A Real Crocodile

25 // they/them // taken

[scorebug]

[redstonedust]

its quitters talk to stop scratching that itchy spot right before the scratching magically fixes everything. #never give up

[shakyfoundations]

A mech discord server with a vent channel where all the messages are just ‘FWSSHHHHHH -heat level reduced’

[obscuretobyfox]

[leavesofgas]

[stasi-informant-deactivated2021]

[panteneprovcommercial]

small talk enjoyers when the weather is in any way notable:

[estchiyu]

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

[hinoneko]

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

[fongus-the-ninth]

Likely one of the funniest things we will get from the extremely late-to-the-party among us show

[funnier-as-a-feedist]

[nl-clips-i-send-to-my-wife]

[galaxywarp]

“I got freaks NINE days out of the week — I CAN GET MORE.”

“….—only seven days in a week.”

…

“MAN YOU AINT BIG PAPa— IM THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY EEEeehnNNONSTOP BHLUH——“

[cannibalchicken]

[lindleland]

the problem millennials + older have with trying to understand the 67 meme is that they keep trying to compare it to past funny numbers.

listen. 67 is not 69. it's not 420, or 21, or 42.

it's E.

you remember this shit?

it's this. 67 is E.

[lindleland]

i'm gonna be honest with you all i straight-up did not notice that the E in this picture was fucked up. i don't know what's going on here and i'm scared

[spookyweaselbones]

[ahotknife]

YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do

[tredekim]