Arrrrchiiieee

Role Play Character. Do not follow me if you are not a role play character, too. Do you see how this works yet? Archimedes Tiberius Mallone aka Archie. Unicorn. All around funny guy. Huge nerd. Arwen's husband. Hobbit.

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Why are there so many porn sites following me? Like, the hell? 

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Been a while...

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Where are my people?

Seriously? Where are they?

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What what?

What?

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Do not fucking read Outlander unless you want to be depressed and fall into a terrible funk. That book is fifty shades of fucked up and then some. 

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pennyvioletcamden replied to your post:Food.

bring esme lucy and I food be a gentlemen.

No way.

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Food.

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Everybody's so fucking upset over the Dave/Blaine thing and I'm all like..I fucking ship that shit. 

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Fuckin' people trying to fuckin' rip me off on fuckin' book covers.

I will fuckin' end you. 

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Food. 

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They're intended. 

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I like cotton candy. It makes my mouth sticky.

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royalheartx replied to your photo

Gimmie the flowers.

But they're mine. 

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You can't post shit like that.