GOTG Vol.2 Starters
PART 1 || Part 2
Feel free to change pronouns as needed!
❛ It’s just… swords were your thing and guns were mine, but… I guess we’re both doing guns now. I just didn’t know that. ❜
❛ I have sensitive nipples. ❜
❛ I’m finishing this so we can listen to tunes while we work. ❜
❛ How is that important? ❜
❛ I understand that, your being very serious right now. ❜
❛ I can clearly see you winking! ❜
❛ They were not looking at you funny. ❜
❛ No, no! Spit it out! Come on! That’s disgusting! ❜
❛ Alright, you giant sea monkey, up here! ❜
❛ Careful what you say around these folks. They’re easily offended. The cost of transgression is death. ❜
❛ Family reunion. Yay. ❜
❛ Count yourself blessed they didn’t kill you. ❜
❛ I know you’re sensitive about that. ❜
❛ There are two types of beings in the universe… those who dance, and those who do not. ❜
❛ It would make my nether regions engorge. ❜
❛ You just need to find a woman/man who is pathetic… like you. ❜
❛ No. It’s not ripe yet… and I hate you. ❜
❛ [awkwardly] Right… he didn’t steal some of those. I don’t know why they’re after us, what a mystery this is. ❜
❛ I was being sarcastic! ❜
❛ Oh, no! You’re supposed to use a sarcastic voice! Now I look foolish! ❜
❛ [skeptically] A little one-inch man saved us? ❜
❛ You’ll attack me the moment I let you go. ❜
❛ You know what they say…"You’re out of luck until you’ve gone duck.“ ❜
❛ You can go to hell then. I don’t give a damn what you think of me. ❜
❛ I don’t gotta listen to nothing, you betrayed the code. ❜
❛ I do not understand the intricacies of social interaction. ❜
❛ Yes. That is called a practical joke! ❜
❛ I hate that story. It’s so sad! ❜
❛ I’m uncertain about parting ways. ❜
❛ God, you’re like an old woman. ❜
❛ I hope Daddy isn’t as big of a dick as you, orphan boy. ❜
❛ What is your goal here? To get everybody to hate you? Because it’s working. ❜
❛ Dude. You’re not supposed to say that… ❜
❛ [shocked] No… No one has ever asked me a personal question. ❜
❛ If I touch someone, I can feel their feelings. ❜
❛ No… no, I don’t… ❜
❛ You must be so embarrassed! ❜
❛ I have never felt such humor! ❜
❛ Touch me, and the only thing you’re gonna feel is a broken jaw. ❜
❛ Ain’t so tough now without all your toys… are you? ❜
❛ Lucky for you, my word don’t mean squat. ❜
❛ Whoa! Whoa. There must be some kind of peaceful resolution to this, fellas… or even a violent one where I’m standing over there. ❜
❛ Did you make a penis? ❜
❛ I don’t need to hear how my parents… ❜
❛ This is mutiny! This is mutiny! ❜
❛ If you loved her, why did you leave her? ❜
❛ You’re the one what killed those men…by leading them down the wrong path. ❜
❛ You’re weak. And stupid! ❜
❛ Do you shoot tasers out of your face? ❜
❛ New plan. We’re killing you first. ❜
❛ Well, dying is certainly better than having to live an entire life… as a moronic shitbag who thinks Taserface is a cool name. ❜
❛ That’s enough killing for today. ❜
❛ I thought you were the biggest sadist in the galaxy. ❜
❛ That was when Daddy was paying my bills. ❜
❛ The Priestess wants to kill the fox herself. ❜
❛ Yeah. I was talking about, like, a pretty necklace. Or a nice hat. Something to make the other girls go, "Ooh, that’s nice!” Anyways, happy trails. ❜
❛ I know exactly what that feels like! I had to watch her die! ❜
❛ So you’re a pet? ❜
❛ I am hideous? ❜
❛ People usually want cute pets. ❜
❛ You are horrifying to look at. Yes. But that’s a good thing. ❜
❛ When you’re ugly, and someone loves you… you know they love you for who you are. Beautiful people never know who to trust. ❜
