Emery Emery - Ardent Atheist

Emery is the host of the award winning podcast, 'Ardent Atheist'!

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All the world‘s a reality show.

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The #MeToo movement has been pretty good on the hole.

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When the cops turn up at your house, they know they’re taking you in the second they light a cigarette.

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Often times, women won’t be frank until they’re well into their 50s. So I propose we change the word to “francine”.

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Technology knows all…

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Why is Good Friday traffic so bad?

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There is no good phrase to describe when someone finds the perfect feather for the perfect cap.

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When we’re not recuperating, we’re cuperating.

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Perfect!

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I’m Emery. These are my partners, Penn & Teller.

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Regardless of where you fall on the political spectrum, this is just hilarious.

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Every time I see someone in a baseball cap it’s either a musclehead, a dad, a Trump supporter or lesbian. It’s never a baseball player. Can we change the name of baseball caps now?

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Now a casino mogul is accused of sexual misconduct? Who's next, strip club owners?

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THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT! Public service announcements are stupid. THAT IS ALL.

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I was watching a movie last night and I was struck by how youthful Matthew Broderick has remained then I realized “War Games“ was made in 1983.

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It's depressing how common depression is.

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If @realDonaldTrump is so worried about jobs, why is working so hard to put abortion doctors out of business? #FirstTermAbortion