Just learning magic

I try to make potions sometimes too

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george to lenny at the end of of mice and men:

hey lenny... it says gullible on the ceiling!

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ween and they might be giants were some of the last bastions of white music culture. now theres nothing

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ive got 99 problems and hiking 45 miles with someone i met hiking the cdt who seems normal at first turns out to be schizophrenic and thinks people are following him because he broke up with his girlfriend 13 years ago and "she cant get over it" and now she sends people across the country to harass him so that he will get back together with her turns out to be one of them

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this quaker fellows lost his GODDAMN MIND

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sometimes i imagine im being chased by bears.

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URGENT!!! IN NEED OF HELP!!!

Can anyone help me rectify this situation:

I tried to make a love potion using my condensed scent, as the recipe from Charlon Maxtorn's book, The Potions of the Western Matlin Grasslands recommends, and, as it turns out i smell very similar to a kortma hound.

I hope you are smart enough to deduce whats going on without me having to spell it out. Anyway, the book contains no potion to reverse the effects. Any advice welcome.

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waffles on easter sunday.

dont go to church its borimg, and the cookies are kinda stale

jesus christ (my cock) has risen this morning, against my will.

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my favorite form of vandalism is following people who cut me off in traffic and putting student driver stickers on their bumper

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my pronouns are uhhh/ummm

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big news. doible yolk

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super season checks micks

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youtube video: "hey im a full time voice actor...."

my comment: " yea you look like a full time voice actor".

yes i am a hater but also a coward

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im on a sandwich diet. if i sand wich i eat it.

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evesdroppin on witches in the tavern talking about potion recipes. they dont know im writing down their secrets.

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parking my gas guzzling 1976 ford f150 in the electric vehicle charging space

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growing out my pubes so i can make a handlebar mustache