The Lightning-Speed Waltz

Being the random posts and reblogs of a ♀ gay married older than dirt hiking-obsessed crybaby. 

[sailor-arashi]

Maximum Comfy.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[gotylocks]

Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

[arienai]

[mochipuchi]

[evilprincess-v]

its so surreal to go about my daily life in þis new america... how can i jack off to princess peach footjob when þeres a freaking cheeto in þe white house yall

[punishedsaints]

[anachronic-cobra]

I cannot emphasize enough how exactly accurate this is to working in production

[victusinveritas]

This was one of my introductions to military history. I was 14 and haven't ever really looked back. Big fan of star forts and Vauban.

[hbbisenieks]

Star forts like this were constructed after gunpowder became common in warfare! The elevated position plus the angled walls were designed to make it harder to just blow a hole in the wall with a big cannon, which is what happened to a lot of pre-gunpowder fortifications.

[voidpaws]

ok anyways. post this beast

[foxonrollerskates]

I HAVE THE OTHER PART TO THIS PHOTO

[mydogtige]

Sorry, but I'm Not into Yuri

[newtypezaku]

I'd collapse if it'd get me out of a tea party

[qqchurch]

[yanguang]

things you can find on taobao:

dongfeng intercontinental ballistic missile plush bolsters very 安全 much 安全感

[evilwizard]

idc about fluoride in the water supply im petitioning my congressman to add a drop of that mysterious green fluid that emits a ghostly green skull when you put it in

[evilwizard]

just one☝️drop a week could turn everyone sickly

[mooglythegreatandgoogly]

boss, is this stuff supposed to make pink smoke hearts?

[evilwizard]

wuhoh

[souperluminal]

05.08 - It’s Monday

[rozzed]

why not have the reader re-read a sentence now and then? it won't hurt him....

[ostolero]

announcer ritually chanting the horse's name "GOD I NEED A FAVOR"

[ancientorigins]

Bird Nesting At The Temple Of Horus, Egypt.