"Hello child. You like some cake?" @springtrapspeaks
Hmm? Why sure! What flavor cake? @springtrapspeaks((SORRY IT TOOK ME 20 DAYS TO ANSWER THIS I GOT CAUGHT UP WITH SCHOOL BUT I AM HERE NOW))
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@arielspeaks
"Hello child. You like some cake?" @springtrapspeaks
Hmm? Why sure! What flavor cake? @springtrapspeaks((SORRY IT TOOK ME 20 DAYS TO ANSWER THIS I GOT CAUGHT UP WITH SCHOOL BUT I AM HERE NOW))
Sign the petition to make Princess Leia an official Disney Princess. I would love it if she was! They need to reach 75,000 and they are almost there.
https://www.change.org/p/the-walt-disney-company-make-leia-an-official-disney-princess
*bumps into you* Oh! I'm so sorry! Are you alright? - Ariel🐠 (I saw ur post and here I am)
@arielspeaks watch where you’re going next time.
Sorry I will... oh wait sorry there's something on your cheek *she starts wiping something off your cheek* three got it, sorry again that I bumped into you.
Hi! Are you Ayano? @ayano-speaks
Yes…. How do know who I am? *crosses arms, confused look on face*
Oh! I have just heard some rumors about you, and I just wanted to say hi I guess. Oh how rude of me I should introduce myself, I’m Ariel! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, Ariel. Though you already know, I am Ayano, Ayano Aishi. Pleasure to meet you. *bows slightly, then extends arm for a handshake*
*shakes hand* pleasure to meet you too Ayano
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Follow these blogs if u love these Anonymuns ;)))))))
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@anonypurplemun @purpleps2k17
@anonyredmun @redps2k17
@anonyblackmun @blackps2k17
@anonycyanmun @cyanps2k17
@anonypinkmun @pinkps2k17
@anonycobaltmun @cobaltps2k17
@anonygreenmun @greenps2k17
@anonybluemun @blueps2k17
Hi! Are you Ayano? @ayano-speaks
Yes…. How do know who I am? *crosses arms, confused look on face*
Oh! I have just heard some rumors about you, and I just wanted to say hi I guess. Oh how rude of me I should introduce myself, I’m Ariel! Nice to meet you!
Winners of the Sweater Caption Competition!! ((sorry its so late omg))
@junkospeaks - “don’t just deck the halls. knock the halls the fuck out”
@arielspeaks - "Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?“
@annabethchasespeaks - "I will shove an entire Christmas tree up your ass”
@minami-speaks - “I’m on the naughty list…For a number of reasons ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”
@lucyheartphiliaspeaks - “Join me now our GAY (in rainbow font) apparel”
@seraspeaks - “Why deck the halls when you can suck my balls”
@bastion-speaks - “Santa’s lap won’t be the only lap I’m sitting on”
@ayano-speaks - “With me around, it won’t be a silent night for long~”
@bonapartespeaks - “All I want for Christmas is you… and a huge amount of money”
@alexandraoxton-speaks - “I be ‘sleighing’ on Christmas”
It was so hard to choose winners aaaa >_< me (@anonypurplemun), @anonycyanmun and @anonycobaltmun are actually gonna be drawing 2 prizes each because we didn’t have enough artists for all the captions we wanted to win!
We will PM all the winners after this post goes up and figure out what you guys want for drawings and who will be drawing them ^^
((sidenote that @anonycyanmun is having technical difficulties and won’t be able to draw anything until the 9th, sorry to anyone who may have to wait!!))
Thanks to all the submissions! Whether you won or not all your captions gave us a laugh!
-Anonypurple and the rest of the anonymuns <3
Congrats everyone!!!!
Hi! Are you Ayano? @ayano-speaks
Send a ♥ for my Muse playing with your Muse’s hair.
Alternatively, send a ♡ for my reaction to your Muse playing with my Muse’s hair!
Secret santa here howve ya been?
I have been good secret santa :D
What do you like to do?
Well I like to collect things, I love dancing! Although I'm not very good at it and
M!As
These M!As were originally from my old blog, but have been resubmitted with new additions.
Deadly Insomniac: Your muse is unable to sleep for a specified amount of time regardless of how many attempts they make, becoming extremely tired, weak and dangerously volatile as a result.
Childlike Innocence: Muse is mysteriously transformed into their younger form for a specified amount of time, accompanied with all the usual juvenile behaviours.
Personality Swap: Muse's usual personality is suddenly switched with another's for a specified amount of time, causing them to act like that person perfectly. Anon decides who.
Cross-dresser: Muse becomes a cross dresser for a specified amount of time, dressing up as the opposite sex.
Animal Suits!: Anon chooses an animal Muse must dress up as for a specified amount of time, imitating it's behaviour and characteristic traits.
Charmingly Flirtatious: Muse becomes a dazzling romantic for a specified amount of time, flirting with everyone regardless of gender, current relationship or sexual preferences.
Deliriously Drunk: Muse becomes excessively drunk for a specified amount of time, acting oddly and hallucinating occasionally. Muse may react to drunkenness however they please.
Shape Shifter: Anon decides what form Muse changes into, whether it be an animal, person, or even an object.
Player: Muse attempts to get in bed with everyone for a specified amount of time.
Lost: Muse becomes hopelessly lost, loosing all sense of direction they previously had. Anon decides what or who they are looking for.
