The Lightning-Speed Waltz

Being the random posts and reblogs of a ♀ gay married older than dirt hiking-obsessed crybaby. 

[sailor-arashi]

Maximum Comfy.

[morphmaker]

are there palm tree Ents

[morphmaker]

Palm Tree Ents: The Appendices

[jesterlesbian]

hey anyone figured out another way out but through. i’d love to not go through

[kaijutegu]

everyone stop what you’re doing and look at this baby pelican

[kaijutegu]

[kaijutegu]

his power grows

[kaijutegu]

please… he’s getting too strong…

[kaijutegu]

please… stop… i beg of you…

[worldheritageposts-official]

World Heritage Post

[qqchurch]

[mrsterlingeverything]

[targetedknowledge]

[flunkett]

nasa to the artemis crew: right no pit stops at jupiter alright? moon and back

artemis: no worries

nasa when they return: so how was it

artemis crew, suspiciously stupider than before: how was what

[0v9]

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

[patrickjoust]

www.patrickjoust.com

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Fujica GW690

Kodak Portra 160

[stuckinapril]

Truest thing ever unfortunately

[morgenstern16]

[bogleech]

Does tumblr know about that Papa Johns sauce bottle pissing everyone off on all the other social media?

Its for a good reason but it's kind of also undeniably funny. It really looks like that.

[impossiblepackage]

there’s no way that can be legal

[darael]

You have an awful lot of faith in American consumer protections.

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

just had a disconcerting thought

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

how do u pronounce georg of spiders fame

gay-org

george

other

Remaining time: 3 days 25 minutes

[mevil]

my beautiful wife that is scared of a closed window at night

[slitherpunk]

[birdyaviary]

[sailor-arashi]

[firethekitty]

top 5 me posts of all time

[sailor-arashi]

That's pretty much what it's for. It artificially provides the chemical reward for doing tasks, so you will get locked in on any task you stumble upon. You gotta be careful not to get sidetracked on your way to what you're supposed to be doing, or you'll never get there.

[hyenasarecutedammit]

Everybody be on HIGH ALERT... …. ……this could be dangerous 

[lesbianredpanda]

sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff