"is commie a slur?"

i can excuse riverdale but i draw the line at markwardo

[renolunio]

alexithymia cat

[glowcowboy]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be weird and strange and silly

[bumblebeebats]

Why is it that every time I google something like "Are olives poisonous to cats" the top results are always like "Fun fact: Cats are carnivores! This means that they eat meat. There is no reason to include olives in a cat's diet. You should feed your cat cat food, which is dry or wet food especially designed for cats. You can purchase this at a store." like is there a single person alive on the planet who's googled "Are blueberry muffins safe for cats" because they're planning on switching their cat to a muffin-only diet??? No, I'm asking because the little bastard somehow popped open the packet while I was putting away the groceries and dragged one under the couch before I could react and now I need to know if I should call the after-hours vet. "Cats should not eat spaghetti." NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!!!! "Try to keep human food away from cats." i live in a studio apartment with a completely silent and permanently hungry apex predator who has the intelligence of a toddler and the desperate Machiavellian cunning of a creature who spent his formative months on the streets. He can already open doors and he is this 👌 close to learning how to open the microwave. He is stronger than me and covered in knives. So im gonna do my best but for the moment i just need you to tell me whether this yoghurt is going to kill my son y/n

[spectralhauntings]

I've been using the pet poison hotline's poison list cause it has a search function. It also tells you whether something is mildly, moderately, or severely toxic which can be very handy! It doesn't contain like everything but it might be a good place to start, it also includes plants for fellow houseplant lovers <3

Explore Pet Poison Helpline®s vast knowledge on poisons by reviewing our pet poison list. Explore our top 10 poison and holiday poison lists

[littlemousling]

For plants specifically, there’s also a wildly detailed set of posts and listings about toxicity on the old, wonderful, Plants Are the Strangest People blog

[raven-bythesea]

More fun designing Krenyrr

[rawstrap]

"!!" is its own word to me

[rhinestoneintherough]

 Opened the parade with Dykes on Bikes, riding through thousands of people flying our own  little fuck you to  the military recruiters at SF pride this year. 

[typoraccoon]

fish :3

I quite like drawing with kidpix

[talkingheadsfan]

opened up twitch for a second and gasped at what greeted me

[powblock]

[urie]

my québécois dog: barque! barque! barquebarque!

[urie]

my québécois dog: barque! barque! barquebarque!

[not100bees]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[remcadll]

Sorry I haven't been posting hockey season is really getting to me this year. Here's self-indulgent interest crossover JT

MISC ⬇️

Putting Jason in hockey in a sports au* also let's you give him facial scars because there are so many opportunities to get them such as a slapshot puck to the face or falling onto a skate in a dogpile or even just a regular fistfight ❤️

*This is less of a sports au and more of a Jason never meets batman and gets into hockey au. Dick & Bruce are still vigilantes in this world

Went through multiple red variants because I wanted to give him a red helmet & I liked the colour combo more but Gotham would probably choose a cooler/greyish palette for their miserable city 😞 it can be the alternate jersey

Also added a neck guard because Jason will not be getting his carotid artery sliced in this universe 👍

[robinblade]

calder trophies

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

[feldfrog]

If I was a tree, I would use my mycelium network to spread lies for clout

[birdmans]