The Lightning-Speed Waltz

Being the random posts and reblogs of a ♀ gay married older than dirt hiking-obsessed crybaby. 

[sailor-arashi]

Maximum Comfy.

[pukicho]

The mafia isn't lookin for me and I'm enjoying a walk in the park

[pukicho]

Cool, not me though.

[shellys-apprentice]

Blowing psychologists' minds with Batman/SpongeBob fanfiction

[felixcloud6288]

Committing timecard fraud at the Tumblr factory by not logging out before closing the app.

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[yourpsychicadvisor]

[legoyuri]

[memewhore]

[bronzetomatoes]

one more day til the stop sign

[mothmans-sexy-lamp-deactivated2]

Everyone get up it’s stop sign day

[40ouncesandamule]

Stop sign day

[longshrimp]

STOP SIGN DAY

[silly-signs]

Official stop sign day

[silly-signs]

Official stop sign day

[silly-signs]

Official stop sign day

[archive-of-days]

Official stop sign day

[possessedscholar]

They’ve invented a minotaur you can’t milk…

[sailor-arashi]

[notahorseindisguise]

this one . i missed this . that great you can go ahead and order it

[songforaname]

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What the hell is instagram recommending to me

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

[quinnception]

[everyday-cutephoto]

[suneka-deactivated20260512]

@kittybroker how much for this noodle lover?

[kittybroker]

Feasting noodle lover just simply not allowed some of that noodley goodness! Get the noodle loving freak for only $15.66!

[earhartsease]

[yasmin1000000]

Msg literally stands for Makes Shit Good so why would you not want it

[possessedscholar]

I unleash a Tabasco upon your face!

[sailor-arashi]

[dduane]

Job done.

Per RTÉ:

After erecting scaffolding late yesterday, workers draped tarps over the temporary structure in the predawn hours and were seen removing letters around 3.10 a.m. in an operation that took about 30 minutes.

[silima]

it's always funny to me when ppl act like it's somehow incestuous for characters who consider each other found family/chosen family/whatever u wanna call the trope to date each other, and it's funny for many reasons, but most specifically it's funny because irl when you meet a person and get really attached and decide that you want to be family with them, there's a very popular legally recognized way of doing that & it's called marriage

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Marriage promotes incest because then you end up having sex with a family member