The Lightning-Speed Waltz

Being the random posts and reblogs of a ♀ gay married older than dirt hiking-obsessed crybaby. 

[sailor-arashi]

Maximum Comfy.

[lezbianz]

we need militant anti-boyfriend action in 2026

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

I will turn all boyfriends into girlfriends.

[tsaescii]

how it feels spending money on something i wanted

[rollerska8er]

still my favourite onion headline of all time

[morphmaker]

are there palm tree Ents

[morphmaker]

Palm Tree Ents: The Appendices

[jesterlesbian]

hey anyone figured out another way out but through. i’d love to not go through

[kaijutegu]

everyone stop what you’re doing and look at this baby pelican

[kaijutegu]

[kaijutegu]

his power grows

[kaijutegu]

please… he’s getting too strong…

[kaijutegu]

please… stop… i beg of you…

[worldheritageposts-official]

World Heritage Post

[qqchurch]

[mrsterlingeverything]

[targetedknowledge]

[flunkett]

nasa to the artemis crew: right no pit stops at jupiter alright? moon and back

artemis: no worries

nasa when they return: so how was it

artemis crew, suspiciously stupider than before: how was what

[0v9]

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

[patrickjoust]

www.patrickjoust.com

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Fujica GW690

Kodak Portra 160

[stuckinapril]

Truest thing ever unfortunately

[morgenstern16]

[bogleech]

Does tumblr know about that Papa Johns sauce bottle pissing everyone off on all the other social media?

Its for a good reason but it's kind of also undeniably funny. It really looks like that.

[impossiblepackage]

there’s no way that can be legal

[darael]

You have an awful lot of faith in American consumer protections.

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

just had a disconcerting thought

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

how do u pronounce georg of spiders fame

gay-org

george

other

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