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Literally cartoonishly evil.
During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.
The fact that they were walking 1-3mph
His joy and whimsy at seeing this
His acknowledgement of it not being as interesting as the chase
His little "huh" cuz you know they told him to focus
GO OFF BESTIE
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person who posted the uterus tattoo blocked me for having this take
i thought this take would be so lukewarm but i guess not
This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.
When I lived in London there was a murder of crows that lived near me. I fed them often, they brought me presents (shiny rubbish and cigarette butts they found on the floor to thank me.)
When I moved, I’m certain they understood I was leaving because I had all my stuff and gave them lots of food and compliments.
But, they chased down my friend who lived in the next burrough over. They had recognised that friend with me several times and followed them to their house when they couldn’t find me.
They adopted my friend and it was now my friend’s job to bring them snacks and receive the presents.
This was maybe 6-7 years ago.
I visited London last year. Went to see my friend. The crows all not only recognised me, they tracked me down. We got into my friend’s flat and not twenty minutes later there was chaos on the balcony.
We open the curtains, the entire fucking murder is there shouting because they wanted to see me.
Crows are the very best birds.
i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.
Yeah I saw the lovecraftian horrors and didn’t succumb to madness. What- no I’m not a cultist, James. For Christ’s sake. What you’re forgetting my friend is that HP Lovecraft wasn’t a flexible man. His brain simply wasn’t stretchy enough to take it all in. I however, have short term memory issues. Flexibility is the name of the game when you can’t remember if you ate lunch or not. What’s the size of the universe? Big. You knew that already, James. Come on now. You don’t need to witness the terrifying ocean at the base of the entirety of reality itself to know that. Pass the brandy.
You must imagine the character I’ve created here wearing a suit and a monocle, by the way.
During a Eldritch Horrors based tabletop RPG my character was a young dandy who wasn't particularly interested in all this monster mystery stuff but his father (my brother's character) was a researcher who WAS very into it, so Bertie went along to make sure the old man didn't get into too much trouble. It was your average Eldritch Horrors RPG in that you don't make your characters with the expectation that they will survive for very long, both the game itself and the genre are very intent on turning your characters inside out, driving them insane, and blowing them up in no particular order.
The thing was, everything in this nightmare hellscape just seemed to keep coming up Bertie because the man was too stupid to realize what genre he was in. Every time he had to roll for a sanity check whenever he saw something crazy, the dice treated him so well that he just... didn't get it. Gee that sure is a funny costume. There's something wrong with that dog. These mean guys in stupid hats are trying to hurt that young lady, we can't have that! I had not built him this way, his intelligence stats weren't even that bad, random chance just made it so that this man was living a scooby doo adventure while everyone else was being consumed by The Horrors. The final straw was at the end of an adventure when Bertie escaped from the cultist headquarters by breaking out through the mansion's front window on a motorcycle with a hot rescued sacrificial maiden clinging to his back and leading the cultists on a merry chase through the hedge maze while the other adventurers escaped. His sanity score? HIGHER than when the adventure had begun. He had found the whole experience quite thrilling and felt very good about life in general! Bertie retired from adventuring to marry the maiden he rescued and care for his aging father and delight and bemuse his friends at the gentleman's club with stories of his 'wacky' adventures. I didn't want to risk breaking his ridiculous lucky streak.
New local scandal is an old woman who will walk down to her mailbox in her robe, then, when no cars are driving by, lay down next to her mailbox as if she’s fallen or been hit by a car. Tourists will stop, help her up, and walk her to her house. Then, after they leave, she’ll repeat this until she’s bored with it.
Her neighbors have called the cops a bunch but have been told that it’s not illegal to fake being an old lady in peril so soft-hearted tourists or newcomers are nice to you. One of the neighbors sometimes yells “oh, get up, Lois!” at her. But overall local sentiment is that this is at least somewhat enviable levels of not giving a fuck.
You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light
Doing this benefits these species tremendously. They can become so rare over such a vast area as people destroy the only plants they can eat, every single one that survives makes a positive difference!
