AJ

24, Ace. 18+ Minors DNI She/Her/Hers

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[arcticdesertjoy]

Nuzlocke Tomodachi Life: LTD challenge:

Rules:

#1: At the start you are only allowed to make 6 miis. These are required by the tutorial. Other miis can only be made under certain conditions (rules 5/6/7)

#1.5: (Optional) mii creation is mostly free rein, but personalities must be decided by rolling a D10 for each stat. Knowing this, it might be best to roll for personality first and then choose who your mii is.

#2: Anytime a mii asks for something to eat, you must give them something new to try.

#3: Disliked foods Injure a mii, and they can only be healed by loved foods. While Injured, the mii must be exiled to a separate island (when possible), and you’re not allowed to respond to ponderings or interact with them (unless they’re asking for more food). Likewise, other miis are also not allowed to interact with them.

#4: Worst Ever foods (the animation is a mii hating the food so much they turn into a ghost) will kill your mii. Miis who’ve been given their worst ever food must be deleted from the island ASAP.

#5: When a mii discovers a favorite food, you may add a new mii to your island.

#6: Married miis are allowed to have children if they ask.

#6.5: (Optional) You’re not allowed to encourage ex-sweethearts to get back together, even if they ask for your input. For an extra challenge, you can also include when miis lose feelings or switch interest from one crush to another.

#7: Miis can be added to the island whenever a mii reaches level 25, 50 and 75.

#8: How involved you are in the mii’s life’s is up to you. However, If you choose to gift your mii clothes or a room without prompting and they dislike it, your mii will become Injured.

[arcticdesertjoy]

(Influencer voice) Hey babes!

Did you know you can make the best cookies with NO baking, NO sifting, NO mixing and NO mess and you probably have everything you need to make it at home?

Well you can (dumps out a tray of Oreos).

The recipe is in my description! (Links to doordash)

[wyrmwoodpyro]

🍄 Todd (from Mario) (from Drawfee)

[cherryhomo]

just wanted to share the National Down Syndrome Society’s message for this year’s World Down Syndrome Day (21st March) 💛💙

[naamahdarling]

Powerful message that lovingly includes multiple disabilities, united. I love this.

[kibbits]

[ID: Screenshot of the tiktok message from ndssorg that reads: This #World Down Syndrome Day (spaces for readability), we've joined forces with @/coordown and other international Down syndrome organizations to spread the powerful message: No Decision Without Us. 💪

People with disabilities deserve a seat at the table where decisions are made about their lives, their futures, and their rights. Let's work together towards a world where every voice is valued. # No Decision Without Us #WDSD25 /End ID]

[mariasklodowskastwixbar]

Not rbing this with alt text should be punishable by jury duty

[the-haiku-bot]

Not rbing this with alt

text should be punishable

by jury duty

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[fuckedelf]

Reheated fast food has all of tha nutrients I need to be sexually adventurous

[arcticdesertjoy]

I know that a lot of YouTubers/streamers have issues with having music claimed. I think it would be fantastic if there was a charity event where a bunch of content creators came together and each made some music for use in videos. And then to access the full, high quality playlist of the music to use in content creation people pay $5 or something (and ppl could also choose to pay more) and any profit gets donated to charity. It would definitely be more of an honor system thing, but it would be cool to have a big creator jam where for a week or so a bunch of streamers get online and just play around making music live.

[abosl-deactivated20201212]

*does the anime character with glasses thing*

[punkmonksteven]

Does that really work though?

What…?

[micropet-deactivated20150708]

that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!

ok here goes

NO

[nickdiminico]

Okay, there’s no way that works.

Let me try this out.

[rabbitrecycle-deactivated202206]

I’m kinda skeptical about this? Can it really make you anime.

Guss i’ll give it a shot

ABORT ABORT

[hootyhoocatsinsuits]

yeah right, like that really happens

hmmm….

maybe I should try-

HOLY SHIT

WHAT THE FU 

[alwaysinternalyscreeming]

No way this can’t be real

Hmm

Meh let’s try it

Ok one more small push and-

G’DAY !!!

WTF… tumblr I don’t know what magic you have…

But I’m not complaining *dosent work* SHIT!!!

[quixylvre]

Forever a classic

[sauragnmon]

Indeed, this should never die.

