I want to play video games, but I am so lazy that I want them to play themselves for me.
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I want to play video games, but I am so lazy that I want them to play themselves for me.
The Elder Scrolls VI: Skyrim
marshlights, I love you for posting this.
So who else wants to spend all day playing video games instead of being a responsible adult with house cleaning and kids to go wake up?
Scientist Salarian — Mass Effect 2 vs. Mass Effect 3
I'm crying now. I need to stop floating around the Mass Effect tag. I'm going to go curl up with my coffee and blanket and die.
but there
essentially is
a canon shepard
and it’s male shepard
i mean, it took until the third game to get fem!shep on...
When I sneeze, it sounds like elephant porn: archetypagames: apostitutes: but thereessentially isa canon…
The great thing about these games is that you can make him/her anybody you want. Don't want your character to be white male space marine? Then don't leave him that way. You have the power to change his gender, his color, hell even his background story.
I have been gone for a long time. My children broke my computer, and it took me over a month to get it fixed. And also, I have two one year olds, so I don't have a whole lot of time for stuff.
I'm still unhealthily addicted to Mass Effect. We got the trilogy (thank God, PS3 standard starting options are shit) and I blew through it just so I could see. I'm trying to play as Male Shep, but I CANNOT STAND HIS VOICE.
I finally got to play Borderlands 2. Hurray! I also have finished Dishonored. Anything else I've done? Probably, but not a lot of time to game. The kids and the husband are gone right now.
What's up?
if you're on PSN I'm adriarchetypa, add me.
but there
essentially is
a canon shepard
and it’s male shepard
i mean, it took until the third game to get fem!shep on the box
and the rumored (is it still rumored or?) mass effect movie is starring male shep
so don’t tell me there’s not a canon male shep.
there kind of is.
If you don't change ANY settings when you start it, and just start, it starts as MaleShep. He is the canon character.
Now that the boys are asleep I'm going to splash some vodka into a cup of mello yello and get my ass whomped on Mass effect multiplayer.
So in a few weeks I will purchase the Mass Effect Trilogy
Aside from the demos I’ve never played the actual games before. I played it’s sister series Dragon Age however. I looked at some clips and Kasumi looks badass.
Any advice for me?
Yeah, don't get attached to the characters. Or else you'll be a sobbing puddle of depression and broken feelings at the end of it all.
Waiting for the first Mass Effect game to install, because I'm going to tear that shit up. Also, I hate that the PS3 automatically has Wrex as dead. So on the computer, I will make sure that does not happen.
Hell ya.
If I were to tell you that I haven't been playing Little Big Planet all day, I would be lying.
Lucien Lachance's voice (Wes Johnson) makes me think dirty sexy thoughts. Not gonna lie.
You assholes who keep telling me that New Vegas isn't that glitchy need to shut the fuck up.
I have had to restart every game since I got the damn thing (the day it came out), and I even have it on a different platform now, because of a stupid game ruining (not necessarily game breaking, but sometimes) glitch that prevents me from being able to move on.
It's incredibly annoying.
I haven't been on in quite awhile. I have been amazingly busy. I still haven't found a damn job, not a permanent one anyhow. I got a temp job for the Christmas season but it doesn't start until November.
My sons turned 1 a week and a day ago, and I've been recovering from their birthday and the tornado it tore through my house.
I haven't been much for games lately. I think I might buckle down and finish Infamous, or Little Big Planet. Or start Ico.
I dunno. Or maybe I'll start Rage. Who knows. My sons are sleeping right now so it's the perfect time.
I couldn't not reblog this.
A haiku about Mario Kart
Are you kidding me Who the fuck threw that red shell I will fuck you up
Bahahahahahahah!