A Real Crocodile

25 // they/them // taken

[anthony10000000]

The Xbox Booth at E3 2005

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

Who is THE PIPE

[lesbiangiratina]

Youre always so kind and gentle with me olive garden

[chipthekeeper]

I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective 

[thegoldengals]

According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.

[chipthekeeper]

I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[demelly]

ohhh how the night changes....

[qaylorswiftieprime]

[qaylorswiftieprime]

Remember to never trust anything you see or hear or think, this is how you can become a Gaylor Truther

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

Qanon for white women who "don't get politics"

[userparamore]

MINDHUNTER 01.02

[2colde]

how it genuinely feels

[b0tster]

you look like the kinda girl who'd open up ms paint back in the day select the spray paint tool and click and hold to watch it slowly turn into a perfect circle

[depsidase]

[marcusbrutus]

the worst part about ocd and ocd-like tendencies is that you think hyper-analyzing your thoughts and constantly psychoanalyzing yourself will fix you but that's actually part of the disorder. it's the disorder. disordering.

[angelsaxis]

But reylo really is the most heterosexual ship out there because the man’s violence and anger and general immaturity are taken to be romantic and the woman’s clear feelings of disgust/hatred/fear of the man are completely ignored.

[angelsaxis]

to think they crucified me for this and acted like I was shitting on DV victims. I’ll add that reylo is white as FUCK.

[64mpg]

do you generally have good or bad dreams

good dreams

bad dreams

bit of both

i don’t remember my dreams

Remaining time: 3 days 5 hours

[charl0ttan]

tomorrow im developing my theory of tuesday

[realshy]

it's already tuesday

[charl0ttan]

just as i theorized.

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[ninjagokata]

chapter 5 weird route (or weird route in general)

[robogineer]

big festival plans