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REBLOG BOT (kinda) ☆ Lord of the Lies ☆ ☆ Must reblog all before the void (this page doesn't exist) takes it ☆ ☆ Samsung 12/14 gravedigging ☆ ☆ I write stupid fanfic: ao3 ☆ ☆ Neme-sized hole in brain pleek send help (urgent) ☆

[rellbot]

2014 nemesis interview in slovenian

[archpseudos]

back on here with a message:

i will never reach any conscious experience better than staring at this image for every remaining frame of my life. put a gun to my head. i don't care. pull the trigger right now. it's fine. i'm okay. i have achieved everything there is to. i am at peace, finally.

dreams? ambitions? life expectancy? bullshit: splyce humanoid.

[archpseudos]

"wow u got me good with that one" "i'm getting paid nice flame"

never change marek

[rellbot]

crownie speaking slovenian to nemesis 1000 years ago when he didnt know nemesis was streaming

[rellbot]

"bard, wanna fuck" 🤨 "fuck with him on his red?" 😊

[archpseudos]

crownie said you "can't talk about league in slovenian" when asked if he and nemesis would form an alliance against the other players on lr and start speaking slovenian to single them out, and the implication that the only thing he and nemesis would ever possibly talk to each other about is league of legends + that being his not-so-indirect way of saying that they still speak english to each other in private is so funny to me like fuck they're such bitchless losers

can't speak mother tongue with guy i've known for ten years because saying rod of ages in slovene makes me cringe a little too hard mb

[hexburn]

a weapon has emotions and they are very cute emotions

[archpseudos]

Noticed how Crownie doesn't ever (or pretty rarely) address Nemesis by name, and I don't mean his legal name, not even Nemesis, god fucking forbid Neme.

Ofc, he does in game if he has to, but he tends to use "mid" or [champ name] more often, it's always you, hey you, when he's talking to Nemesis, he doesn't really have a problem saying it when Neme isn't there watching, when he refers to him to someone else, just never to his face (or ig in this case his VC idfk man)

It's curious bc Nemesis himself has no problem addressing Crownie by name (I do think he would rather kill himself than call him Juš but that is a whole other discussion about how every Slovene in the LEC harbors this deep-seated hatred for their native language), and he often does, and it often sounds like he's telling him off about something (Crownieeeee - yeah my bad - wait why did neme say that? - because I was flaming TT - you were getting too impatient - yeah you're right) and while it's not in a demeaning way and i don't think crownie minds at all i don't ever see him addressing Nemesis in the same way.

Feels like even though Crownie is older he looks to Nemesis as this older-brother(ish) sort of persona, and he lets him push him around just a little bit more than he lets everyone else, and he never says his name; maybe because they used to call each other something else when they met back in slovenian LANs and he forgot to form a new habit, maybe because he just can't bring himself to for one reason or another, it feels odd, like just the name is breaching some sort of contract with himself already

Anyway i'm just bullshitting out my ass if anyone who's actually been following them for longer than i have can correct me on this please do

[mikyx-daily]

this picture ruined my life

[boxenstopp]

c'mon. go in.

[rellbot]

idk what this screenshoti s for leave me alone

[archpseudos]

Neme picking Rekkles as his valentine i need to lie the fuck down someone hold my hand rn

[archpseudos]

madlions levels of idgafism

credit to @isomorphe for spawning the carzzyoya thoughts in my head i have become a better (relative) person since then

[isomorphe]

also am i allowed to get weird about targaliste or do we not talk about #that

[rellbot]

outside??????????????????

[razorkpng]

Day 23

[archpseudos]

Upset turns into an annoying little kid when Humanoid hasn't paid attention to him within the last 30 seconds and I think it's extremely cute and we as a society should look to investigate this..

In this essay I will-

Marek who gets easily overwhelmed, and Marek who loves his silence and his (fakeass) stoicism vs Elias whose passion project in life is to find the glorious middle ground between obnoxious enough to make you want to kill him and endearing enough that you would feel bad doing it, who would win that stupid game?

I love the subtle(-ish) stunts that Elias pulls to get Marek's attention and Marek's unwavering commitment to his bare minimum nonreactions, I love how his nonchalance rubs Elias just the wrong enough way to make him act silly about it but not enough to feel fully vindicated when Marek does give him the attention (please refer to: "you look great today Elias" - "[flustered as shit] why is he doing this?") and I love how they're both terrible at emotions and they're both sure they are so good, truly a joy to witness...

-Marek hi can you acknowledge me -No -Marek hi acknowledge me hello I'm here -No -Marek Marek Marek Marek M- -.... -Hi Marek may I pls have one shred of your attention -Ok fine I like you I think you're cool and funny and I mean it -[sounds of Elias malfunctioning] What the fuck not like that