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Game of Thrones Daily
Love Begins
Janaina Medeiros
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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izzy's playlists!
almost home
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Product Placement
NASA
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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@arathreel
*looking at neat trails in the snow*
Me: Isnt that so cool?
J: No.
Me:Don’t you wonder what animal made those snow tunnels?
J: No.
Me: but we didn’t see them until now! The snow is melting and showing us this animals escape routes!
J: I just think it makes our driveway look bad.
Me: ...
J: Fine! I’ll go look at them!
*gets closer and crouches down to examine the tunnels*
J: Woahhhhh!
Me: I know! Isn’t it cool??
J: *without skipping a beat* Not really.
8 Year Old Description of ‘Off Key’
*Frozen's 'Let It Go' comes on le ipod*
J: Oh, this is Ms. Baird's song.
Me: Yeah? What do you mean?
J: Well, one day she was singing it, but it sounded kind of... funny. And we all laughed. And we asked her to sing it again all the time.
Me: Huh. What makes it funny?
J: Well, most people have different voices when they sing. You have a lot of different voices, mom. But she just had her voice. She just sang it in her voice. But a little higher. Like she was yelling.
Me: *blinks* And you liked it?
J: Well.... I thought it was funny. And I do like things that I think are funny. So, yeah. I liked it.
Simians
J: You know what would be funny?
Me: What?
J: If there was a tv show about a gorilla lawyer. They could call it... Simian at Law.
Stars Out Tonight
J: I want to learn how to knit.
Me: We can do that.
J: And I will make stuffed animals.
Me: Uh... you may want to start with something more simple. Like something square. A blanket for your stuffed animals, perhaps.
J: Alright, but if I make a blanket, I’m going to need constellation.
Me: You need... what?
J: You know, constellation! It is what they put in houses to keep them warm. You can put it in blankets to keep you warm too!
Pinworms
*J is itching his butt*
Mema: Is your butt itchy?
J: My butt is always itchy.
Mema: Maybe you have worms.
J: Worms?
Mema: When my sister was younger, she had tiny little worms that laid eggs on her butt and they were super itchy.
J: *suddenly starting to get nervous* Well... how do you get them? What do they do?
Me: You get them from ingesting other people’s feces.
J: What is ingesting?
Mema: Eating.
J: What are feces?
Mema: Poop.
J: *surprised* WHAT?!
Mema: *reading from the internet* ...and they can also live on any surface for up to three weeks!
J: I... I... I... Do they do anything else?
Me: Yeah. They latch on to your intestines and use them to get sustenance.
J: What does that mean!?
Me: That the adults live in your guts and suck through your blood stream.
J: How do you not get them?!
Me and Mema: Wash your hands.
J: *starts dancing* I... am going to use the potty. And wash my hands really good. And make sure I don’t have worms.
*listens to him run upstairs*
*listens to him bolt downstairs*
J: *near tears* Your water is brown and I can’t go but I gotta go! *tries to put boots on but fails in his need* I’m going over to Gram’s! I don’t even care that my boots aren’t all the way on! *runs out the door*
Mema: We are so mean...
*both of us laugh*
Gonna Fly Now
The theme for Rocky is playing.
J: Do they play this song when airplanes take off?
Me: *pause* No... but that would be cool.
Context
Dad: I love this picture, even though I don’t know the context for it.
J: I love it too, even though I don’t know the context.
*pause*
J: But that is mostly because I don’t know what context means.
Textbooks
J: Mom, how do you make an alcohol?
Me: Well, remember when you put the O-H together?
J: Yeah.
Me: So, that is called a functional group. And that functional group is an alcohol. By attaching it to other molecules like.... like remember when you made those methyls?
J: Yeah.
Me: So, attaching the O-H in place of a Hydrogen will create a methyl alcohol.
J: Oh. Cause in your molecule building instruction manual....
Me: *stares* *thinks* Oh... you mean my text books?
*everyone else in car starts laughing*
J: Hey! It’s not funny! I didn’t know what they were called!
Girlfriend
Unknown voice: Bye Johann!
J: Bye!
Me: *thinks nothing of the interaction*
J: Do you know whose voice that was?
Me: Nope. Who was it?
J: My girlfriend.
Me: *stifles laughter* Oh?
J: Yep. It’s Amanda.
Me: And... how did you get a girlfriend?
J: Well, Amanda and Jacob just broke up and, I don’t know how it happened, but Amanda thought that I would be a good friend.
Me: And are you being a good friend?
J: I am.
Me: And what is it you are doing?
J: Well, when we have time, we do the things that we didn’t have time to do earlier.
Oz
J: The wind is strong.
Me: Yup. A storm is coming.
J: Woah! I just saw the wind bend a metal sign on a pole!
Me: That’ll happen.
J: If the wind can bend metal, then why can’t it blow away a 7 year old boy..
Me: Well..
J: ...that knows a lot...
Me: Well...
J: ...and is really smart...
Me: Are you done?
J: Yeah.
*silence*
J: I’m talking about me.
Me: I know.
Ether
J: If my life doesn’t go exactly as I planned and I end up becoming a teacher... Me: Do you really want to finish that sentence? J: All I’m saying is that if I were a teacher and my students got playtime, instead of lego, I would let them build with molecule sets. Me: Because learning. J: *holds up a molecule* Because ether!
Snails and Birds and Bees
J: Stop wrestling each other, snails! Stop wrestling each other! A snail on a snail on a snail! You don't need to ride on each other! Stop wrestling! Snails!
-heard from the other room
Wedding Teeth
J: Tonight I have to brush my teeth like... they are going to be a bride at their wedding tomorrow.
Me: *blink*
Girl Penis
*sharing a room and getting changed after swimming*
J: Don’t look, mom.
Me: I wont.
J: Good. Cause it is my private area. I wont look at yours either because I don’t want to see your private area.
Me: Okay. Good.
J: But...
Me: But?
J: But, I do hope that someday I get to see a girl penis.
Me: We discussed this. That is not the word for that piece of anatomy.
J: Well, I still hope I get to see it some day.
Me: *stifling laughter* You will. I’m sure. When you get older.
J: *relieved* So, when I get older I can look it up on google?
Me: Sure. Whatever makes you happy.
Steak =/= Pokemon
Chef: How do you like your steak?
Me: Rare.
Chef: And you?
J: I would like mine common, please.
Kitten
*listening to the history of why people have the nick names they do in the troupe*
Me: Aww, I want a cute nick name!
J: *half asleep on my shoulder* How about... kitten?
Me: *startled J is still awake* Did you.... did you just call me kitten?
J: You said you wanted a cute nick name. *half goes back to sleep*
Ready Not Ready
Me: Are you all ready for school?
J: *voice from another room* Yup.
Me: Are you reading your booking while having breakfast?
J: Yup.
Me: Your back pack needs packing.
J: But that is the last thing.
Me: Okay.
*twenty minutes pass*
J: Know what I love about my pancake? *comes out of the room wearing just underwear and a shirt*
Me: *incredulous* YOU ARENT EVEN DRESSED YET!! SCHOOL IS HAPPENING IN TWENTY MINUTES!
J: Okay. Okay. *walks away*
Me: *stares* He said he was all ready for school!