Try me bitch.” “Pepsi bottle. Coca cola glass. I don’t give a damn.” “I wanna be a cowboy.” “Stop saying I look like Chicken Little, he’s dumb, and he’s a coward, and I am not a coward!” “Hey, I’m lesbian.” “I thought you were American.” “I won’t hesitate, bitch!” “Lipstick in my Valentino white bag?!” “When there’s too much drama at school all you gotta do is walk a waaAAAaaaAAaay.” “Hoe don’t do it. Oh my god.” “I’m in me mum’s car, broom broom.” “A potato flew around my room before you came.” “When will you learn that your actions have consequences?!” “Well, when life gives you lemons.” “Give me my hat back [Name], do you want to go see uncle kracker or no?” “I’m [Age] so shut the fuck up.” “You better stop! Stop bitch! Stop! Ahhh!” “Is that a weed? I’m calling the police!” “Daddy? Do I look like-?!” “It’s fricken bats, I love Halloween.” “Excuse my potty mouth, shut the fuck up!” “I’m washing me and my clothes.” “So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies-” “Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?” “So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift, on my birthday, to my birthday party, on my birthday, with a birthday gift?”
Origins;
Gwen never settles down in a place for long; a history of running thanks to her father moving from place to place. She learned very quickly not to get attached to others, nor to make friends.
At age 13, there was a fateful trip to the Central City Museum that changed everything. A trip involving her, her father, and a radioactive spider she stumbled across in the insect exhibit. ( Although she still complains it should have been called an Arachnid exhibit. Details details. ) The overly observant teenager noticed that one (1) spider had escaped. And she decided, in all her overconfidence, that she would take it in if the museum wouldn’t notice. What’s one missing radioactive spider to a museum anyway? But she was careless while trying to scoop it up in her hand.
And she was bit.
And it was a bite that changed her life
And her DNA.
She still keeps the spider with her, amazed that it’s somehow lived through two more moves. She keeps it in the hopes of studying it, and unlocking the secrets on what it did to her.
AND HERE’S WHERE THE STORY STARTS TO CHANGE…
Keep reading
ALRIGHT THIS IS A PLOTTING CALL. Because sometimes it’s just difficult to come up with starters and shit right off the bat. SO, please like this if you want me to come to you, yes you, so we can plot stuff through IMs! :D