May I please have bréad

Jade // 22 // Gemini // used to be hollow-authority // I like to make friends!

[dirtbrunch]

That face cats have when they’re very young and they look like they just woke up from a four hour nap,, yeah

[dirtbrunch]

This one

[armadyleans]

[punbeam]

101 Dalmatians: The Reckoning (2022)

[seravph]

hoooly shit i need to go to a science museum gift shop and buy a little velvet bag of 10 different rocks

[androgyne-angel]

OC 😌

[lattemonster]

[toytheatre]

Enesco Home Grown Series - Rutabaga Mouse

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

[westmeath]

Me sitting in the elephants foot at chernobyl

[gayspock-deactivated20250217]

[gayspock-deactivated20250217]

CHIKORITA CHUESDAY IS NOT AT ALL LIABLE FOR YOUR PHONE CRASHING. IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE CHIKORITA CHUESDAY, THAT’S ON YOU BABES.

[ixa193]

[nintengu]

[feldgeister]

[3ueueb47473hd82j]

[i-like-girls-69]

Me when I fucking get you

[oneeyedsolidsnake]

send his ass to gongaga

[takingbackourculture]

As of twelve hours ago!

[mauveredbutch]

[Image Description: A tweet with an image attached posted by Omer (@/bigoknows) that reads 'posted by a palestinian living in gaza'

The image attached is of an instagram story posted by @/meera_adnan that consists of white text on a black background. The text reads as follows:

'Don't really wanna sound like a broken record and I really appreciate the hundreds of people texting me who want to help but there's not much I can do at the moment.

I literally can't leave the house or get groceries cause the occupation is targeting cars and people walking around.

The Israelis have stopped fuel from getting into the strip so we are only allowed a few hours of electricity and internet companies were very affected so many people do not have electricity or internet at the moment.

I don't know what to say but just keep us in your prayers and keep spreading awareness, protest, and pressure your elected officials or government if you can.'

The last line is in all caps and reads 'Speak Loudly About This.' /End Description]

[teamjacobthot]

[teamjacobthot]

@t-e-reynolds ok so boom

smeyer wakes up from a vivid dream on june 2, 2003

smeyer’s dream inspires her to write twilight

twilight gets published (2005) and the books and movies become a global phenomenon

e.l. james writes a bdsm twilight fanfic titled master of the universe

master of the universe is later published as fifty shades of grey (2011)

the fifty shades book series becomes wildly popular

fifty shades of grey gets adapted into a movie (2015), in which dakota johnson is cast as protagonist anastasia steele in her breakthrough role

the fifty shades movie series also becomes wildly popular and dakota johnson’s acting career takes off

dakota goes on ellen degeneres’s talk show, where ellen tries to play dakota for a fool and dakota shuts that shit down

people start noticing that ellen has a tendency to make her celeb guests feel very uncomfortable and is terrible to her employees

ellen makes the decision to end her talk show in 2022 after 19 years

[dankmemeuniversity]

[puniper]

dragon quest 8 is a good game cause the main character has a rat in his pockets at all times and you can make it attack people on command

[puniper]

imagine this being the last thing you see before you die

[ruikh]