Prince of the Angelic Host

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"Oh man."

Fuck

Marry

Kill

Slap, repeatedly

Voting ended onNov 13, 2023

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The face Michael's making right now.

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"I feel a disturbance in the force."

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@hotelbitches' Charlie said: it takes a lot to make charlie angry. but the way mavet was the last time they saw them had enraged them. who micheal is, exactly, isn't something charlie takes long to investigate before they grab a pan and -- BAM! -- charlie's whacked him in the back of the head with it.

"O-OW!" He deserved that, snortlaughing as he stumbled forward, rubbing the back of his head.

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"Listen I've not pranked someone that meanly in a while, I'm allowed my one mean-spirited thing a decade."

[ladiesofhell]

Oh no. Now they're crying. And wailing. ARE YOU HAPPY?!

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michael.exe has shut down. He looked to Cam,

"Cammy it's all yours!" Run!

[ladiesofhell]

"WHAT DO I DO?! I CANNOT AFFORD TO CARRY A CHILD NOW! CLEANSE IS IN THREE MONTHS!"

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He should feel guilty, he really should.

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"Eh he he."

[ladiesofhell]

Cue panicked honks. "WHAT?! THEN WHY ARE YOU NOT PREGNANT?!"

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"I wore gloves."

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"Touchin' boobs gets you pregnant." Michael you're an ass.

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@arachn0philia asked: ‘Ship Bias’ 

Michael x Berry ( @satanicescort ) Michael x Angel ( @arachn0philia ) Michael x Bee/Vero/Millie/Keenie ( @ladiesofhell )

Michael himself is a whore of an angel, so he could feasibly ship with anyone he wanted if they wanted to ship with him. He's just an ass.

[naughtyandnicerpmemes]

Send ‘Ship Bias’ and I will share up to 5 Ships I have a bias for for my muse!

Remember to specify muse for Multi-Muse blogs!

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"I don't know what this is but I blame Gabe for it."

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Do you have a rules or about page? I cannot find them on your theme or blog

I wish I did, bro, but I keep forgetting to do the thing. The standard rules apply, though, and you can refer to my main ( @lilithianqueen ) for the rules that I'll be porting over whenever I can get up the gumption to do the thing.

Sorry! :bow:

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feat. @arachn0philia

"I love you."

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" ... alcohol or pain killers for headaches ... "

[ladiesofhell]

"I was going through a mid century crisis! It really wasn't my fault!" She tilted her head. "This will probably make me even MORE of a dumb ass for asking but.. Why do they hate you?" Wow straight to the point this one!

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" ... I married my wife, Emily, in 1838. Had Abigail in '40, Elijah in '42. I was happy, even considered giving up my wings. Well, Daddy-O didn't appreciate that, so in the cholera epidemic of 1855 ... Emily died. I was forced to watch my kids become orphans, and when they were grown and realized they were immortal Nephilim ... well, rest is history."