The Lightning-Speed Waltz

Being the random posts and reblogs of a ♀ gay married older than dirt hiking-obsessed crybaby. 

[sailor-arashi]

Maximum Comfy.

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[the-big-mood]

I didn’t realize there were so many people getting destroyed by mattresses 😂

[theswordofdamntheseknees]

I love these so much.

[genjichu]

[loyalsquire]

I'm learning so much about princesses on tumblr dot com

[suigintou]

i just felt someone right click me

[superchat]

[julia-miraclerat]

Can you believe it! Torn apart by dogs again!

[therobotwig]

One year ago today I posted this miniature Star Wars Andor inspired photo I created. Shot practically using real figures, lighting & a couple of broom heads to create a crop field and a few perspective cheats.

[hikari-ni-naritai]

[smbc-comics]

We’re raising funds to print a brand new book of compiled SMBC comics on Kickstarter right now! check out our project for Parenting - An SMBC Collection

"Everything" is one of the comics that will be included!

Original comic : https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2013-09-08

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SMBC ◆ PATREON ◆ INSTAGRAM ◆ BLUESKY ◆ STORE

[forcewound]

by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

by talos this can’t be happening

[zpamtondiedinablender]

the phrase by talos this can’t be happening is actually from a rupaul roleplay blog who left their husband in a cage with no food and water for a few weeks and the husband died sorry to be the spoil sport but it does have an origin and it is a very tumblr origin in nature

[link-lonk]

Here’s the post they’re referring to for context

[regicide1997]

Oh. Skyrim husband.

[selectivegeekwithstandards]

oh god

[afamoore]

Oh Talos

[viss-and-pinegar]

I love seeing it when people find this out. I fucking love it.

[angstandhappiness]

LMAO WHY CAGE HUSBAND

[wallisninety-six]

Today’s Sunday.

[sixshotstothedome-deactivated20]

you have to rb this on a sunday every time u see this on ur dash

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

did I tell you guys that I used to work on a holiday park and I would test all the hot tubs and I got so good at being able to tell the temperature of them just with my hand I could do it to the .5 degree

anyway recently I had some polyps removed from my uterus which involves them shooting warm water up your pussy to help them see what they're doing or something idk but as soon as they did that I was like huh. do you have that set to 38⁰? and they were all like what the Fuck. anyway my pussy tells the temperature

[shiftythrifting]

George Washington thermometer

pay kay pay day

[silvermoon424]

[funeralcity]

[corantus]

locked the fuck in get my money up

[skoomabong]

[unofficial-autism-post]

Unofficial Autism Post

[parkchanwoohoo]

[lazyadmiral]