Archi/Noah/Terry

L'âne, le roi et moi, nous serons morts demain. L'âne de faim, le roi d'ennui, et moi d'amour - 26 - they/it

[archibaldtuttle]

Hello and welcome to whatever this is

If you're new here, here's the important information

- I am bad at tagging

- I reblog both very cute and very gross things so be ready for that

- Fuck TERFs

- I already have enough partners do not try to date me I am too busy

- I do not like people thirsting in my DMs. I will not answer. If you want to thirst send anons like a normal person

- send me asks about films! I'm a post-production technician and I love talking about it. also see discussions of film on #film talk

- If we are mutuals I am making hot chocolate for you and adding marshmallow bears in it

- I offer tarot readings for 5$ (three cards) or 10$ (five cards) - DM me for info - paypal at this address

[puddox]

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

[yuriinullification]

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

[demilypyro]

lately i feel like the world is conspiring to put tragic characters in my vision that tell me the way i feel about myself is wrong

[demilypyro]

yeah sure these characters who feel like nothing and repeatedly lash out are still deserving of love or whatever. but not me

[demilypyro]

whatever

[demilypyro]

I'm nothingburger

[demilypyro]

I'm nothingburger

[skyliine]

[abwwia]

Hilma af Klint - Group IX/SUW, The Swan, No. 9, 1915

[teaboot]

So wild how so many shows on TV has like.... campus police, or a small-town sheriff who runs a tight ship, or cheerleaders and stuff

And how so many of them share the same vocabulary, like "Freshmen" and "Sorority" and "FBI"

Do you think they all take place in the same universe

[teaboot]

Hey guys this is my AmeriVerse OC, his name is Tanner Michaels and he is a Senior in a Frat House at Townsville College- Go Tigers!

His girlfriend Amanda has a cheerleading scholarship and is the Vice President of her sorority, and is so good at Hazing Freshies!

Campus Police are always trying to ruin his good time, but he knows he can count on his good friends Hunter and Cooper to secure him some Illegal Marijuana 😉

This year, he's telling his parents Mark and Joanne that he's going skiing with Amanda and her parents- little do they know, he is spending Spring Break in Mexico with his Boys!

But wait- what's that? Crime Scene Investigation Federal Agents Chris Smith and Jack James, here to investigate an Urban, Inner-City Terrorism?

Sorry Tanner, it looks like Hunter and Cooper are going to be Living La Vida Loca without you THIS time. Special Agents Smith and James are sending YOU to Marine Fighter Boot Camp, to become the perfect Spring Break Special Agent!

Will Tanner be able to get his act together in time to Protect and Serve under His Nation's Best And Brightest? Or will he Fail to Protect the Greatest Country On Earth?

This April, watch Agent Spring Break!

Disney Direct TV

[salubri-outcast-art]

Taz, a Moabosarus.

[princecroutons]

does croutons know how to count to 4

his mind is unburdened by the concept of basically everything

[teaboot]

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

[teaboot]

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

[teaboot]

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

[diosapate]

[oidial]

No genre of image better then inflatable pool toy character in the woods/nature. I couldn't tell you why but it always delights me! LOL

I had a whole collection of these type of images on my old phone, RIP!!!

[polari]

mind you before sinners we didn’t have definitive proof that it was possible to successfully make a movie in 2025

[pissvortex]

Christians when they die and go to science instead of heaven

[lakemojave]

Bloodborne is just Dark Souls but wet

[lakemojave]

Dark Souls is defined by its absence of anything resembling life. Miyazaki made a world that is almost utterly devoid of growth or flourishing at all. Everything is in the final stages of rot and decay, reduced to the cracking skeleton of what it once was. And not just metaphorically; the stone and grass and trees and just...everything about it are so terribly dry.

Bloodborne though? Bloodborne is fuckin dripping wet. The stone in central yharnam? Wet. The bosses? Wet. The weapons? Wet. The combat? Wet. The plot points? Wet. The way it's so utterly obsessed with liquid, fresh death, gore, and a city in the midst of ruin, rather than having died off long ago? Wet.

[iamalivenow]

[baddyzarc]

If you wanna know the state of Yugioh TCG collecting in the wake of Overframes in the core game…

[baddyzarc]

The situation is so funny man

Basically, Mr grifter announced that he might be getting into the collecting side of yugioh, which would lead to the scalping hell that now plagues the Pokémon and One Piece TCGs

As a joke, MBTYugioh gave them pointers on what to “invest in”, recommending some of the WORST shit products that this game released in the years

He then followed up with a tongue-in-cheek, clearly trolling video recommending shit like Legendary Duelists sets, Duelist of Deep and Synchro Storm, and the Platinum cards, and exclusive COINS before ending the video with “Don’t invest in yugioh. You will lose money due to this game’s reprint policies”

Like, it was very obvious for anyone with half-a-brain cell and is familiar with Yugioh that the video is a joke

BUT a bunch of scalping bots took the video at face value and bought out these doodoo, worthless products immediately after his fuckass video came out

Now they’re sitting on unsellable trash. 100% deserved, I hope everyone whose trying to grift this game like Pokémon loses their money

[themainspoon]

Yu-Gi-Oh fans really saw the scalpers coming and said "You've activated my trap card".

[taylornprice]

I made some new stickers!! They're in my shop!

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]