Are You Kitten Me?

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When I sit on the toilet too long and try to stand up:

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When concert security finds my stash:

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When I step in snow thinking it's frozen but it's all slush underneath:

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When I get to sleep in but my girlfriend wakes up early:

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Trying to get all of the frosting out of my Dunkaroos:

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Anytime I see anything related to Kim Kardashian:

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When I get a Caricature and it is offensively bad:

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When my parents try to get me to pose for a ridiculous family photo:

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When someone on the bus makes eye contact with me:

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When I've almost paid off my student debt and go back to Grad School

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When the person in front of me is walking too slow:

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When someone texts me over and over before I can respond:

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Everyone at a dub step show:

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When I have to use the bathroom after someone just took a dump:

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When someone sits right next to me in a movie theater even though there are other empty seats:

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When someone reminds me I'm on a diet:

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When girls go to the bathroom: