"Well fuck"

Arcues | 17 | "Mate. The fuck?" | I swear more than the average human

[hakuteeth]

[frogmp3]

“Hozier liked”

[setheverman]

hey guys just got called out by new york magazine for personally helping the kremlin spread russian propaganda on tumblr

[setheverman]

hey guys just got called out by new york magazine for personally helping the kremlin spread russian propaganda on tumblr

[setheverman]

[ceasarslegion]

Drunk history except I get absolutely piss-faced and try to explain the plot of Assassin’s Creed

[mothguys-deactivated20230502]

you know what? i think i will

[i-am-a-fish]

hello fish, i love you, hope u have a good 2018

[just-shower-thoughts]

“You’re shit” and “You ain’t shit” are both insults

[writing-prompt-s]

Produce an emotionally moving one-sentence story.

[meltedbartsimpson]

hot dog fall out of bun directly into storm drain

[teetee-ali-xo]

guess what? i’m hilarious

[just-shower-thoughts]

Dora the Explorer is an explorer, yet has only been to mapped regions

[arcwolf50]

go Fuck yourself ?

Nay. Only if it's on a Tuesday and I don't have enough caffeine

[icanhelpyouthere]

Headcanon that McGonagall is offended on a personal level that Umbridge loves cats. 

[icanhelpyouthere]

This literally got 600 more notes just while I was at dinner what the fuck

[puppyvegeta-deactivated20190313]

How has nobody thought about this before tbh

[green-tea-and-baby-carrots]

Ok but imagine McGonagall in cat form prowling around the castle, in strategically chosen places so that Umbridge will come across her. 

Umbridge takes the cat back to her office and feeds it a little saucer of milk. The cat starts coming back to Umbridge’s office around the same time every night, until eventually Umbridge gets into a little routine of setting out a saucer of milk for the cat before bed.  McGonagall now has all the best secrets on Umbridge, all of the results of the evaluations, and most importantly, is in a perfect position to spy on the ministry for the Order of the Phoenix. 

All because Umbridge is obsessed with cats.

[soryualeksi]

The mental image McGonagall lapping up that milk while full of burning hatred for Umbridge amuses me in ways I can hardly describe.

[wrench-wench]

[boy-so-pale]

[jacksepticeyegifs]

When you can’t decide if you like a song or not

[5u5]

Outlast 2

[dramafreebegone]

Me playing Outlast2 like

[pr1nceshawn]

Life With Dogs.

[demon-hex]

[ @manduhs-things | @maireadgreum | @devilsdaughter2 ]

[regalgorgon]

My Rottweiler does the pillow and blanket thing and it’s adorable.

[australian-government-deactivat]

me?? using sarcasm as a defense mechanism???????? what?????