Sex Change: Muse turns into the opposite sex for a specified amount of time.
Habitually Violent: Muse becomes extremely violent and will attempt to pick fights with anyone they talk to.
Leather, Panties and Stockings: Muse is forced to dress up in a very sexual manner for a specified amount of time, becoming extremely horny as a result.
Crossover: Muse becomes part of another fandom for a specified amount of time. Anon decides what.
Sweet Lips: Muse will give a kiss to anyone who utters the words 'sweet lips'. Can be via ask, replies or rebloging.
Docilely Submissive: Muse becomes an adorable little uke for a specified amount of time, as obedient as a dog and as playful as a kitten. Anon may choose who for.
Aggressively Dominant: Muse becomes a sadistic seme for a specified amount of time. Anon may choose who for.
Amnesia: Muse forgets everything about themselves, from their name to what they ate for breakfast.
OOC: Muse becomes seriously out of character for a specified amount of time.
Delusions of Grandeur: Muse starts to believe they are better than everyone, becomes the most important person in their universe and has a false sense of confidence, bragging about everything.
Of Love and Stuffing: Muse starts carrying around a plushy, becoming extremely attached to it. Anon may specify what, or else it is Muse's most loved person, thing, or animal.
Musically talented: Muse must sing everything they say, using lyrics from songs. Anon may specify how long.
Silence: Muse can no longer speak, and must communicate everything in non verbal ways, such as hand signals, ect. Anon decides how long.
Homicidal Maniac: Muse becomes mentally insane, and lusts for blood. Anon may specify how long and a particular target/obsession if they wish.
Am I pretty?: Muse attempts to get everyone to call them pretty, fishing for as many compliments they can get. Anon decides how long for.
Bare it all: Muse must walk around naked for a specified time. They may either be extremely self conscious or not notice at all.
Mirror Mirror: Muse becomes obsessed with their looks. Anon specifies how long for.
Cozy Cuddles: Muse tries to hug and cuddle as many people as possible, until specified amount of hugs have been given. Anon decides how many hugs are needed before M!A finishes.
Attention seeker: Muse becomes desperate for attention from whoever will give it to them.
Abhorrence: Muse absolutely hates one person, refusing to speak to them or being extremely spiteful towards them.
Unrelenting Obsession: Muse becomes terribly obsessed with one person, anon decides who.
Time for Change: Anon picks a specific feature of Muse that is to be changed for a specified amount of time, such as hair colour, clothes, ect.
More will be added as I make them up. Feel free to add your own if you wish.
Hey there!
Hi!! And who are u?
Secret Santa sort of thing?
I was thinking we could do a thing where we assign people to each other and you can send your assigned person anon asks throughout the holiday season, you can just send them nice messages and maybe even try to befriend them! On December 25th, all the secret santas reveal themselves to their assigned people!
Suggestions for cool things you can do anonymously with your assigned person throughout December if you’re comfortable:
Submit them a picture anonymously using a disposable email (sites like gmail allow you to make an email rly quickly and easily, just make sure your assigned person knows it’s their santa)! You could submit some nice art if you’re an artist, or just some memes u think they’d like! or you could submit them the entire bee movie script
The streaming site, Rabbit, allows you to watch movies and youtube and surf the internet together, complete with text or voice chat depending on your preference! You can host or join a stream without needing an account so you can do it entirely anonymously. plus anyone can take control of the stream if the host lets them have the remote so you could take turns picking stuff to watch/do ^^
Cards Against Humanity allows you to pick your own nickname without making an account so you could just call yourself “Santa” or something! (but you would need at least 3 people to play though >_<)
I can’t think of anything else you can do anonymously off the top of my head but if you’ve got ideas for more activities people could do please send in an ask!
so if you’d be up for making some new friends over the holiday season just reblog this post!! Deadline for reblogs is Thursday 9am Central. Then I’ll match everyone up with random.org and let you know who you’ll be messaging on Friday so you can start getting to know them over the weekend ^^ let me know via PM on @anonypurplemun before the deadline if there’s anyone you don’t wanna be matched up with (for example if you’re already friends with some people lmao).
If you choose to take part remember to have anonymous asks and submissions on and make sure you’re comfortable interacting with anyone in speaksworld! Also make sure you can be fairly active with the person you’re assigned to!!
-Anonypurple & the rest of the anonymuns <3
lil sidenote: i didn’t forget to tag people! bc i have to tag so many people always it messes up my hyperlinks so i’mma tag everyone in a reblog very soon (just gotta get the whole list together) ^^
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Halloween Match-up Prompt
@arielspeaks is excited to walk up and knock on the door, keen to try out this human tradition. @mercy-speaks hears the enthusiastic knock and opens the door. “Trick or Treat~!”
She opened the door and saw the girl outside. “Ah, what a lovely costume! Who just might you be?” She then smiles and holds some candy in her hand for the girl. “Here, you go. Why don’t you have some candy?” She says while she smiles brightly and holds out the candy for her.
“Thank you so much! And what do you mean by who am I? I’m Ariel!” She takes the candy and puts it in her bag.
“Oh well, hello Ariel! You make a wonderful mermaid as I might say!” She smiles and then says, “Have a wonderful day, Ariel! And Happy Halloween!”
"Well I would hope that I made a wonderful mermaid since I am one!" She giggled. "Btw the way, I love that hat! It's very interesting but I think it's very cute!"