The Lightning-Speed Waltz

Being the random posts and reblogs of a ♀ gay married older than dirt hiking-obsessed crybaby. 

[sailor-arashi]

Maximum Comfy.

[stuckinapril]

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

[stuckinapril]

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

[platypusinplaid]

Everyone please look at this snapping turtle, walking to the pond outside my house, still groggy from a 6-month nap.

[saint-batrick]

the music made this one of the most hilarious things i have ever seen, thank you so much.

[theinfiknight]

GJJGJRKGNH THE MUSIC GOES UNDERWATER WITH THE TURTLE

[lapithae]

Vegeta: please bulma my people are dead just let me give my daughter a saiyan name

Bulma:

[different-landscapes]

[chaliceink]

I feel like I should put a stop to this.

Right after l seen how many balloons kitty… I mean this is science!

[pukicho]

The mafia isn't lookin for me and I'm enjoying a walk in the park

[pukicho]

Cool, not me though.

[shellys-apprentice]

Blowing psychologists' minds with Batman/SpongeBob fanfiction

[felixcloud6288]

Committing timecard fraud at the Tumblr factory by not logging out before closing the app.

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[yourpsychicadvisor]

[legoyuri]

[memewhore]

[bronzetomatoes]

one more day til the stop sign

[mothmans-sexy-lamp-deactivated2]

Everyone get up it’s stop sign day

[40ouncesandamule]

Stop sign day

[longshrimp]

STOP SIGN DAY

[silly-signs]

Official stop sign day

[silly-signs]

Official stop sign day

[silly-signs]

Official stop sign day

[archive-of-days]

Official stop sign day

[possessedscholar]

They’ve invented a minotaur you can’t milk…

[sailor-arashi]

[notahorseindisguise]

this one . i missed this . that great you can go ahead and order it

[songforaname]

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What the hell is instagram recommending to me

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

[quinnception]

[everyday-cutephoto]

[suneka-deactivated20260512]

@kittybroker how much for this noodle lover?

[kittybroker]

Feasting noodle lover just simply not allowed some of that noodley goodness! Get the noodle loving freak for only $15.66!

[earhartsease]