The Lightning-Speed Waltz

Being the random posts and reblogs of a ♀ gay married older than dirt hiking-obsessed crybaby. 

[sailor-arashi]

Maximum Comfy.

[avakkins-alter]

Me and my Gardevoir~

[softbluefeathers]

It looks like admiration but she's actually just hitting that man with psychic feminization beams.

[sailor-arashi]

For some reason the image of a pokemon wearing a seatbelt is frying my brain.

[hotvampireadjacent]

Huh… they’re different but I can see the similarities if you point it out

[hotvampireadjacent]

The wiki photo feels so dramatic

[sailor-arashi]

[official-michigan-posts]

i'm definitely not qualified to answer this chat what do you think

[official-michigan-posts]

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!!!

THE WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD IS!!

YURI!!!!!!!

[monkeysky]

Remember back in 2011 when Obama had GOP members over for dinner, and he served so many peas that the republicans made him eat their servings, and a bunch of cartoonists argued about who made whom eat peas?

[akumeoy]

what the fuck

[teddybear-boy]

Legit, I was reading through these comics like “ are the peas supposed to represent the issues in our country?”, then you fuckin tell me “nah bro Obama just served a lot of peas at dinner.”. You have to be joking.

[d0uble-0h-se7en]

…except that’s not what happened.

Obama used the phrase “we need to eat our peas” in a speech about fiscal responsibility as a metaphor for how government officials need to do things they dont like/dont socially agree with in order to address the deficit ceiling.

If you’re going to lie, at least do so convincingly

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

Craft a wine gourd(jiuhulu酒葫芦) that can hold wine, water, and tea in Chinese wuxia novels (cr 古月葫选葫师)

[mariopowertennis]

YOU HAVE ENTERED

RADICAL SATURDAY

[cynical-werewolf]

Today’s Friday, though.

[sketchlock]

[lezbianz]

we need militant anti-boyfriend action in 2026

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

I will turn all boyfriends into girlfriends.

[tsaescii]

how it feels spending money on something i wanted

[rollerska8er]

still my favourite onion headline of all time

[morphmaker]

are there palm tree Ents

[morphmaker]

Palm Tree Ents: The Appendices

[jesterlesbian]

hey anyone figured out another way out but through. i’d love to not go through

[kaijutegu]

everyone stop what you’re doing and look at this baby pelican

[kaijutegu]

[kaijutegu]

his power grows

[kaijutegu]

please… he’s getting too strong…

[kaijutegu]

please… stop… i beg of you…

[worldheritageposts-official]

World Heritage Post

[qqchurch]

[mrsterlingeverything]

[targetedknowledge]