The Lightning-Speed Waltz

Being the random posts and reblogs of a ♀ gay married older than dirt hiking-obsessed crybaby. 

[sailor-arashi]

Maximum Comfy.

[cyborbs-deactivated20231020]

best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say

[vulpineprince]

sometimes the subject of your thoughts is just in this thing

[ablondpanda]

Ah, there it is!

The TUMBLER!

[knitmeapony]

The tumblr blorbo in the blorbo tumbler.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I made this post and it got so popular outside of tumblr that everyone was quoting "THAT'S MY GOTH!"

[auditect]

That's my goth!

[danielita9]

What ive been smoking on

[tikysplickytok]

(via liondancefan)

[kittydesade]

Lion Dancers. Never failing to make me go WHAT the FUCK

[worldworldworldworld]

"my favourite book :]", 2009

[whitetrsh-cryptid-deactivated20]

[chips1977]

i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs

[uncleleoofficialfanclub]

wait to post about this until you’ve confirmed it

[chips1977]

sorry

[probablybadrpgideas]

The Dungeon of Dragons!

No, not that type of dungeon. This is where the Conclave of Wyrms jails truant dragons or hoard-pilferers. Also drunk fliers Who need a decade to sober up.

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[reverendrowdy]

Use your PTO

[yanguang]

heat hawk brush..

[tashas-cauldron-of-hotsauce]

brushie her,,,,

[sailor-arashi]

Three times cleaner than the average Zaku!

[mahou-shonen-alex]

Puella Magi Madoka Magica: The rebellion story (2013)

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 7

Spock (Star Trek)

James (Pokémon)

Remaining time: 5 days 16 hours

[nic-the-rat]

LOCK THE FUCK IN MUTUALS AND FOLLOWERS SPOCK CANNOT BE LOSING HERE

[tfw-adhd]

[meet-again]

This is weird bevause ive had this exact thought before

[wordsaremylife]

Actually it really does help to paint the picture

[slightlyrebelliouswriter23]

"why don't you set an alarm to remind yourself to put your marbles in your bag?" i will fill your shoes with goo

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[myuminji]

winter is coming... ☃️

FIELD TRIP! FIELD TRIP! FIELD TRIP!

[halimaidmf]

She's a 10 but her soul is weighed down by earth's gravity