Every zoo is a petting zoo

Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bunch of popcorn kernels - you know, to make the cremation more interesting.

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I’m stuck in a rut. Send me prompts in my dms or asks.

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If you’re ever having a bad day remember that I got upset and actually went to Antarctica and got adopted by an older lady who fed me it was the best 2 weeks of my life. So….dreams come true or whatever.

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Another time I got upset and ran away to Spain for a month. My coping skills haven’t improved.

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Update: I got upset again and flew to New Zealand to see the glow worm caves. My coping skills have not improved.

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Update: Got upset again. Flew to Singapore. Ate so much good food.

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“Excuse me,” said a soft voice.

Tony looked down to see a fifteen year old kid staring up at him, all big brown eyes and flushed cheeks.

“Yeah? Can I help you kid?” asked Tony, smiling as kindly as he could. He could remember being a young teen at his first pride event, twenty or so years ago.

“Um, I was wondering if I could have a hug? My family isn’t um, they aren’t excited that I’m gay and I could really use a hug?”

Tony blinked, then remembered the shirt Steve had insisted he wear, that said free hugs.

“What’s your name?” asked Tony.

“Peter.”

“I’m Tony, Peter,” said Tony. “Nice to meet you Peter.”

Tony opened his arms and the kid ran into him. They stood there, hugging tightly, for several minutes, until two different voices made them pull away.

“Tony, love, I got you coffee,” said Steve, coming up behind Tony.

“Peter-Peter-Pumpkin-Eater,” called Wade, running up, sporting a brilliant pan-pride shirt. “There you are!”

Tony and Peter pulled away.

“Who’s this?” asked Steve, wrapping an arm around Tony’s shoulder and handing his husband a large cup of coffee.

“This is my new son Peter,” said Tony proudly. “We are inviting him to dinner, okay?”

“Can Wade come?” asked Peter with a grin, his entire face lighting up.

“I’m Wade,” said Wade, holding out a hand. “Peter’s boyfriend.”

“Yes, absolutely,” said Tony. “Lots of food. And coffee. You like coffee, new son Peter?”

Steve shook his head fondly, because of course Tony would adopt a young teen in the few minutes Steve was gone getting coffee. If anyone understood the need of a loving father, it was Tony.

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Me: I want to read something light, something cute.

Me: Wuthering Heights. I think this was mentioned in Twilight. Should be good.

Me: *4 chapters in* …….I don’t want any of them to be happy.

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If you’re ever having a bad day remember that I got upset and actually went to Antarctica and got adopted by an older lady who fed me it was the best 2 weeks of my life. So….dreams come true or whatever.

[arianapeterson19]

Another time I got upset and ran away to Spain for a month. My coping skills haven’t improved.

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Update: I got upset again and flew to New Zealand to see the glow worm caves. My coping skills have not improved.

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I need a tiny quick short story idea. Go.

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So I grew up poor and I’m very good at budgeting. So, in the nicest way possible - if you’re in a financial situation need to learn how to be poor, reach out! I can (probably) budget you so you’re not living paycheck to paycheck.

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Bored at work so I started writing. But I’m at work so it’s all on paper, probably never to be posted.

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I used to know someone who called buses peasant wagon, she was a lovely person 🙄

Right?! Like, why do people have an attitude about public transportation? I use it all the time when it’s convenient! There’s no shame in the bus game.

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Promises promises check this hand cos I'm marvellous 😂 sorry I just got and Ao3 email saying u posted a fic and this came in my head, now excuse me I'm gonna go read it

🤣🤣 That’s me every single time I write this story!

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Me: Gas is really expensive so I’m looking for alternate ways to get to work that aren’t the bus.

Friend: Yeah, cuz the bus is for the poor people.

Me:……..because the bus I need doesn’t have a stop near me……

Friend: Oh, yeah. That’s what I meant.

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Send me suggestions for one shots. Or make me a bingo board. I have a break coming up so I want to be productive!

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Listen, if George, Percy, and Ron didn’t sing a rousing rendition of “His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad” at Harry and Ginny’s wedding I’ll sue.

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Anyone else bothered by how Moody’s magical eye could see through things….like walls and clothes…..and he was allowed near children?

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Sometimes I read incomplete works and then spend the rest of the night finishing the story in my head.

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SugarBaby Tony AU

“I suppose that like most things, you started this without thinking.”

 It was an unfair statement, they both knew that, but as expected, Tony let it slide because he wasn’t in the mood to deal with his father’s unexpected presence. To be fair, that was also on Tony because the restaurant was very much the type of place Howard would frequent and Tony should have expected to at the least run into one of Howard’s work associates if not the man himself.

 “I always think things through,” said Tony, swishing his glass of wine slowly, not even gracing Howard with a look, instead his eyes scanning the suits and gowns for one particular suit that was hiding hard muscles and toned abs. “It’s why I left home in the first place.”

 “Who are you fucking?” demanded Howard. “I know you’re not here on your own, you could never afford this place. I made sure of that.”

 Tony sipped his wine delicately, like all those classes Howard had spent on him had taught him, and that probably infuriated Howard more, to have his disowned son sipping wine that cost more than some made in a week, acting as though Howard wasn’t even worth his attention.

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Me: Why has no one screamed at me about how adorable Clint is about getting a little brother?!

Also me: *has not finished writing that chapter*