nothin' gory means no glory

fuck you if you love a car for its paint job love you if you love a car for the road trips

[arbitchmchiggs]

newradicalswrites:

“Thirteen, obviously.”

Okay, I’ve got the next round.

[arbitchmchiggs]

asknewradicals:

“Would I be here if I couldn’t?”

Get in.

[arbitchmchiggs]

newradicalswrites:

“Happy birthday to me.”

Happy birthday, tosser. What are we celebrating this year, twelve?

[arbitchmchiggs]

asknewradicals:

“I’m not the business of either, don’t worry.”

“One question though: where are we going?”

White Cliffs. That’s if you can handle a road trip.

[arbitchmchiggs]

newradicalswrites:

“Look what the cat dragged in.”

Because what better gift.

[arbitchmchiggs]

Don’t ask why, or how.

[arbitchmchiggs]

trashyollerton:

That was sarcasm.

Why?

Because. Because I like to anticipate what’s next and you make that damn near impossible. I don’t like surprises.

[arbitchmchiggs]

trashyollerton:

Well that’s a reassuring reaction if I ever saw one.

It’s not meant to be reassuring. I’m shocked.

[arbitchmchiggs]

trashyollerton:

I love you.

[arbitchmchiggs]

trashyollerton:

I know where to put it, babe.

[arbitchmchiggs]

rowboatsand:

Here, have a cupcake before your face freezes that way. 

Fine. You’re lucky I don’t hate you as much as I could.

[arbitchmchiggs]

trashyollerton:

Duh.

Put it right there.

[arbitchmchiggs]

trashyollerton:

I brought pizza.

@arbitchmchiggs

One with artichokes?

[arbitchmchiggs]

mcsailor:

Fuck you, Arbor. Fuck you. 

That isn’t the first and it won’t be the last time I hear that.

[arbitchmchiggs]

mcsailor:

And it’s that serious. That you would fuck someone for that long. 

As if I’d be so stupid to open my mouth to you about something that failed.

[arbitchmchiggs]

mcsailor:

…Well. That’s a new low. 

[arbitchmchiggs]

mcsailor:

What?

I’ve been fucking Lark. For a long ass time. A long, long... looong. Fucking time.