Good Soup

I do polls and other silly stuff. he/him

[wartips]

i will waterboard your comfort character

[blackwoolncrown]

fuck.

the internet is like, broken broken.

[blackwoolncrown]

Me: Hey can you pull up common phrases including the word 'survive'?

AI-fucked internet: Heh! Sure thing. I-- cheeburger, cheeburger, cheeburg

[the-haiku-bot]

AI-fucked internet:

Heh! Sure thing. I– cheeburger,

cheeburger, cheeburg

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[thesitharts]

Once you start noticing the erasure and exclusion of trans mascs in everything from media to academics you can never stop noticing it

[ardenishere]

Hey guys

So my partner is going to get top surgery in the next year or so. I just need some help raising money for it. The link to their go fund me is in this post. If you can, please donate. If not please spread the word and share around. I'd love to be able to help them reach their goal.

Donate to Help Fund My Partner's Top Surgery, organized by Seb Carter

I'm raising funds for my partner to get top surgery. They have been having issues with t… Seb Carter needs your support for Help Fund My Par

[cilantrhoes]

[sexygaywizard]

FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗

[kaban-bang]

[ardenishere]

My face when vtm isn't just dnd with vampires....

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I'm trying to think of the name of those off-brand hedgehog things but the only thing that comes to mind is enchilada

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

Echidna

Heres some babies

This one is less baby

Fun fact. These motherfuckers can kill you

[shinypenguinpizza]

Their dicks have 4 heads

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

thank you! i hate this more than words can express. this is horrible, truly. DO NOT CLICK KEEP READING

congratulations! echidna dick now lives in your head rent-free

[darinaethelaianprophet]

ALL THE KNUCKLES PORNOGRAPHY IS INACCURATE

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

why do people keep saying this

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#important to note tho! they only come from one head at a time!#scientists jerked them off to find out!

everyone say thank you scientists

[evilvillain123456789]

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

[mtfoss]

Okay so normal rules then

[hochiminhts-deactivated20190916]

[futchcassidyandthecumdancekid]

​still genuinely might be the best own ive ever seen in my fucking life

[transmortifried]

THEY MAKE PRINTABLE TEMPORARY TATTOOS

THIS IS HUGE FOR KINK REASONS

[transmortifried]

alright sluts, imagine: this

plus this

[wetbutchbot]

temp lower back tattoo but its just the osha required signage for an open hole

[smallfuckablecreature]

robosluts youre all gonna get the "this machine does not know the difference between metal and flesh" arent you

[chaosomo]

oh of course they are, I'm not even into robots like that (yet, though I'm sure enough visual examples could convince me) and I would totally get that as a permanent tattoo, with the hand in the gears and everything

[rosedominatesyou-deactivated202]

Foreplay with a robot girl where I slowly keep removing RAM from her while she’s still trying to tell me about the things she’s into

[kingcatnine]

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

[kingcatnine]

the hair literally makes you less sticky

[kingcatnine]

if you're about to reblog this post seeking approval for shaving your legs, please close the tab containing this post and go watch a gillette ad or smth cause you're not gonna get it from me

[eial-daily]

Hello Guys!

So like, I'm putting this here because I'm aware of my following so, sorry but I can make it up to y'all I promise. Let me just uh...

I'm doing commissions!!! (and also art fight!!)

So prices, right.

$5 for Headshot/Bust

$15 for Full Body

And Additional $10 for NSFW

Here's some of my work!

(A lot of this is from my Art Fight so if you want check that out.)

Anyways, thanks for reading I hope you'll give me a chance for commissions or check my Art Fight out :)

(Payment via Venmo)

[ah-splat]

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I do need to return y'alls towels and blankets, you're right

[ardenishere]

I have no memory of sending that so thanks for reminding me because what the hell was I on