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Prohodna Cave
Sooooooon…
❝The one who decided it was a good idea to wake up a vampire from her beauty sleep.❞
“ Oh, you were sleeping? Man, you waste so much time doing that. “
Glaring, Mika’s eye twitched. He didn’t have time for some lowly progenitor’s ramblings. “Is there a point to this, or would you care to have my boot shoved down your throat..?” he hissed.
“ I was trying to think of which sounded the most evil. Like, what would sound cool when I kill someone? “
❛is that so. …how do you know?❜
“ Read it in a book! Eternal life lets you have a lot of free time! “
‘ nope— ’
just kind of covers his mouth with his hands.
“ No, no, it’s true. You’ll probably hear your body fall too, or at least your head. Just imagine! “
Don’t be afraid of death Be afraid of the unlived life
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‘ o-okay ! that’s enough from you— ’
“ But wait! There’s more! A human head remains conscious for about 15 to 20 seconds after it is been decapitated. “
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“ Hana, you’re not doing the thing! I’m going to possess you so you will do the thing! I swear! Hana, stop being lame! Hana, listen to me. I am a great and powerful demon, listen to me! “
multitudis started following you
“ 60% of adult humans don’t make a will... “
igneam-sitim started following you
“ There’s over 200 euphemisms for death in the English language. Fading quickly, kick the bucket, deceased, departed, demise, expired, gone to a better place... ”
It’s best to shut him up now. He could go on for ages.
rubeusprogenitor started following you
“ CROOOOOWWWLEEEEY!! “
He shouted down the hallway when he spotted the other noble.
“ You can’t die of old age! I mean-- “
He cut himself off realizing that vampires indeed couldn’t die of old age. That wasn’t what he meant though and quickly cleared his throat.
“ Humans can’t die of old age. They don’t classify it as that. Usually it’s just inactivity or something. “
❝Tell me again why you’re here?❞
She cut him off mid-sentence, eyes half lidded with a bored
expression present on her petite features. This wasn’t the least
bit fun, and provided no gain for her. Leaving Mahiru to care even
less about the vampire’s words.
“ Rude, I’m just sharing some knowledge about you weirdos and you can’t even care enough to pretend to enjoy my presence. “
‘ well that’s a great conversation starter. ’
“ I mean, I could have stated that it is possible to get erection after death instead. “
middaysnight started following you
“ There was a custom of carrying a dead shrew in your pocket to ward off rheumatism... “
Is even paying attention to the girl at this point?