And I will be your slave

[distance-does-not-matter]

girl who started a load on laundry: I’m gonna change my life I’m gonna clean my whole house I’m gonna go on a walk

[butchcody]

IMPORTANT POLL BELOW

If person A is wearing the strap, and person B is riding them cowboy style, is Person A topping or bottoming?

Person A is topping

Person A is bottoming

Voting ended onJun 4

Reblogs for visibility are welcome 🙏

[softhe4rted]

self-compassion: an antidote to shame mb

[catchymemes]

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[official-mugi]

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

[just-things-i-enjoy]

Him face

[luccorvus]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

[catsbeaversandducks]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

[datlokibumtho]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (3)

[datlokibumtho]

Reblogging him face again for good luck in 2025.

[iamtotallycool]

Reblogging him face for good luck in 2026

[apolladay]

Bring the hyperspecific poll trend back?

Currently have two fridges in the house within viewing distance of each other

Have never broken a bone but have dislocated both knees

Currently the 9 o’clock hour (am or pm)

The closest object to the left is a water bottle

Own exactly 9 hats

Will be moving in the next month

Have never had someone accurately guess my age

Was once ironically gifted a 1.5 foot stuffed Jesus Christ

Once flew cross country with no notice for a concert on a whim

Some of these (which?)

All of these (??)

None of these

Remaining time: 3 days 7 hours

[thiagonm]

Paul Jenkins, Phenomena Shattered Glass, 1972

[dankxsinatra]

[drtanner]

The cat is so stoked to be there??? What a little star. 💜

[dogpuppy]

[machinot]

Scientists have found that if you get 8 hours of sleep and are still tired during the day it’s because your soul is cursed and your body doesn’t think you deserve happiness. There is no cure or treatment

[seekingstars]

HOW’S THAT HOUSE THAT RAISED YOU? - Lev St. Valentine

[depsidase]

[bowieography]

[thegentlemanstar]

this site gets accused of being way too usamerican a lot but i wonder what the actual proportion is

are you usamerican

yes

no

some other nuanced answer (pls elaborate in the tags i’m nosy)

Remaining time: 7 hours 30 minutes

[grendelsmilf]

a boyfriend is a type of parasite that lives in a beautiful woman’s house and drains her life force