Van Talks a lot

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alfheimr

(coughs up blood and eye-searing color palettes) love…and…peace…!!!!!

#FFXIV #Minfilia

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neonprotagonist

new idea: hell chess

all the basic rules are the same like playstyle wise

trash talking is encouraged

you get as much time as you need but if you look away from the board your turn is over

the referee is yelling everything like a sports announcer and you cannot complain

you can take one of your pieces from the board and throw it at your opponents head but you sacrifice that piece

you have to name the king and queen something

fun additives to make the game unique:

a. close your eyes and reach into a bag of about 48 chess pieces to pull out your sixteen pieces. whatever you get is what you play and you must follow the rules of those chess pieces. if you get four queens good luck. if you get no queens good luck

b. the referee can decide to throw in as many checkers pieces as a time as they please, as long as equal pieces are distributed to both players. the players are now not only playing chess but also checkers on the same board.

neonprotagonist

Since this has gotten so many notes I feel obligated to tell y'all that I’ve never played a game of chess in my life. I don’t. I don’t even know what a rook is.