The Lightning-Speed Waltz

Being the random posts and reblogs of a ♀ gay married older than dirt hiking-obsessed crybaby. 

[sailor-arashi]

Maximum Comfy.

[shellys-apprentice]

Blowing psychologists' minds with Batman/SpongeBob fanfiction

[felixcloud6288]

Committing timecard fraud at the Tumblr factory by not logging out before closing the app.

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[yourpsychicadvisor]

[legoyuri]

[memewhore]

[bronzetomatoes]

one more day til the stop sign

[mothmans-sexy-lamp-deactivated2]

Everyone get up it’s stop sign day

[40ouncesandamule]

Stop sign day

[longshrimp]

STOP SIGN DAY

[silly-signs]

Official stop sign day

[silly-signs]

Official stop sign day

[silly-signs]

Official stop sign day

[archive-of-days]

Official stop sign day

[possessedscholar]

They’ve invented a minotaur you can’t milk…

[sailor-arashi]

[notahorseindisguise]

this one . i missed this . that great you can go ahead and order it

[songforaname]

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What the hell is instagram recommending to me

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

[quinnception]

[everyday-cutephoto]

[suneka-deactivated20260512]

@kittybroker how much for this noodle lover?

[kittybroker]

Feasting noodle lover just simply not allowed some of that noodley goodness! Get the noodle loving freak for only $15.66!

[earhartsease]

[yasmin1000000]

Msg literally stands for Makes Shit Good so why would you not want it

[possessedscholar]

I unleash a Tabasco upon your face!

[sailor-arashi]

[dduane]

Job done.

Per RTÉ:

After erecting scaffolding late yesterday, workers draped tarps over the temporary structure in the predawn hours and were seen removing letters around 3.10 a.m. in an operation that took about 30 minutes.

[silima]

it's always funny to me when ppl act like it's somehow incestuous for characters who consider each other found family/chosen family/whatever u wanna call the trope to date each other, and it's funny for many reasons, but most specifically it's funny because irl when you meet a person and get really attached and decide that you want to be family with them, there's a very popular legally recognized way of doing that & it's called marriage

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Marriage promotes incest because then you end up having sex with a family member

[catboybiologist]

Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there

[catboybiologist]

Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now

[catboybiologist]

So there's two species of sea lion in North America: the California sea lion, ranging along California (including Baja) but not ranging into the north coast or into oregon

And the Stellar's sea lion, which are WAY bigger and live in Washington, British Columbia, and Alaska

A male Stellars sea lion showed up in SF like a month ago and just kinda. Didn't know what to do, and joined a colony of California sea lions, and is just kinda chilling there now.

[catboybiologist]

Weird vagrant species happen from time to time, but this is just a particularly funny instance of a highly social species getting very lost, and just trying to blend in with its closest nearby relatives

[mybigfatgaylife]

his name is Chonkers