The Lightning-Speed Waltz

Being the random posts and reblogs of a ♀ gay married older than dirt hiking-obsessed crybaby. 

[sailor-arashi]

Maximum Comfy.

[miamignonette]

[miamignonette]

[victusinveritas]

God, can you imagine someone from Finland (or wherever) heading to a Midwestern state fair and eating every variety of fried thing imaginable?

[lumiklovstad]

I can, and arguably I must.

[babystarbeam]

I always think that sport events, especially international ones, are primarily about fun and cultural exchange and hanging out together; it gets lost sometimes when people pay too much attention to keeping scores, but joy and building bridges should be more important. So glad this seems to be happening right now!

[raychleadele]

I don’t follow soccer at all so I have no feelings on the World Cup, but I’m loving seeing people discover the US for the first time and finding joy here.

[dogpuppy]

[sailor-arashi]

It's a copperhead.

[itswalky]

bit of a longshot, but by any chance do you have the IW! "Oasis" limited print? most of the other prints from that time seem to be either archived on wayback or reuploaded by you elsewhere, but I couldn't find that one anywhere. (I'm mainly interested because sal was on the thumbnail that wayback archived, lol)

Dug it up!

[gayvampyr]

important things happening in r/cats

[projectorthus]

X Men Red if the writers weren’t cowards.

Happy pride month!

[projectorthus]

This one's making the repost rounds on twitter, it seems. Just in time for pride month.

So I'm self-reblogging because I drew it, and that's my right.

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

Totally straight thing to say before someone dives into your memories.

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

[secretotaku]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Oh, come on...why even buy a Tudor, then? They got rid of the trees and bushes, and the lovely garden gate.

[lord-squark]

I hate it when they're mean to detective gumshoe

[dogpuppy]

[eletenshi]

[eletenshi]

Can I add on with reblogs like this

[preyingforsnuff]

Really need a monster lady to bite viscously into my throat while she's railing me senseless btw

[hemipenal-system]

bites you molasses-style

[preyingforsnuff]

[brucebocchi]

[marvelousmop]

In my experience, they tend to actually go with the way dumber option of "Okay so this means that, every time we pit the hare against the tortoise, the tortoise would win, and therefore a tortoise can also beat all the other animals a hare could ordinarily beat in a race"

[rosekin]

"I should have made sure I got a full 16 hours the night before... this is Base Banana Slug I'm up against!"

[qqchurch]

[advanced-passenger-train]

[bed-bath-and-bazinga]

A story in three parts