This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.
i know most people have seen it but i cant emphasize how much this is literally my favorite breath of the wild clip of all time. also i can never fucking find this clip when i need it especially in high definition so here it is
Where's that post that's like "people on tumblr see anorexia as a stupid thing girls do for fun instead of a deadly disease" ?
Like I wonder if maybe these women have something else in common besides being rich? Maybe something like being in the public eye 24/7 and having 1000000000000 people a day comment on their bodies in public forums where everyone including them can see and hear it??
Sorry I'm not done. We are really at the "women developing anorexia is actually Another Way To Oppress You" level of backlash to feminism and "every single thing on earth is about Marxism" type discourse on the internet now? Really? Women are developing anorexia, a deadly disease that fucks up your organs forever and slashes decades off your life, to Show Off How Capitalist They Are and oppress you? And this is a take coming from "innerchildabortionclinic." Something something the reason abortion is the only serious feminist issue the left still likes to talk about has everything to do with being perceived as "edgy" and absolutely NOTHING to do with women's rights or bodily autonomy or seeing women as human beings, as is I think made VERY evident by this "hot take" by "innerchildabortionclinic" that women develop anorexia on purpose to show off how rich they are and oppress you. God all fucking mighty crawl back into Hot Topic and leave sick women the hell alone!!!
Neighbour was beaming at me that she saw me at our Pride protest the other day and one) I was decked in trans pride merch, had the trans flag as a cape and wore a pin that says Trans Fag AND I WOULD LIKE TO KEEP THIS AWAY FROM NOSY NEIGHBOURS and also two) she's one of those German leftists who once took me aside to, unprompted, give me a concern-trolling lecture how I "shouldn't trust Those Palestinians" and how "Muslim people cannot be integrated into a free and progressive world as long as they hold onto their faith", so. I will not forgive her ever.
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Cassowary By: A. W. Ambler From: Wild, Wild World of Animals: Elephants and Other Land Giants 1976
"I can't believe humans would hunt the thylacine to extinction, humans are fundamentally evil" Hey, did you know that extinction was long thought to be impossible, and within 50 years of humans realizing that extinction via overhunting was a possibility it practically stopped happening? Did you know that humans are so desperate to prevent more losses that they're funneling millions of collective hours and billions of euros into helping other species? Hours and euros that could be spent on humans, being spent on species on whom humanity's own survival does not depend? Did you know that due to an accidental introduction of rats, the Lord Howe Island stick insect population was brought down to 24 individuals and now there are tens of thousands of them?
This bug. This bug that, to most humans, is utterly useless, relatively gross, and completely foreign. Humans saved it because humans do not want to cause another extinction ever again if they can avoid it.
#I need a source for that extinction overhunting fact
"50 years" is more a rough simplified estimate than an actual timeframe, but yes, up until the extinction of the great auk, many humans genuinely didn't believe their god would let one of his creations go extinct. I can only really speak on the perspective of Western (predominantly Christian) scientists, but it was widely believed that extinction was simply impossible. You have to remember that the theory of spontaneous generation wasn't definitively disproven until the mid-1800s.
Allow me to quote wikipedia for a second, because the editors did a great job of summarizing this worldview:
Prior to the 19th century, much of Western society adhered to the belief that the world was created by God and as such was complete and perfect. This concept reached its heyday in the 1700s with the peak popularity of a theological concept called the great chain of being, in which all life on earth, from the tiniest microorganism to God, is linked in a continuous chain. The extinction of a species was impossible under this model, as it would create gaps or missing links in the chain and destroy the natural order. Thomas Jefferson was a firm supporter of the great chain of being and an opponent of extinction, famously denying the extinction of the woolly mammoth on the grounds that nature never allows a race of animals to become extinct.
