let's eat Uranium together

Just some guy with a passion for biomechanics, sci-fi, fantasy, philosophy and a smidge of theology. don't expect coherent anything from here.

[syberfab]

Warhammer 40,000: Mechanicus II: Trazyn, Orikan, Obyron and Zahndrekh loading screen quotes (so far)

[blocker476]

nothing changes between these two

[quenthel]

anyway i love the tech priest sprites from mechanicus 2 a lot....

[taraxippos]

Akira bike sliding on a horse

[taraxippos]

concept art

[taraxippos]

concept art

[evenstevenh]

Friendly gator folk! 🐊

[salithemage]

rcbg 32 spoilers without context

[tasty-tiktoks]

[stupidjewishwhiteboy]

We were robbed that this didn’t happen in reality

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

Wettest and driest factions? I’m guessing Drukhari and Necrons, but what does the expert say

This is an excellent question, with multiple answers depending on your personal perspective.

Based on an individual potential level, the wettest and driest faction is the Drukhari. Haemonculi can, obviously, produce extremely and eternally wet individuals via their surgical prowess. At the same time, an unfed Asdrubael Vect is so withered and has a pussy so dry that it actively increases the barometric pressure of the room he's in.

On an overall basis, the wettest faction is that of the Nurglite collective, which is at all times producing, storing and coated with a vast assortment of liquids and substances that renders them delightfully slick, greasy, moist and, indeed, wet at all times. Some of their liquids even beget other liquids. Others exude a wetness across multiple dimensions. Incredible.

Via the same metric, the Necrons are indeed the driest faction overall, with the total percentage of wetness being minimal or even entirely nonexistent depending on the state of a sample group's core flux at any given time.

Necrons must also get a special note with regards to wetness, as their crypteks can transform a person into a quantum wet superfluid that is temporarily the wettest thing in existence. However, given that a person experiencing this stops being a person and starts being a physics, it doesn't really count for the purposes of this examination. It is neat, though.

[luminouslumity]

[thenaiads]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[onion-souls]

Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.

[onion-souls]

I made you a bibliography but I eated it :(

[sreegs]

I usually disable all the health stuff in the iPhone Health app but i opened it today check something completely unrelated when i decided to scroll down the "All Health Data" section and i've apparently fallen down a lot?? on one day in January 2015 in particular

[sreegs]

scale time

the number above is 1.00e81 (1 with 81 zeros).

There's 86,400 seconds in a day. A femtosecond is one quadrillionth of a second. there are 8.64e19 femtoseconds in a day. i would have to fall down at least 1e61 times per quadrillionth of a second to reach that number

[sreegs]

apparently a fall creates 2-4kN of force so lets split the difference and say 3kN so thats 3e81 kN of cumulative force applied over a 24 hour period to roughly, i dunno a square meter or two. i have no idea how to quantify that but im pretty sure that's an erosive force that can move mountains

presuming im invincible, i dont think the elasticity of like, granite can even keep up with the frequency of the impact. interesting conundrum

[sreegs]

i failed to consider the speed involved here in order to fall 1e81 times in a 24h period.

i'm 178cm tall, and in order to fall repeatedly, you have to get back up again (isnt there a song about this?) so one complete fall cycle is 356 cm, or 0.00356 km.

i traveled 0.00356km 1e81 times so thats 3.56e78 km/day, so 86400 seconds in a day thats 4.12037037037e73 km/sec.

i have absolutlely annihilated everything and broken the speed of light, which is a measly 299,792.458 km/sec. everything is gone. everything.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I get knocked down

but I get up again

10^81 times

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

WIZARD TIP: That was not a good point to start your time loop.

[targetedknowledge]

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[mandsleanan]

Minding your own business and some fucking scarab just rolls a big ball of shit over you

[cryoverkiltmilk]

How do you go on with life after that?

[sycamorality]

op disabled reblogs but i really wanted this post on my blog again

[achillesinhighheels]

Sleeping Muse

By Misha Frid