The Lightning-Speed Waltz

Being the random posts and reblogs of a ♀ gay married older than dirt hiking-obsessed crybaby. 

[sailor-arashi]

Maximum Comfy.

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[nicolauda]

Lion King (1994) explaining the importance of stylized 2D animation: Lion King (2019) and Cats (2019):

[pastaroasta]

Kimba The White Lion (1965) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Lion King (1994) Lion King (2019) Cats (2019)

[doink-z-deactivated20241130]

Shakespeare (1564) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

[onceuponamirror]

Saxo Grammaticus (c. 1160 – c. 1220) explaining the importance of understanding that all creative work is inherently derivative once you study the oral tradition of storytelling and history and that’s okay because generations have always reformatted tropes and themes to make them relatable to their current audiences 

Shakespeare (1564), Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

[captain-snark]

Tyrannosaurus rex (Late Cretaceous) explaining nothing because he’s a don’t give a fuck

[astronomical-bagel]

[strawberry-crocodile]

Happy The Missile Knows Where It Is Monday

[veguinsky]

I wanted to join the hand shadow trend with Lilith 🖤 I hope you like it!

[teathattast]

[starminesister]

Seen in a local thriftstore yesterday afternoon

@shiftythrifting

[escuerzoresucitado]

[gotylocks]

Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

[arienai]

[mochipuchi]

[evilprincess-v]

its so surreal to go about my daily life in þis new america... how can i jack off to princess peach footjob when þeres a freaking cheeto in þe white house yall

[punishedsaints]

[anachronic-cobra]

I cannot emphasize enough how exactly accurate this is to working in production

[victusinveritas]

This was one of my introductions to military history. I was 14 and haven't ever really looked back. Big fan of star forts and Vauban.

[hbbisenieks]

Star forts like this were constructed after gunpowder became common in warfare! The elevated position plus the angled walls were designed to make it harder to just blow a hole in the wall with a big cannon, which is what happened to a lot of pre-gunpowder fortifications.

[voidpaws]

ok anyways. post this beast

[foxonrollerskates]

I HAVE THE OTHER PART TO THIS PHOTO

[mydogtige]

Sorry, but I'm Not into Yuri

[newtypezaku]

I'd collapse if it'd get me out of a tea party

[qqchurch]

[yanguang]

things you can find on taobao:

dongfeng intercontinental ballistic missile plush bolsters very 安全 much 安全感