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⸺ SWERVE STRICKLAND . 34 . mogul . multi-hyphenate . most dangerous man .

answers to swerve. stephon, only if you’re close enough to get away with it. a brooding figure inside the ring and a confident yet humble individual outside of it. hardened by time spent in the military and setbacks that could’ve broken him, he’s always hustling to stay sharp, to stay hungry, to level up in every aspect of his life. still, the playful spark and charm never faded. he’s the type to lift others up and give the kind of pep talks that stick with you. he leads by example without needing the spotlight to do it, but he won’t lie; getting the recognition that’s long overdue feels pretty damn good.

Oh, that would be cute. Maybe I'll wear an extra cute little dress that night to give it more of a nostalgic homecoming feel when you pick me up for the show. & I don't mind those kinds of rumors. So, as long as they don't bother you then ... I'd say we'll be just fine. Might even give them something to really talk about when I lay a big fat smooch on your mouth in the parking lot. ACTUALLY .... 🥰 that was part of the plan. You see, I'll use my room on the second deck as closet space, and where I'll get ready for the day -- so most of my stuff won't be cluttering up your our room. Isn't that wonderful?

if i could have it my way, i’d just follow you around for the next few months until i gotta get back to work. even then, i’ll still find a way. only way you’re not gonna see me is if you decide you’re sick of me.

wait– you’ve never been on a hayride? that’s wild. make me a list of every single thing you haven’t done yet and i’ll start checking them off with you. universal, too. i don’t like spooky dudes yelling and running at me, but i’ll hold your hand when it gets dumb.

also: heads up. i pride myself on giving damn good christmas gifts, so start your wishlist early.

allelitewrestlings

#【 𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝕮𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖉𝖓’𝖙 𝕭𝖊 𝕸𝖊 】 ➤ visage.

getting to swing people around has been the highlight of my night. even if i got vertigo and almost fell on my ass.

when are you not laid out somewhere? every clip i see, you’re out here tossing yourself around like you don’t even value your spine.

Oh, that would be cute. Maybe I'll wear an extra cute little dress that night to give it more of a nostalgic homecoming feel when you pick me up for the show. & I don't mind those kinds of rumors. So, as long as they don't bother you then ... I'd say we'll be just fine. Might even give them something to really talk about when I lay a big fat smooch on your mouth in the parking lot. ACTUALLY .... 🥰 that was part of the plan. You see, I'll use my room on the second deck as closet space, and where I'll get ready for the day -- so most of my stuff won't be cluttering up your our room. Isn't that wonderful?

so that’s the angle – me as your personal space heater. can’t say i’m mad at it, but i see what you’re doing. only problem is you can’t be running around like that. not ’cause i’m bossing you, but because i absolutely will not be keeping my hands to myself.

as much as i love that you’re makin’ plans to keep me around for more events… we still got a month and a half till halloween and you’re already stressing me out. does this mean we’re hitting all the fall classics too? apple picking, pumpkin patches, hayrides… the whole checklist, or are we just wingin’ it? just so you know, i draw the line at haunted houses.

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I’m already fully decorated for Halloween, BRUV.

nvm maybe i spoke too soon. i’m already getting bullied into couples costumes so i could just be out there trick-or-treating with you

no one judge me but i’m hype we got secret lives of mormon wives lined up as the next bachelorette. it’s about to be messy and i’m fully here for it.

can you tell i’m bored?

i’ve got a soft spot for trash tv, can’t even lie. gonna blame my kids for that one. they made me watch one episode of the bachelor way back and suddenly i was hella invested. anyway, don’t remind me. i’m already losing my mind wanting to get back. been grinding through PT but it’s just not moving fast enough. oh and btw, you ladies have been killin’ it. screw it, they should just let you run at @hcngman for the title already.

no one judge me but i’m hype we got secret lives of mormon wives lined up as the next bachelorette. it’s about to be messy and i’m fully here for it.

can you tell i’m bored?

you’ve never seen it? not even once? no girl ever made you sit down and watch? figures. i forgot you’re basically living like a caveman, no clue what’s going on in the world.

no one judge me but i’m hype we got secret lives of mormon wives lined up as the next bachelorette. it’s about to be messy and i’m fully here for it.

can you tell i’m bored?

Oh, that would be cute. Maybe I'll wear an extra cute little dress that night to give it more of a nostalgic homecoming feel when you pick me up for the show. & I don't mind those kinds of rumors. So, as long as they don't bother you then ... I'd say we'll be just fine. Might even give them something to really talk about when I lay a big fat smooch on your mouth in the parking lot. ACTUALLY .... 🥰 that was part of the plan. You see, I'll use my room on the second deck as closet space, and where I'll get ready for the day -- so most of my stuff won't be cluttering up your our room. Isn't that wonderful?

we gotta rewind so i can do some over the top ask to homecoming. my real one was pretty tragic so i could go for a redo. as far as rumors go, they can talk all they want. i’ve got nothing to hide anyway. actually got a lot to brag about.

see, i knew it was gonna be a thing with the closet space again. how much do you really need? just pack like five swimsuits and call it a day. you wouldn’t hear me complain… especially if you model ‘em all for me first.

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I’m already fully decorated for Halloween, BRUV.

why do i get the feeling you still go trick-or-treating?

if your gym has a cardio cinema room... stop gatekeeping. i too want to watch the devil wears prada while doing my treadmill jog.

ha, i could get behind you as president. there’s worse things.

btw i promised mariah i’d swing by homecoming next week, so here’s hoping i see you there and we can actually catch up.

are we making #wcw a thing around here? cuz i already got mine lined up. @hotgirlgrapsx

#【 𝕸𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖛𝖔𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖊 𝖁𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖊 】 ➤ mariah.

if your gym has a cardio cinema room... stop gatekeeping. i too want to watch the devil wears prada while doing my treadmill jog.

just cause you got the pretty boy face card don’t mean the rest of us gotta throw on costumes to keep up with you. some of us are working with what god gave us 😤

if your gym has a cardio cinema room... stop gatekeeping. i too want to watch the devil wears prada while doing my treadmill jog.

you sure? i don’t know what they’ve got going on over in nxt these days… y’all could be running some secret furry club for all i know.

So ... do you want to come to Homecoming? It's next Tuesday at Full Sail. Figured it'd be a good way to steal some extra time with you before we go on the cruise. What's your room number, by the way? I'm curious about how close it is to mine ... @swerverealest

almost sounded like you were inviting me to high school homecoming for a second. kinda cute, not gonna lie. but yeah, i’m down to come out. you know the rumors are gonna fly the second i show up, right? just warning you before i cramp your style… though i’m sure you’d make it worth everyone talking.

oh, i’ve got it good. upper deck room, balcony and all. i’d say you’re welcome to stay with me, but i know you’re gonna have some comment about closet space. i’m not complaining about sneaking around the halls with you either, could be fun.

if your gym has a cardio cinema room... stop gatekeeping. i too want to watch the devil wears prada while doing my treadmill jog.

lemme know when you find it. i'm not too proud to run my fastest mile to la la land or some shit. next thing, gotta find where we can do this once i got working knees again.

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