The article goes on:
Similarly, in 1695, Sir Thomas Molyneux published an account of enormous antlers found in Ireland that did not belong to any extant taxa in that area. Molyneux reasoned that they came from the North American moose and that the animal had once been common on the British Isles. Rather than suggest that this indicated the possibility of species going extinct, he argued that although organisms could become locally extinct, they could never be entirely lost and would continue to exist in some unknown region of the globe. The antlers were later confirmed to be from the extinct deer Megaloceros. Hooke and Molyneux's line of thinking was difficult to disprove. When parts of the world had not been thoroughly examined and charted, scientists could not rule out that animals found only in the fossil record were not simply "hiding" in unexplored regions of the Earth.
Of course there were naturalists proposing the concept of extinction as early as 1796, but a proposal of a concept is not the same as widespread societal acceptance of a concept.
Someone in the comments of this post brough up the dodo bird as an example of a more recently extinct animal that 'proves' that humans ought to know about extinction. After all, there were written accounts, paintings, and even body parts to prove its former existence.
But to that I raise you the Jenny Haniver:
Jenny Hanivers are skates or rays preserved to look like dragons or devils. They've been sold as hoaxes since at least the 1500s, and naturalists have warned people of their fraudulent nature for just as long. People knew about hoaxes and misrepresentations. We've all heard the story of how the first platypus body to reach London was thought to be a clever hoax.
By the 1700s, one taxidermy dodo was known to exist. It was donated to the Oxford Museum, which burned it in 1755 because it had decayed considerably, meaning it was unfit for study and display, plus it was putting their other taxidermy specimens at risk. Taxidermy back then mostly just involved drying the skin on a base without preservatives, leaving the specimen vulnerable to pests and fungi. Only the mummified head and foot were saved and thrown in a drawer where they were more or less forgotten about.
So by the year 1800, naturalists had no evidence that the dodo was real, and enough evidence that it was a fraud. According to "Panati’s Extraordinary Endings of Practically Everything and Everybody" (1989), p. 203:
Only a hundred years after the dodo was officially declared extinct, Europeans refused to believe such a fantastical creature had ever existed. It became a myth like the unicorn. By 1800, professional naturalists were casting doubt on written descriptions of the bird, as well as on extant drawings, many of which did display striking inconsistencies. It became scientific vogue to deny the bird’s existence and to challenge the Oxford head and foot as fakes. Why, skeptics asked, had no one preserved a skeleton? Unless there had never been a dodo. Skepticism was so strong by 1850 that a group of zoologists journeyed to Mauritius in search of dodo bones.
Dodo bones wouldn't be discovered on Mauritius until 1863, but even after the dodo was proven to have existed, people still needed to be convinced that it's extinction was 1) a total extinction, 2) not a fluke, and 3) preventable.
By 1830, naturalists were aware that the great auk could soon be extinct (at least locally), but instead of calling for the protection of great auks, they called for specimens to be collected while they still had the chance. Conservation of a dying population was simply incoceivable to them. The last two known great auks were killed by an ornithologist in 1844.
It wasn't until the mid-1800s that extinction was really understood as a possibility, and it wasn't until the early 1900s that the conservationist movement as we know it took form. This was thanks in large part to everyone's favorite rampantly racist anti-indigenous animal lover, Theodore Roosevelt, who laid the groundworks of the Migratory Bird Treaty Act, and created wildlife preserves and national forests out of land stolen from Native Americans (but that's a story for another day).
Prior to the mid-1800s, we lost the mammoth, aurochs, European wild horse, moa, dodo, passenger pigeon, Steller's sea cow, Malagasy hippo, great auk, quagga, bluebuck, Falkland Islands wolf, huia, and many more megafauna, as well as countless rodents, bats, marsupials, and subspecies due to overhunting. We have lost many species since, but very few were due to malicious/targeted hunting. Most were due to ignorance, carelessness, or desperation. And every megafauna extinction has been fought by a conservation movement that is now, more often than not, succesful.
And there are signs, like the Lord Howe Islands stick insect, that soon enough it won't just be megafauna who reap the fruits of conservation efforts. A zoo near me is paying a guy to breed the critically endangered Desertas wolf spider. It doesn't get much less "charismatic megafauna" than that. And its extinction would weigh no lighter on the Earth than that of the mammoth.