Not Porn

He/She/They ~ my Bacon number is 2

[justsomeguycore]

2023

LOCATE THE WHIMSY

IF NONE, CREATE THE WHIMSY

MAINTAIN THE WHIMSY

[sexedplus]

This isn’t what I usually write about, but I think it’s important.

[theconcealedweapon]

[realdengxiaoping]

if you are in the united states you cannot choose to stand at a location

[marshlings]

the challah was a challenge but i finished it!! 🥐🍞 pattern by yula

[swaglet2-deactivated20230103]

all werewolves are female coded. males have no business relating to werewolves. there is no secret animalistic form you transform into in order to go crazy. thats just you all the time you dont have to hide it. werewolves are all girls

[sleeplessv0id]

what doesn't kill you makes you weird at intimacy

[feministyaoi-moved]

women need to become more comfortable just saying “i don’t really care about that”

[geddyqueer]

there is this thing called a "kitty cat". and you can get one for inside your home, and it will sit on all of your surfaces, and you can pet it.

[sodacidity]

hey ferrari your horses aren’t looking too good

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this will be the year I finally convince everyone to abandon New Year's resolutions in favour of Yule Boasting, the clearly superior tradition

[dragon-in-a-fez]

allow me to explain. Yule boasting is an old Norse tradition of getting shitfaced at the winter solstice feast and standing up to proclaim all the great, infamous, and wildly improbable deeds you will perform in the coming year. can range from an unlikely but technically possible claim, like "I'm going to rob 300 banks", to something you'd have to bend the laws of the universe to actually accomplish, like "I'm going to punch a god in the dick and steal his horse". these are not plans. they're not even goals. they're the things you'd do in a self-insert superhero fanfic. and honestly all I want this holiday season is for a bunch of friends to go all in on this nonsense with me and hype ourselves up in ways previously unimaginable

[oliverhayes1]

🌿 Help Me Save This Little Cat’s Life 💛

Donate to A Campaign to Save a Street Cat in Urgent Need of Medical, organized by Oliver Hayes

A Campaign to Save a Street Cat in Urgent Need of Medical Car… Oliver Hayes needs your support for A Campaign to Save a Street Cat in Urge

A few days ago, I came across a street cat in very poor health… she was exhausted, fragile, and her face was covered with painful infections and ulcers. I couldn’t walk away and leave her like that, so I took her home to give her a real chance at life—a warm place, safety, and proper care. 🐾

But her condition needs urgent treatment, and the exams, medications, and care for her infections add up to about $2000, which includes:

• Full medical examinations

• Antibiotics and infection treatment

• Cleaning and treating facial ulcers

• Medications and veterinary follow-ups

• A safe environment for her recovery

I truly believe she deserves this chance… and any support—even tiny—makes a huge difference in her life. 🙏💛

If you can help or even just share the post, I would be incredibly grateful.

Together, we can save a small soul who deserves to live. 🌿🐱

[sourcreammachine]

children are annoying but you have to forgive them. like they just got here

[dearbisexual]

going to start researching sheep breeds that are like endangered or need conservation and then seek out their wool to use, preferably buying directly from the herders, so i can support them

[dearbisexual]

i found a farm that has Navajo-Churro sheep and sells their wool as roving and yarn directly to the public, along with several other uncommon breeds :) website here

[dearbisexual]

holy shit theres a lot of small farms out there with heritage breed sheep n other animals selling their fiber!!

[dearbisexual]

re: your tags, totally fine to reblog!! there's a whole database of farms im looking at now on the Livestock Conservancy website!! here's the link, all you have to do is select "yarn" or "fiber" from this drop down menu

and it'll give you contact info and websites to A BUNCH of small farms selling their heritage breed fiber directly!! you can also look up by animal breed if you want a specific kind of fiber like, say Navajo-Churro

it's AWESOME!! many of these farms seem to be certified by the Conservancy and the Conservancy itself seems to be like a good nonprofit

[botchallthethings]

Shave 'em to save 'em!

[jeannepompadour]

Ame no uzume no mikoto (goddess of dawn, mirth, meditation, revelry and the arts in the Shinto religion of Japan) by Kajita Hanko (1870-1917)

[ozempicofficial]

[goatsandgangsters]

an interesting linguistics find! so I'm reading this text from 1908 and it keeps referencing "hp" in the context of "not being at full hp" "applying your full hp to a task" etc

and I'm like....... okay that is a perfectly normal way to describe energy and reads totally clear to me, but I KNOW you don't mean hit points/health points which is the first place my brain goes, so what are YOU using hp to mean

and it's not explained in-text, which means it was common enough to not warrant explanation to the 1908 audience, so gotta look elsewhere

horsepower. turns out it's horsepower.

and I'm absolutely FASCINATED that a commonly used initialism from 1908 now stands for something different AND YET the contextual meaning is still the same to a 21st-century reader

I could hand this guy my nintendo switch and he'd be like, ah yes I understand, this ''''pokemon'''' loses horsepower throughout the fight

language is amazing

[andromedasummer]

"There's no racing in heaven because all drivers go to hell." is hands down the funniest thing Niki Lauda ever said.

[ceruleanstudy-deactivated202601]

So true bestie