*looking at neat trails in the snow*
Me: Isnt that so cool?
J: No.
Me:Don’t you wonder what animal made those snow tunnels?
J: No.
Me: but we didn’t see them until now! The snow is melting and showing us this animals escape routes!
J: I just think it makes our driveway look bad.
Me: ...
J: Fine! I’ll go look at them!
*gets closer and crouches down to examine the tunnels*
J: Woahhhhh!
Me: I know! Isn’t it cool??
J: *without skipping a beat* Not really.
















