I'm Archie

[hayley-adler]

Depends on what the terms are here? If I help you clean your room, what do I get freshmen?

[archietownsend]

I can offer you a pint? Or maybe you could do it for the quality bonding time. I'm willing to negotiate. 

[hayley-adler]

Suuuuure. Why don’t you con your roommate into helping?

[archietownsend]

Ha, that's not going to happen. So why don't I con you into helping instead? I'd owe you one.

[hayley-adler]

How did you manage such a feat? 

[archietownsend]

Well, it involved me doing stupid crap I'd rather not mention. But nobody was hurt, and that's all that counts, yeah?

[erinheathcote]

Get off your lazy arse and clean up. You make us Irish look bad.

[archietownsend]

Or us Irish can stick together, and you can clean up for me? If you do, maybe I'll return the favor later and clean your room, you know, when I take a break from making the Irish look bad and all.

[holden-mcmillan]

Why in God’s name would somebody spend their time cleaning anybody’s room but their own? There’s paid help out there to do that. 

[archietownsend]

Out of the kindness of their hearts. Sometimes people like to do nice things for others, shocking innit? I guess I could pay someone, but it'd only be with the loose change in my pocket.

[archietownsend]

I've already made a complete mess of my room, anyone feelin' generous enough to clean it for me?