with a grin as wide as the truth

danni, she/they, 30+ 🇵🇭 🧡🤍💗 (18+ but mostly sfw) --- GhM Zine Fuck Yeah Grasshopper! DGS spoiler & Holmes/Watson sideblog fanfic @ Ao3

[fleshdyke]

when i get to heaven the real gun emoji will be there waiting for me

[wonderarium]

this sewing pattern just touched me while i was in the middle of reading it

[hbmmaster]

usa: united states of america

usb: universal serial bus

usc: university of southern california

usd: united states dollar

use: now this one's just a normal verb

[ymutate]

Kenneth Blom (Norwegian, b. 1967)

Run, 2020

[kabber]

[wizzard890]

[postarcadian]

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

[beamkatanachronicles]

like I can't believe they're doing this to me, a time theft baddie, for ALMOST ALL OF PRIDE

[beamkatanachronicles]

lowkey feels like my job is playing chicken with me: either they're trying to kamuistock activate me into a manager or theyre intimidating me into burning out and quitting before they lay me off and have to pay severance

[beamkatanachronicles]

like im trying not to catastrophize here but they're making me report my tasks hourly for a few weeks, "not for performance reasons but to see where we can streamline" which either means im getting laid off, someone else is getting laid off, or they're going to start forcing me to use ai to make things faster or some shit. its been years my team has never had to do this. its never felt this bleak at work man

[qr0mi]

[beamkatanachronicles]

lowkey feels like my job is playing chicken with me: either they're trying to kamuistock activate me into a manager or theyre intimidating me into burning out and quitting before they lay me off and have to pay severance

[64mpg]

“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience

[64mpg]

the target audience of all of my posts is me

[xrd]

I need to edit this so the cat also has a beer hold on

[xrd]

[bakemeats]

i hate you and i never wanna see you again!!

[menacingmushroom99]

no i’m not obsessed with that character because of romantic or sexual attraction. I am obsessed because they’re my little silly. my best friend. my pal.

[lakevida]

does getting cursed by a witch show up in drug tests

[velvetys]

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars