#butt worms

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Perhaps the greatest line of the new Masters of the Universe movie

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Bleach Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Characters: Szayel Aporro Granz Additional Tags: Goretober, Gross, Rotting, From The Inside, Trapped, Worms, Decaying, Eaten alive, Locked In, Paralysis, Worms Penetrating Bodies, Graphic Description Series: Part 20 of Goretober Summary:

Decaying, rotting, but trapped inside himself, Szayel is set upon by tiny hollow worms that work their way through his body.

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[arathreel]

Pinworms

*J is itching his butt*

Mema: Is your butt itchy?

J: My butt is always itchy.

Mema: Maybe you have worms.

J: Worms?

Mema: When my sister was younger, she had tiny little worms that laid eggs on her butt and they were super itchy.

J: *suddenly starting to get nervous* Well... how do you get them? What do they do?

Me: You get them from ingesting other people’s feces.

J: What is ingesting?

Mema: Eating.

J: What are feces?

Mema: Poop.

J: *surprised* WHAT?!

Mema: *reading from the internet* ...and they can also live on any surface for up to three weeks!

J: I... I... I... Do they do anything else?

Me: Yeah. They latch on to your intestines and use them to get sustenance.

J: What does that mean!?

Me: That the adults live in your guts and suck through your blood stream.

J: How do you not get them?!

Me and Mema: Wash your hands.

J: *starts dancing* I... am going to use the potty. And wash my hands really good. And make sure I don’t have worms.

*listens to him run upstairs*

*listens to him bolt downstairs*

J: *near tears* Your water is brown and I can’t go but I gotta go! *tries to put boots on but fails in his need* I’m going over to Gram’s! I don’t even care that my boots aren’t all the way on! *runs out the door*

Mema: We are so mean...

*both of us laugh*

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