[da-7-kings]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

How do you feel about older teens like 16 or 17 year olds reading 18+ content?

????? you mean one of the most normal and tame things most teenagers do????? I was watching hardcore porn, borderline snuff films on some shady sites my friend found, when I was like 10. 13 at most. probably 10, I don’t know. but I definitely shouldn’t be watching it. I did anyway. with all of my classmates. in our classroom at our school. and I was not traumatized.

when my friends and I were 16-17 we were doing way, way more extreme shit than that. teenagers at that age typically have sex and do drugs. I’m not “encouraging them” to do it by making this response. but it’s simply a fact that a whole lot of teenagers age 16-17 are out there having sex and getting high.

believe me, reading silly smut at that age is the equivalent of a grown adult having a cup of coffee. I can’t imagine anything more normal for them to do than that.

[yushinosgirlblog]

T H I S. I discovered Bible Black at 14.

[arcticdesertjoy]

Same! But I think I was 12 (ish)

[memewhore]

[bananahomo]

I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said “might as well see if it works.” I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if you’re a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.

dude.

$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.

[minakittengaming]

This is huge. Sharing for my US friendos.

[zillyblog]

Hospitals like to hide these policies under a lot of successive links in obscure places, so if you don't see anything right away, keep looking! Get friends to help! Make it a scavenger hunt. A game where you're assassins sent to slit capitalism's throat

[dino-dancer]

@daysleftofsecondterm

[ahumanfromspace]

@daysleftofsecondterm

[callese]

refseek.com

www.worldcat.org/

link.springer.com

http://bioline.org.br/

repec.org

science.gov

pdfdrive.com

[growing-yet-into-magic]

Worldcat is my bestie and my one true love!! Not only does it tell you what library a book is at, but it also price compares different used book sites against each other for easy view! It's how I got Tarot For the Master for $10!!

[growing-yet-into-magic]

Oh, and since I have your attention: z-library (books and textbooks) and sci-hub (gatekept scientific journal articles.) I just ripped a textbook for class off z-library and snatched a required reading from sci-hub. Life is good and education should be accessible at every stage and station of life.

[mckitterick]

information wants to be free

[no-one-offical]

@thesightofthestarsmakemesmile

[beardedmrbean]

[j-tee]

SHAPE HELL

Yup.

[j-tee]

SHAPE HELL 2

[j-tee]

Shape hell 3

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing

[mediummarketpaperback]

HE HAD A SON NAMED

WHAT

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

Plorn

[mediummarketpaperback]

NICK I LOOKED IT UP AND SAW NOTHING OF THE SORT IS THIS A PRANK

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

technically his name was edward but everyone called him plorn

[mediummarketpaperback]

Edward “Plorn” Dickens. my god.

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

I have something worse

[mediummarketpaperback]

oh???

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

[mediummarketpaperback]

imagine getting stuck with the nickname Plorn

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

imagine getting sent to live in the Australian outback when you were sixteen

[mediummarketpaperback]

WHY WERE THEY SO CRUEL TO MY BOY PLORN

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

I have an answer to that one too

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

[cogentranting]

The face of a man whose father nicknamed him Plorn.

[elodieunderglass]

Born without a groove 😔

[linguisticparadox]

[telomeke]

With each addition to this, I find myself nodding and murmuring, "Mm hm. The Plorn Dickens."

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[prettycottonmouthlamia]

Is this a fucking joke????

[prettycottonmouthlamia]

This is what I mean about content labels existing as a way to control and suppress posts. I don't believe for a fucking minute this post was automatically assigned. But of course, their stupid fucking AI mod exists so now there's no accountability. The machine cannot make a decision :)

[longnuts]

Google how to fart louder

[violenceenthusiast]

what about a shapeshifter who’s bad at it. shapeshifter who can never quite get the nose right. shapeshifter who always makes flipped faces because they’re doing adjustments in the mirror. shapeshifter with same face syndrome. shapeshifter who always dips further into the uncanny valley than they want. shapeshifter who can mimic a single celebrity completely perfectly but struggles to recreate anyone else.

[arcticdesertjoy]

Shapeshifter who can only do the faces of strangers. The more the shapeshifter learns about and forms opinions about the person, the less and less accurate the replication. If the person they’re trying to target is a woodworker, the shapeshifter subconsciously adds more calluses and scars to their hands, etc etc.