true gaymers play overcooked

tristen / 29 / gay trans Texan in Seattle/ vegan hippie / chef

[hungwy]

Dogs are machines that turn normal toys into wet yucky toys

[wowhead]

[floof9000]

I adore her little flaps

[buried-in-stardust]

OP: Another year has passed, time to make another natural freezer

[eng by me]

[alexaloraetheris]

This is brilliant but the energy sticker at the end KILLED me.🤣

[targetedknowledge]

[sapropel]

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

[thatsoup]

Developing new spiders here

[geopsych]

This is an adorable thing that cardinal couples do. Most birds only feed their young this way but cardinals feed their mates as part of their bonding rituals.

[geopsych]

[bunjywunjy]

WIFE! A BUG FOR YOU, OPEN UP

[suigintou]

blew a .15 blood mana on the breathalyzer at a necromancy checkpoint and the guardsman demanded to search my carriage trunk for skeletons. needless to say i went for his crossbow

[tatters-the-bat]

Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

oh okay

[heatherwitch]

My resolution last year was to do one thing before bed that would make my morning feel easier, and that’s become a daily habit that I’m carrying into this new year.

Some nights even filling up the kettle and setting an empty mug out for my morning tea felt hard. But I was always thankful for it in the morning.

Other nights, one thing would lead to another, and I’d wake up in a clean house with everything ready to go.

And, on a rare few nights, the one thing that I could do to make my morning easier was going straight to bed and allowing myself to rest.

What stayed the same each day is that I would take a moment to think of what I could do for my future self and do it, even after a hard day. And I would wake up knowing that I had done my best and any effort—no matter how small—was a kindness to myself.

[one-bite-is-undercover]

I’ve been doing a lot of “a treat for future me” moments lately.

[heatherwitch]

That’s a great way to look at it, and I love this artist! (Anna-Laura: instagram / website)

[idionymon]

[theinternetarchive]

from 'kaffe's classics: 25 favorite knitting patterns for sweaters, jackets, vests, and more' kaffe fassett, pub. 1993.

[guerrillatech]

[b1rd1e]

tmi doesn't exist to me. I love information

[b1rd1e]

This is what TMI means to me

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[dicksmasher]

[i-give-out-dogs]

Belgian Shepherd

[dicksmasher]