Dumb

Twenty.

[xxxsarihartxxx]

[arbolarbol]

in conclusion Nick Kringle was fine

[sandersstudies]

Me finding out that alcohol did actually solve a problem one time: *pointing a stern finger at myself* do NOT be stupid about this

[sandersstudies]

When you're a perfectionist and have executive dysfunction the impulsivity of alcohol can make you do wild silly things like actually complete a task without agonizing over it for an hour. This is obviously not a functional or sustainable system but it is now an emergency tool in my belt that I recommend to absolutely nobody.

[sandersstudies]

Everyone in the notes is like “Me too. Don’t try this tho.”

[lawblrwithalcohol]

See also: -getting to sleep and staying asleep through the night -socializing at a party -dealing with your family during the holidays for 96 hours straight

[iwtv1976]

I have no room in my life for soup haters

[ironmaidenhead]

favorite thing about tumblr is when someone gets a 1k post you don’t see them plugging their soundcloud/youtube/insta in the comments like tumblr fame gets u literally nothing

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

it gets u 1 thing, and that is yelled at

[stainedinink-deactivated2026041]

being mutuals isn’t enough we need to got the park together and sit on the swings

[100493503004422]

growing up I was always afraid of being Found Out. not sure what I was hiding. just my whole self I guess

[xxcgchfhfeexfeffeesddfdf22222]

uhhhbmb held by cute boy?!??!! when??? now???? now please

[nutsacktorturer]

[nutsacktorturer]

I like to think they're the same apartment

[cr0wlet-deactivated20201225]

[brottagecore-deactivated2025101]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

gaslighting someone by saying they're too smart to be gaslit so you're not gaslighting them

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

this would work on me

[bonerpill-deactivated20230602]

No it wouldn’t. You’re too smart.

[wizzardhat]

Posts like this are like modern day fables. Yeah ill reblog this funny little exchange, but next time someone says this to me ill remember this post and hear kill bill sirens.

[depsidase]

[kdinjenzen]

Twitter User: I wish I had more followers, then I’d be more likely to get verified.

Facebook User: I wish my posts reached further, then I’d get famous.

Instagram User: I wish I had more followers so I can unlock more basic features for my account.

TikTok User: I wish I had more views then I’d be a real influencer.

Tumbler User: I specifically didn’t tag this so no one would find it why does it have 200k notes? Who the hell are these people following me? All of you need to go away so I can go back to posting incomprehensible garbage and pictures of frogs.

[kdinjenzen]

Self-fulfilling prophecy

[kdinjenzen]

Oh no

[kdinjenzen]

Help

[kdinjenzen]

Here’s a picture of a blue poison dart frog.

[kdinjenzen]

WHY!?

[kdinjenzen]

Okay, lots of folks asking “INSTAGRAM DOES THAT!?”

And yes, it does:

[kdinjenzen]

Nice.

[kdinjenzen]

Kaeru the frog from Poco’s Udon World

[kdinjenzen]

Pain.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[remuslupkin]

every time I open tumblr

[junkfoodcinemas]

Nobody (2021) dir. Ilya Naishuller

[27yrslater]

[master0fthewicket]

YOU SHOULD’VE RAISED A BABY GIRL  /  I SHOULD’VE BEEN A BETTER SON

please do not repost 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[psychictoastmaker]

People in the comments being all bitter. As if the arts aren’t out here giving you a reprieve from all the shit y'all go through. As if the arts aren’t out here making sure you live a little bit instead of just surviving.

[miranova23]

[fullofmultitudesfullofshit]

OH TRUE