archie what's archie

your area's number 5 riverdale podcast, available on spotify! hosted by ruby, (he or she), katya (she/they), grace (any pronouns), and leo (he/any)

[archiesweirdpodcast]

Listen to this episode from Archie's Weird Podcast on Spotify. yes we are. television's first ever gay failmarriage must be addressed, and w

we're kangs people now. kangs people. we'll make mountain goats edits for the kangs. over two months too late, listen to us discuss mad men, gossip girl, bbcs sherlock (ONLY FLEETINGLY.), psychological concepts, succession and the general tv failmarriage cinematic universe, how this happened to his buddy eric, classic doctor who, and riverdale i guess.

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if you are in nyc and free on friday (11/11/22) go see archie’s weird parody by friend of the pod neil!!! :D

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i just streamed a bunch of episodes of ur pod and its so fun!!! will you ever catch up/start up again? id love to hear ur guys talk abt the jughead paradox :))

hello!! i'm glad 2 hear u like it!! we like recording, but for various reasons haven't been up to record as a group for a while. i'd love to start up again at some point, but at present we don't have any concrete plans to do so

[bleachersgirl]

i get normie straight girl riverdale memes as suggested posts on instagram a lot bc i follow some of the cast and i’m gonna be honest sometimes they’re funny as fuck

[thelivingend]

the difference between riverdale and other tv shows is that riverdale is good

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very much enjoyed the description of Brett and Jughead’s relationship as “reverse evil a separate peace” thank you all for your service

does not surprise me in the slightest that this has been said but where who said that?? genius sentiment from im guessing grace or leo. u are welcome 

[thejugheadparadox]

"How long do you think we can sit here, before we have to move?"

[archiesweirdpodcast]

we've been radio silent for like a month by accident because we agreed to take our time and do the eps for 8-10 over the hiatus and then we didnt make posts. so thats what we're doing we'll make our recap eps for 5x08-5x10 during the hiatus and shit :)

[jaketism]

sigh.

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Listen to this episode from Archie's Weird Podcast on Spotify. confused about what that title means? aha we've got you now you HAVE to listen. we discuss the queerbait, the weed war, the mothman and the ugly of portrait of a riverdale on fire

we really really liked this episode and, reflecting that, our discussion of it is incredibly incoherent <3 listen to us talk about the hawaiian front, the movie parasite, fun home, mr peanut, mad men, varchie joint slay child labour law violations, citizen kane, extensive mothman exposition, and riverdale i guess!

[thejugheadparadox]

“If it’s 7 years, then 7 years I’m waiting for you.”

[archiesweirdpodcast]

re: the great gatsby discussion in the latest episode, have you guys seen the you belong with me amv from the baz luhrman movie: https://youtu.be/KYq3Y6vwrTs

considering i now strongly associate that song w/ jughead, watching this kinda killed me

oh my god i never actually watched it but im p sure grace has talked about it before and im obsessed with the idea. wait update i just started watching and its SO fucking funny. overall my thoughts on the matter r that as amazing as jarchie you belong with me is, we should be talking more about JUGCHIE you belong with me, a video that plausibly could have been made by roberto aguirre-sacasa - katya xxx 

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Listen to this episode from Archie's Weird Podcast on Spotify. in a graceless and godforsaken land, we take a really really long time navigating this one episode of riverdale and also the plot of the lion king.

our 5x06 after show is up, a week or so late and without grace :( but its up nonetheless! we discuss the plot of the lion king, what if jughead lived in [redacted for leo's privacy], the great gatsby, hamlet, and dead poets society, which makes it sound a lot more intellectual than it is

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Listen to this episode from Archie's Weird Podcast on Spotify. definitely not at all late, we talk about homecoming (they came home they really did it). see you all in the reddit forum about homoerotic subtext in the outcasts by forsythe jones iii

yes this is about 5x5 and not actually the most recent episode, we’re trying okay? anyways listen to us discuss supernatural fanfiction, wonderwall by oasis, gossip girl, the book the outsiders (duh), SUCCESSION, and riverdale i guess!

[thejugheadparadox]

kevins annoying gay students totally teach him lgbt buzzwords and he loves it and immediately starts wildly misusing them. hes like veronica have you ever thought its sort of problematic that your dad is a gay-coded villain? gets home to fangs like honey have you heard of this thing called queerbaiting? oh hi sweet pea you should probably put on a shirt hahaha!!

[thejugheadparadox]

guys… veronica said to archie “im sure youve had a swarm of lovers”.. LOVERS. like i KNOW shes just using a gender neutral word bc shes crazy and talks like that but god… anyone else would say girlfriends. not our ronnie tho she knows something

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it's 2021, listeners, haven't you heard? and jughead has a chest tattoo now, so, like, we have to talk about that, amongst other things.

hiiiii omg riverdale has jumped into the present and we’re right there with it, discussing dante’s inferno, the second civil war that’s about weed, lynette “squeaky” fromme, girl bret easton ellis, fifty shades of grey, uncut gems, silence of the lambs, every other movie ever, and riverdale i guess! enjoy